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Cops foil sick plot to strangle and castrate Justin Bieber

First of the picture is well picked, also this seems to be an interesting and unexpected plot. I guess despite the fact I don't like the guy I would never wish this on him.

I can only hope he keeps it wrapped and never reproduces though.

  • 12.13.2012 8:18 AM PDT
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Bieber is a guy we love to hate, but it's fun to hate him. This is just wrong.

  • 12.13.2012 8:20 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

This crossed the line and took a dump on it. Too far.

  • 12.13.2012 8:21 AM PDT

Why is saving the human race a criminal offence?

  • 12.13.2012 8:22 AM PDT
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I was very sad at this news..

  • 12.13.2012 8:25 AM PDT

http://www.last.fm/user/metaldiscussor

If only they would have succeeded.

  • 12.13.2012 8:26 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Well, the guy who was trying to arrange it was serving 978 years for his other crimes...

  • 12.13.2012 8:27 AM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: St Major Dan
Why is saving the human race a criminal offence?

  • 12.13.2012 8:47 AM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''


Posted by: Bungie Sam
This crossed the line and took a dump on it. Too far.

No, not far enough.

  • 12.13.2012 8:51 AM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, the guy who was trying to arrange it was serving 978 years for his other crimes...
I'm more concerned with the fact that the authorities expect him to live that long.

  • 12.13.2012 8:52 AM PDT


Posted by: SergeantFlood

Posted by: St Major Dan
Why is saving the human race a criminal offence?

  • 12.13.2012 8:53 AM PDT
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Would have laughed hard if it had happened.

  • 12.13.2012 8:54 AM PDT

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I thought it was going to be a joke saying they found out he was already castrated, but damn that is just going to far.

  • 12.13.2012 9:01 AM PDT


Posted by: Mastergee
Would have laughed hard if it had happened.

Why?

  • 12.13.2012 9:10 AM PDT

Plekpedia - The most epic site in the history of ever.

Yikes, glad it was foiled.

Anyone who is saying they're disappointed needs to grow up. He's just a kid, he doesn't deserve that.

  • 12.13.2012 9:12 AM PDT
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Hurrdurr I hate bieberz I wish it happended.

  • 12.13.2012 9:13 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, the guy who was trying to arrange it was serving 978 years for his other crimes...

There's your first indicator you probably shouldn't take any advice from him. I mean if he got caught what can he do for you?

  • 12.13.2012 9:14 AM PDT

http://www.last.fm/user/metaldiscussor


Posted by: DatDudeBV

Posted by: Mastergee
Would have laughed hard if it had happened.

Why?
Dis hippy offended XD

  • 12.13.2012 9:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: DatDudeBV

Posted by: Mastergee
Would have laughed hard if it had happened.

Why?


Because it would have been funny.

  • 12.13.2012 9:15 AM PDT


Posted by: Mastergee

Posted by: DatDudeBV

Posted by: Mastergee
Would have laughed hard if it had happened.

Why?


Because it would have been funny.


How would it be funny?

  • 12.13.2012 9:15 AM PDT

http://www.last.fm/user/metaldiscussor


Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Bieber is a guy we love to hate, but it's fun to hate him. This is just wrong.


>Love
>To hate

Nope

  • 12.13.2012 9:16 AM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

The crazy people we have to live with on this planet...

  • 12.13.2012 9:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: DatDudeBV

Posted by: Mastergee

Posted by: DatDudeBV

Posted by: Mastergee
Would have laughed hard if it had happened.

Why?


Because it would have been funny.


How would it be funny?


You never been to see a live castration before?

Absolutely hilarious, especially when it is done on fresh meat, you don't get much fresher than Beiber.

  • 12.13.2012 9:18 AM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

This is sick and wrong, but I just can't stop laughing!

  • 12.13.2012 9:20 AM PDT

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Kevin's post = breath of fresh air.
Take it from this guy people, he knows what he's talking about.

Second accounts are NOT cheating:
http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=13824

I'm surprised the cops didn't provide an escort.

  • 12.13.2012 9:42 AM PDT