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Subject: A man was killed by a dead man that killed you.
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Name: Tripp Suetholz
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YOU WERE KILLED BY A DEAD MAN.A DEAD MAN KILLED ANOTHER MAN TO. THAT MAKES THE MAN NOT A MAN AT ALL.

  • 12.13.2012 1:57 PM PDT

wut

  • 12.13.2012 1:57 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Obviously, he was a zombie.

  • 12.13.2012 1:57 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Wat?

  • 12.13.2012 1:57 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

The dead man had a flintlock in his hand. Those things drop and they can accidentally fire. That's my explanation for how the dead men killed each other and me.

  • 12.13.2012 1:58 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

"Get it? Because I'm a vampire! Ahahahah! It's funny."

  • 12.13.2012 1:59 PM PDT
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DING DING DING. We have a winner.
Posted by: carpet brain
The dead man had a flintlock in his hand. Those things drop and they can accidentally fire. That's my explanation for how the dead men killed each other and me.

  • 12.13.2012 1:59 PM PDT
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Name: Tripp Suetholz
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Another riddle. If you are smarter than a chimp that is smarter than you , how smart is that chimp.

  • 12.13.2012 2:00 PM PDT
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This Day is Going to Be Perfect

Then who was phone?

  • 12.13.2012 2:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Queen Chrysalis
Then who was phone?
I'M THE ONE SAYING RIDDLES!

  • 12.13.2012 2:03 PM PDT


Posted by: Tripp9

Posted by: Queen Chrysalis
Then who was phone?
I'M THE ONE SAYING RIDDLES!
No your the dead man saying riddles.

  • 12.13.2012 2:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: SILO 170

Posted by: Tripp9

Posted by: Queen Chrysalis
Then who was phone?
I'M THE ONE SAYING RIDDLES!
No your the dead man saying riddles.
Touche

  • 12.13.2012 2:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Tripp9

Posted by: SILO 170

Posted by: Tripp9

Posted by: Queen Chrysalis
Then who was phone?
I'M THE ONE SAYING RIDDLES!
No your the dead man saying riddles.
Touche


Dead men tell no tales...

  • 12.13.2012 2:33 PM PDT

"They don't call him Flopper for nothing"-AquaBlader

Brain Overload
*Dies*

  • 12.13.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

That makes them both filthy casuals because the noob killed my double. -blam!- Scrub

  • 12.13.2012 2:34 PM PDT


Posted by: THE G0D FL0PPER
Brain Overload
*Dies*


*revives* *Overloads brain again*

  • 12.13.2012 2:34 PM PDT

A man died of a heart attack and fell off a tall building. I was on a shorter building, and when I was looking down over the building to see the view, the dead man's corpse hit me in the head and snapped my neck. The dead man continued falling and crushed another man walking on the street below.

  • 12.13.2012 2:38 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

A dead man killed me, then killed another man.

Or, maybe, I'm the man that the dead man killed, who then turned the weapon he killed me with on himself, which is why he's a dead man.

  • 12.13.2012 2:39 PM PDT

What holds a great weight, but has no arms?

  • 12.13.2012 2:47 PM PDT

BrAdLeY

WUUUT OP your avatar is a awesome llama

  • 12.13.2012 2:50 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: BBenson95
What holds a great weight, but has no arms?


Tables, obviously. Most can hold quite a lot, and they don't have arms. They have legs.

Duh.

  • 12.13.2012 2:50 PM PDT


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Posted by: BBenson95
What holds a great weight, but has no arms?


Tables, obviously. Most can hold quite a lot, and they don't have arms. They have legs.

Duh.


I was going to go with a bridge, but that was a little too broad of a riddle.

[Edited on 12.13.2012 2:52 PM PST]

  • 12.13.2012 2:52 PM PDT

This kinda sounds like a bad creepypasta.

  • 12.13.2012 2:52 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Posted by: BBenson95
What holds a great weight, but has no arms?
Pillars, bridges, walls, floors, and a ton of other things.

  • 12.13.2012 3:07 PM PDT