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Subject: If you had to be eaten by an animal...

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.

So you made an observation about an old mans fashion sense, little did you know that, that old man was actually the all powerful Wizard Zanzibar!
For disrespecting his new disco fever you will have to be eaten by an animal.
Zanzibar is in a good mood so he allows you to choose the animal.


What animal do you choose?

[Edited on 12.13.2012 1:18 PM PST]

  • 12.13.2012 1:18 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Alpaca is the only response.

  • 12.13.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

A kitten.

  • 12.13.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Why did you click the more button? By accident? Reply is at the bottom...
They call me The Precursor

A goldfish.

  • 12.13.2012 1:19 PM PDT
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An ant eater.

It won't eat anything but ants :D

  • 12.13.2012 1:22 PM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

Eaten alive? I guess something that kills quickly then..

  • 12.13.2012 1:22 PM PDT

I change shapes just to hide in this place but im still im still an animal...

Whichever is the rarest predator i can think of. Its its possible i honestly want my dead body to be eaten by something that needs help like that. Provided my body isnt junked up on human food so much that its unedible to animals.

  • 12.13.2012 1:23 PM PDT
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Dodo bird, of course.

  • 12.13.2012 1:24 PM PDT


[quote]Posted by: Android Spartan
An ant eater.

It won't eat anything but ants :D[/quote

You just saved my life. I choose this.

  • 12.13.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Supreme Dictator, Industrial Polluter, Megalomaniac, Corrupt Politician, Underhanded Reprobate, Rainforest Ravager, Puppy Kicker, Oil Spill Coordinator, Holiday Hater, and an Insurance Salesman.

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, because I never go anywhere without my wonderful towel.

  • 12.13.2012 1:25 PM PDT

Futer day, 6/28/2011

A t-rex.

  • 12.13.2012 1:25 PM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Myself. Technically, metabolism of body fat is eating yourself, so I fulfil the punishment simply by existing.

Me: 1
Zanzibar: 0

  • 12.13.2012 1:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Make117
Eaten alive? I guess something that kills quickly then..

I was thinking a Skyrim Dragon.

  • 12.13.2012 1:34 PM PDT

Banned and proud of it.

Hippo.

  • 12.13.2012 1:43 PM PDT
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Alpaca is the only response.

  • 12.13.2012 1:44 PM PDT
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Vien

  • 12.13.2012 1:50 PM PDT

Cthulu.

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t rex

  • 12.13.2012 1:51 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Insert animal that is physically incapable of eating me here*

  • 12.13.2012 1:51 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: Pongee Opressee
Vien
Same

  • 12.13.2012 1:52 PM PDT

I'm a Servant of The Secret Breach, haters shall not pass!
AlChestBreach@Youtube.com

Godzillia

  • 12.13.2012 2:14 PM PDT

Sloth

  • 12.13.2012 2:16 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

aaaaaaaa Sloth.

  • 12.13.2012 2:26 PM PDT


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aaaaaaaa Sloth.

The way they chew it seems like they would be so gentle

  • 12.13.2012 2:30 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

A ant.

  • 12.13.2012 2:30 PM PDT

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