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Subject: How do I kiss a girl?

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When you stare at eachother for a few seconds, just lean forward.
Everything will go it's way after that.

You can't really suck at kissing to be honest.

  • 12.13.2012 5:34 PM PDT

OP, what you do, find the right time, lean in close , then when she least expects it:

Knock the slut out. Bash her head against a wall until she loses conscienceless. Then quickly eliminate all witnesses. Then shove the whore in your trunk. Drive her to your home, strip her naked, and tie her to your bed- ACROSS it. Take some viagra and wear your birthday suit. Sprawl out over her and wait till she wakes up.

She'l never forget it.

[Edited on 12.13.2012 5:37 PM PST]

  • 12.13.2012 5:35 PM PDT

Live a little.

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Lean in slowly, or when she's got her eyes closed and is blabbering on about something that doesn't matter, do it then!

  • 12.13.2012 5:36 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

With your mouth.

  • 12.13.2012 5:38 PM PDT
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I'm scared

  • 12.13.2012 5:44 PM PDT
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  • 12.13.2012 5:47 PM PDT

Do as I said a few posts up OP. TRUST ME. It works. If she tries to tell people, kill her. Or capture her and make her your personal basement slut. It foolproof.

  • 12.13.2012 5:47 PM PDT

You jump in her mouth.

  • 12.13.2012 5:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: JohnyRL
Do as I said a few posts up OP. TRUST ME. It works. If she tries to tell people, kill her. Or capture her and make her your personal basement slut. It foolproof.

I have no rope.

  • 12.13.2012 5:48 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

OP!

Be careful! If you kiss her too much you can get her pregnant!

  • 12.13.2012 5:48 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

You both move a little to the side, look into each other's eyes, touch lips, close eyes, and boom goes the dynamite.

  • 12.13.2012 5:49 PM PDT

And so the war of Gods and Demons shall begin. Tomorrow will end with your heart in my hand!

Love ya! =3

There is a meteor shower going on tonight. Pretty romantic, right?
Go get the girl and stop asking strange questions! GAWD!!

  • 12.13.2012 5:50 PM PDT

Same way you kiss a guy.

  • 12.13.2012 5:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tympanicmetal
When you stare at eachother for a few seconds, just lean forward.
Everything will go it's way after that.

You can't really suck at kissing to be honest.


OMFG YES YOU CAN.

AT A CLUB.

DANCE WITH GIRL

SHE SHY AS -blam!-

SHE SAYS 'sorry i'm not very good at this'(dirty dancing)

I GO IT'S OKAY.

GRABBING HER ASS. TOUCHING HER.

SHE KEEPS LOOKING AT MY LIPS I KNOW SHE WANTS TO KISS.

I GO IN FOR THE MOVE

SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO

I ASK HER IF SHE HAS EVER KISSED BEFORE
SHE SAYS NO.

I DIE INSIDE

I SAY I'LL TEACH YOU

WE START KISSING

SHE BITES MY TONGUE

WTF ARE YOU DOING GIRL

TL;DR IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE BAD AT KISSING

SHE THOUGHT YO WERE MEANT TO NIBBLE THE OTHER PERSONS TONGUE LMAO



[Edited on 12.13.2012 5:51 PM PST]

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Posted by: ankerd123

Posted by: Tympanicmetal
When you stare at eachother for a few seconds, just lean forward.
Everything will go it's way after that.

You can't really suck at kissing to be honest.


OMFG YES YOU CAN.

AT A CLUB.

DANCE WITH GIRL

SHE SHY AS -blam!-

SHE SAYS 'sorry i'm not very good at this'(dirty dancing)

I GO IT'S OKAY.

GRABBING HER ASS. TOUCHING HER.

SHE KEEPS LOOKING AT MY LIPS I KNOW SHE WANTS TO KIIS.

I GO IN FOR THE MOVE

SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO

I ASK HER IF SHE HAS EVER KISSED BEFORE
SHE SAYS NO.

I DIE INSIDE

I SAY I'LL TEACH YOU

WE START KISSING

SHE BITES MY TONGUE

WTF ARE YOU DOING GIRL

TL;DR IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE BAD AT KISSING

SHE THOUGHT YO WERE MEANT TO NIBBLE THE OTHER PERSONS TONGUE LMAO


Shut up, you aren't funny.

  • 12.13.2012 5:51 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

OP! I'm being super serious! Be careful! If you kiss her wrong you could get her pregnant!

  • 12.13.2012 5:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: PleaseQuoteMe

Posted by: ankerd123

Posted by: Tympanicmetal
When you stare at eachother for a few seconds, just lean forward.
Everything will go it's way after that.

You can't really suck at kissing to be honest.


OMFG YES YOU CAN.

AT A CLUB.

DANCE WITH GIRL

SHE SHY AS -blam!-

SHE SAYS 'sorry i'm not very good at this'(dirty dancing)

I GO IT'S OKAY.

GRABBING HER ASS. TOUCHING HER.

SHE KEEPS LOOKING AT MY LIPS I KNOW SHE WANTS TO KIIS.

I GO IN FOR THE MOVE

SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO

I ASK HER IF SHE HAS EVER KISSED BEFORE
SHE SAYS NO.

I DIE INSIDE

I SAY I'LL TEACH YOU

WE START KISSING

SHE BITES MY TONGUE

WTF ARE YOU DOING GIRL

TL;DR IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE BAD AT KISSING

SHE THOUGHT YO WERE MEANT TO NIBBLE THE OTHER PERSONS TONGUE LMAO


Shut up, you aren't funny.


It happened.

she then got attached cause I was her first kiss. lel

needless to say I ddin't accept her FB add

  • 12.13.2012 5:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien
You pucker your mandibles, lean in...and engulf her entire face, covering it in drool.
You -blam!-ing trol! hahahahahahaha!

  • 12.13.2012 5:53 PM PDT

Then use the force of your viagra'd dong to hold her down.
Posted by: PleaseQuoteMe

Posted by: JohnyRL
Do as I said a few posts up OP. TRUST ME. It works. If she tries to tell people, kill her. Or capture her and make her your personal basement slut. It foolproof.

I have no rope.

  • 12.13.2012 5:55 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

Take prongs
Pry open girls mouth
Forced entry of your tongue
Mack away

  • 12.13.2012 5:56 PM PDT
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play for keeps


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
OP! I'm being super serious! Be careful! If you kiss her wrong you could get her pregnant!

This man speaks the truth!

Not that..I would know...

  • 12.13.2012 5:56 PM PDT

On the finger, that's how my mommy taught me! ^-^

  • 12.13.2012 5:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
OP! I'm being super serious! Be careful! If you kiss her wrong you could get her pregnant!

I know the mouth it where the sea men come from.

  • 12.13.2012 6:00 PM PDT
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What if I get a mistletoe.

  • 12.13.2012 6:08 PM PDT

xCharging Saint
The Saint Effect

By buying her Hershey's Kisses. Duh. Super simple.

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  • 12.13.2012 6:09 PM PDT

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