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Posted by: Disambiguation
Alpaca is the only response.

  • 12.13.2012 2:37 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson


Posted by: Android Spartan
An ant eater.

It won't eat anything but ants :D


This.

  • 12.13.2012 2:40 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Lion is the best answer. They kill their prey swiftly.

  • 12.13.2012 2:40 PM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNĒ¢UM


Posted by: Disambiguation
Alpaca is the only response.

Would a llama count too?

[Edited on 12.13.2012 2:41 PM PST]

  • 12.13.2012 2:41 PM PDT


Posted by: annoyinginge
Myself. Technically, metabolism of body fat is eating yourself, so I fulfil the punishment simply by existing.

Me: 1
Zanzibar: 0


The wizard is going to inflict you with gluttony, making you want to devour everyone and everything. Once you no longer have enough to eat, you start gorging on yourself just to keep the hunger pains away.

Yeah, that's such a clever choice.

  • 12.13.2012 2:43 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Can't imagine thinking what it'd be like to get eaten by a colony of ants.

  • 12.13.2012 2:58 PM PDT

Siberian Tiger. They go for the neck so it would be as quick as it gets.

  • 12.13.2012 3:06 PM PDT

More awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion...IN SPACE.

Zoo-plankton.

  • 12.13.2012 3:08 PM PDT

Whale Shark.

Do people outside Australia even know what that is?

[Edited on 12.13.2012 3:23 PM PST]

  • 12.13.2012 3:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Krusekruse
A t-rex.
This. Might as well make it a quick death.

  • 12.13.2012 3:23 PM PDT

Does the animal have to be real?

  • 12.13.2012 3:24 PM PDT

-bow chicka brown cow-


Posted by: DELTA S13RRA
Whale Shark.

Do people outside Australia even know what that is?
I do, I do, its the largest fish in the world (as far as I'm aware) and it only eats plankton and only shows up off the coast of Australia for short amounts of time in the year.

  • 12.13.2012 3:26 PM PDT

an uvak. i would have plenty of time waiting on one to get here from kesh

  • 12.13.2012 3:28 PM PDT


Posted by: crumpster212

Posted by: DELTA S13RRA
Whale Shark.

Do people outside Australia even know what that is?
I do, I do, its the largest fish in the world (as far as I'm aware) and it only eats plankton and only shows up off the coast of Australia for short amounts of time in the year.

You have my beans... and my respect.

  • 12.13.2012 3:28 PM PDT

Yeah you know me, I used to sleep with a straitjacket on.

A vulture.

  • 12.13.2012 3:28 PM PDT

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