- Ice Penjamin
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- Noble Heroic Member
I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.
I got 29 finger watches, one for each timezone.
What? You say no 29 timezones? -blam!- Plz, I made more timezones with all my swagger. I got tight ass yoga pants because I'm a man of action with each iPhone generation in my pockets cause sometimes I just like to bring in the classics.
"Is that an iPhone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"-blam!- Please, I got each generation rite here"
"Oh Mai God, What Swagger"
*BAZINNNGGGG*
I also got the coolest of golden bracelets and necklaces each embroidered with the words "Swagger". What? Words? That's right, Swagger is two words. Sometimes I even make up my own words like hasher brahser, YOLO, Roldo Dondo, and my most famous, ain't No Party Liek A Mario Party.
I role in my 96' Soccer Mom Van so I can fit all my home dawgs when we go down the road like speed -blam!- racer blasting our covers of rap songs with dubstep put in. Sometimes me and my friends go out on my private blow-up swimming pool. Yeh man, I swim in a swimming pool in my own private ocean that I own. That's right, the Gulf Of Mexico Ocean. Sometime I go out to my private country Europe whenever I'm bored of jet skiing in Kabo.
I rock pink shutter shades and reading glasses without any lenses. I don't need to read because you don't need to read to be swaggin. My vision is 200/200, that means my vision is 10x better than your stupid 20/20 vision.
Dude I got all the cl"ass" if you know what I mean brotha. You say I don't have it, but I actually do dude. #SWAGGER 4 LYFE MAN