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Subject: You're escaping a building in flames...

Poll: You're escaping a building in flames...  [closed]
Murky Spider Pit:  51%
(22 Votes)
Cockroach Tube:  49%
(21 Votes)
Total Votes: 43

You climb down a shaft and you're greeted with two choices.

-A murky pit filled with spiders, not the venomous kind. But huge spiders covered with smaller, terrifying spiders.
-A tube filled with flying mouth-loving flying cockroaches. Wondering why these are called like that? You don't want to try.

Both options finally lead to safety, but you must crawl to get out. There's no way back and the building will soon collapse. Make your choice.

  • 12.13.2012 2:52 PM PDT
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To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

Stay in the flaming building.

  • 12.13.2012 2:53 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Screw that noise. I've lived long enough anyway.

[Edited on 12.13.2012 2:54 PM PST]

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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam

I'd go through both, I'm *that* fearless.

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Get a fire extinguisher, because it's very likely there's one on the wall.

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BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread

Cockroaches scare the -blam!- out of me so spiders it is.

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Climb back up the shaft.

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"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

Turn around and hardcore-parkour my way out the window. If I live that or not, I'm not going near either of those choices.

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If they're both in the same area, the spiders will likely be eating the roaches and one of the two routes will have fewer bugs. I'll use that one.

/logic

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A kamikaze attack? Good, that's one bastard down.
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Achronos, on the Flood, beating down a 'Flying Rectum'

Actually, [fuck] it. I'm going for the cockroaches.
Any little [shit] that tries to get in my mouth will be used as nutrition.

[Edited on 12.13.2012 3:06 PM PST]

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Secret option C, use my dick as a jousting pole and ream through one of the burning walls. I am the Man of Steel you know.

  • 12.13.2012 2:56 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Turn around and hardcore-parkour my way out the window. If I live that or not, I'm not going near either of those choices.

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Shut the -blam!- up. Go fap to math or something.

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Posted by: Tehplayer1

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Turn around and hardcore-parkour my way out the window. If I live that or not, I'm not going near either of those choices.

  • 12.13.2012 2:59 PM PDT

Respect skill, Not rank.

http://fcwars.net/

climb out the window and climb down the building. if not available, well, fire's never hurt anyone, right?

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... there is no way in hell I'm getting near either of those. I'm ready for death.

  • 12.13.2012 3:00 PM PDT

Basically I'm trying to find out which phobia is more common in the Flood. Arachnophobia or Entomophobia. Cockroaches make me panic, so I'd choose the spider pit, or choose certain death. What's the difference anyway?

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Posted by: Tehplayer1

Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
Turn around and hardcore-parkour my way out the window. If I live that or not, I'm not going near either of those choices.

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I would pick the spiders, if they are not venomous whats the problem???

I would hate to have cockroaches trying to get into my mouth.

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Posted by: Xanarxses
... there is no way in hell I'm getting near either of those. I'm ready for death.


And then your survival instinct kicks in and you sprint directly through the spiders and roaches without stopping to care, screaming like a wild man all the while. When you get past them both you squeal like a little girl when you realize holy -blam!- you're covered in spiders and have roaches in your mouth.

  • 12.13.2012 3:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: Buckysaurus
Cockroaches scare the -blam!- out of me so spiders it is.

Hate spiders, so I'd take the cockroaches.

  • 12.13.2012 3:08 PM PDT

I saw a YT video about a man eating a live cockroach. That almost made me puke :( .... And gave me the inspiration for this thread.

  • 12.13.2012 3:09 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553


Posted by: Doorway of Truth
Stay in the flaming building.

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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

I really hate spiders. I really hate cockroaches a little bit less.

  • 12.13.2012 3:15 PM PDT

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Grab a fire extinguisher and crawl through the spider pit. They'd flee from the extinguisher.

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