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Subject: How do I kiss a girl?
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I know it's weird but this girl likes me and I like her, but the thing is I don't know how to make a move. I know she wants me to do something but I don't know how because this is all new to me.

Do I just do it at random? Do I move my neck slightly forward? What if she runs away or slaps me?

  • 12.13.2012 5:22 PM PDT

Randomly walk up to one and kiss it. Tell us what its like

  • 12.13.2012 5:23 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

"like a lollipop"

  • 12.13.2012 5:23 PM PDT

You press your lips up against hers.

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Lunge forward upon her like an eagle to a lamb.

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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Open your mouth and then stick your tongue in her nose.


That's how my first kiss went.

  • 12.13.2012 5:23 PM PDT

Stick your tongue out.

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Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

You pucker your mandibles, lean in...and engulf her entire face, covering it in drool.

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"Hoc volo sic iubeo. Sit pro rationes voluntas." - Juvenal

"Scio me nihil scire." - Socrates

When in doubt, whip it out

  • 12.13.2012 5:23 PM PDT

If she's anything other than a -blam!-, she won't mind the fact that you're bad at women

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Lean in with eyes semi open to guide yourself, pucker lips, kiss her lips with your lips.

Is it really that hard? Don't go all make out session with her, just give her a kiss on the lips, or even the cheeks...

  • 12.13.2012 5:23 PM PDT

We work in the dark to serve the light.

You walk up to a girl, close the distance between your faces, and rip everything off with your teeth.

  • 12.13.2012 5:24 PM PDT

Just listen to the narrator and you'll know when.

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Posted by: TrussingDoor
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
You know what's even worse?

When the boy you like has a girlfriend.
#gheyworldproblems

First, you must acquire a length of rope.

  • 12.13.2012 5:24 PM PDT
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With your dick

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Posted by: IStoleGoatsLeg
Randomly walk up to one and kiss it. Tell us what its like


No need to know. Just do it. Pretty simple. Are u afraid of getting hurt by a girl?

  • 12.13.2012 5:24 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

I direct you to this.

  • 12.13.2012 5:25 PM PDT
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where she pees

  • 12.13.2012 5:25 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

OP, you don't kiss a girl.

  • 12.13.2012 5:26 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: SICKLEnHAMMER
where she pees


*lick lick*

  • 12.13.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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Put your lips on either pair of hers.

  • 12.13.2012 5:27 PM PDT

Like this.

That's how an alpha does it.

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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Don't.

  • 12.13.2012 5:31 PM PDT
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What if I throw up.

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Posted by: PleaseQuoteMe
What if I throw up.
Is your name Stan Marsh?

  • 12.13.2012 5:33 PM PDT

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