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Subject: Ultimate troll Xmas gift ideas?

I'm sure I'm not the first person to do this, but I plan on sending my friends two separate halves of the same 4000MP card and letting them decide who gets the points.

What are your guys/gals idea(r)'s?

  • 12.13.2012 5:35 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

Dog feces.

*Giggles like a young Asian schoolgirl*

  • 12.13.2012 5:36 PM PDT
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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

Coal

  • 12.13.2012 5:36 PM PDT

If you want troll ideas than you came to the right place.

  • 12.13.2012 5:37 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

Envelope with a blank card and a penny.

  • 12.13.2012 5:37 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

"Yours" in a box

  • 12.13.2012 5:37 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

Candy that taste like fish in the middle.
Also, an airsoft gun but remove the spring first.

  • 12.13.2012 5:39 PM PDT

For a halo/COD fan

Send them a copy of halo 4 with BOII as the game inside. This also works vice versa

  • 12.13.2012 5:42 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

I'm going to gift someone the Steam game "Bad Rats". It's a real cheap hunk of crap at only $0.50.

  • 12.13.2012 6:01 PM PDT
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A chocolate cake...with Bhut Jolokia (ghost pepper) seeds in it. Those suckers are about 7 times hotter than any habanero or scotch bonnet. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • 12.13.2012 6:11 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

a yodeling pickle

  • 12.13.2012 6:12 PM PDT

This should help.

  • 12.13.2012 6:14 PM PDT
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How about a 360 with no disc tray? Or one that already has the RRoD?

  • 12.14.2012 7:06 AM PDT

A genuinely great gift for someone who traditionally gives you "joke" gifts.

  • 12.14.2012 7:08 AM PDT
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A Bonsai tree. It's like, not even a full tree.

  • 12.14.2012 7:09 AM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

We played completely anonymous Dirty Santa in a college class once (For those who don't know, Dirty Santa someone chooses a gift, then the next person can either choose to steal it or get another one).

I took a poop in a box and wrapped it in the prettiest wrapping paper and bow I could find. Everyone fought for my present, and a girl finally ended up with the poop at the end.

I could hardly keep a straight face when a girl was shaking it to try and guess what was inside it.

  • 12.14.2012 7:11 AM PDT

Do everyone a favor, get some intelligence, grow a set, bust a nut, and shut the fu­ck up.
Posted by: Anto91
you're retared for not knowing inside jokes
retard

Your own poop with coal in a box sealed so the smell cant be detected.

  • 12.14.2012 7:12 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

An empty box of an expensive electrical item.

  • 12.14.2012 7:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: A Good Troll
I took a poop in a box
What did you do to get rid of the smell?

  • 12.14.2012 7:13 AM PDT

Donuts > all other food

For the MSP card, put it in a tiny box and completely smother it in duct tape. Then put that box in another box and smother it with duct tape. Etc etc and go on for as many boxes you can, and wrap the final one in nice, shiny wrapping paper.

Definitely not original, but still funny.

  • 12.14.2012 7:13 AM PDT

Do not invite me to your private group. I will not join.

My grandfather has a sense of humor.

He gave me a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box that was empty. However the 3rd box had a hidden opening with $25 inside.

  • 12.14.2012 7:14 AM PDT

Do everyone a favor, get some intelligence, grow a set, bust a nut, and shut the fu­ck up.
Posted by: Anto91
you're retared for not knowing inside jokes
retard


Posted by: A Good Troll
We played completely anonymous Dirty Santa in a college class once (For those who don't know, Dirty Santa someone chooses a gift, then the next person can either choose to steal it or get another one).

I took a poop in a box and wrapped it in the prettiest wrapping paper and bow I could find. Everyone fought for my present, and a girl finally ended up with the poop at the end.

I could hardly keep a straight face when a girl was shaking it to try and guess what was inside it.


My parents have a prank war with their neighbors and best friends. They always do giant blow up grinch or xmas lawn ornaments and fill their yard with em, all because they dont put a tree up. After five years of this, they have come up with revenge. They are going to bring a horse, dress it as a reindeer, tie it to teh front lawn, and hire a bunch of dirty hobos to reinact the nativity scene on the front lawn.

  • 12.14.2012 7:15 AM PDT