- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Yeah. I really have had this happen.
I was having a dream and then I realized that I was partially awake. The weird part is the dream bled into reality. I guess this is common. I dreamed my cats were hissing at the guys who broke into my house. They were really pale, and had strange glasses on that made their eyes look really big. I dreamed that they took me someplace and did a bunch of tests on me. Then they implanted something in my belly and put me back.
I'm thinking that the way they looked was from my cats, as one is white with big eyes. Also, the implantation I am pretty sure was from one of my cats scratching me, as I did have a small scratch where I was cut. So, my theory is that my cats got into a fight on my bed,m which woke me up enough to have the sleep paralysis nightmare, and that I was scratched in their fight.