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Subject: Tell me why you're single.
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ITT: foreveralone floodians who try and justify their failure and natural unattractiveness on the inherent flaws of women

lel

  • 12.13.2012 7:25 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


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Posted by: The Shamrock5139
Well let's see there's the first chick that fell for me on a class music trip over Spring Break to Disney World and we were practically a couple but she turned out to be a whore and I caught her with another guy not even two weeks after the trip. Then in a state of depression this girl messages me on Facebook, obviously showing interest, so we go out on a date and I start to like her more, but for whatever reason as the rest of summer progressed she became less interested and went out with some A-hole, broke up after asking ME for advice, then proceeded to date another douche bag which she also came crying to me for help and advice over, and then after showing interest again and me getting ready for a second chance by getting advice from some bros what does she do? Goes out with ANOTHER -blam!- -blam!-.
Lord have mercy.


Me? 3DPD that's why, and I also like having money.


Not sure if sarcasm...

  • 12.13.2012 7:27 PM PDT
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In my opinion, I don't care who laughs last or first. As long as I laugh in the process, everything is good.

I just don't understand why people can't accept it...

Once you accept that you're an ugly loser, everything becomes better.

Posted by: halomaster10144
ITT: foreveralone floodians who try and justify their failure and natural unattractiveness on the inherent flaws of women

lel

  • 12.13.2012 7:27 PM PDT
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They call me graland.

Depression, social anxiety, lack of social skills, and general awkwardness conspire to keep me alone.

  • 12.13.2012 7:31 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: halomaster10144
ITT: foreveralone floodians who try and justify their failure and natural unattractiveness on the inherent flaws of women

lel
You seriously just used "lel". Your post is invalid, regardless of whether it's true or not.

  • 12.13.2012 7:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: halomaster10144
ITT: foreveralone floodians who try and justify their failure and natural unattractiveness on the inherent flaws of women

lel
You seriously just used "lel". Your post is invalid, regardless of whether it's true or not.


stahp psychotic. lel is the battle cry of our nation.

  • 12.13.2012 7:34 PM PDT

Aspiring filmmaker


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Disregard women, maintain GPA.

  • 12.13.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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I Love Lamp. And Ender's Game. Don't tell Lamp.


Posted by: bobcast
I'm having to much fun as a single doctor.



*too






Please don't ban me.

  • 12.13.2012 7:36 PM PDT

Too desperate. Too dumb. Never going to amount to anything in life.

Too perverted I guess would be another thing.

Don't present myself in the best of ways.

You know, all the ways the ladies like. I can't believe I'm not in a relationship. It baffles me.

[Edited on 12.13.2012 7:50 PM PST]

  • 12.13.2012 7:49 PM PDT

Message me if interested in joining Outpost C9.

Message me if interested in joining KJski9050 Productions.

Some people dont have strong feelings. I have this one rule from my parents that i cant get into a relationship. Funny, my brother sneaks out all the time and has pretty much been extremely active. In my final year of Community College.

  • 12.13.2012 7:54 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: halomaster10144

Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: halomaster10144
ITT: foreveralone floodians who try and justify their failure and natural unattractiveness on the inherent flaws of women

lel
You seriously just used "lel". Your post is invalid, regardless of whether it's true or not.


stahp psychotic. lel is the battle cry of our nation.
I wasn't aware that you came from the land of the "special" people.

  • 12.13.2012 7:54 PM PDT

GOAT

I'm single because I haven't asked a girl out recently.

  • 12.13.2012 7:54 PM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

Since when was I single?

  • 12.13.2012 7:55 PM PDT

Because the only person I'm attracted to probably doesn't share it for me, and is now situated on the exact opposite side of the country anyway.

  • 12.13.2012 7:55 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Posted by: halomaster10144
ITT: foreveralone floodians who try and justify their failure and natural unattractiveness on the inherent flaws of women

lel

Pretty much.

These threads are never accurate. Sure, there are some souls who tell it like it is, but a lot of people in here aren't living in reality.

[Edited on 12.13.2012 7:56 PM PST]

  • 12.13.2012 7:55 PM PDT

We're all half alley-cat

  • 12.13.2012 7:55 PM PDT
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STOP ASSAULT 2012

Who is Assault? Assault is a mod in the Bungie.net brony group. And what started out with good intentions, viciously spiraled down into a power hungry tyrant locking thread after thread after thread to quell all opposition to his tyrannical rule. Did I mention he is a tyrant?

To donate to the STOP ASSAULT 2012 movement, message me with your credit card info, full name, social security, full adress, and mothers maiden name.

I screwed things up with my exgirlfriend who I still like, and I don't want to settle for anyone else.

  • 12.13.2012 7:56 PM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.


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Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Disregard women, maintain GPA.

  • 12.13.2012 7:57 PM PDT

It's all in good fun!

Because I don't deserve anything like that right now, and I don't want a relationship until I'm comfortable with myself.

  • 12.13.2012 7:59 PM PDT


Posted by: Xvise66
I screwed things up with my exgirlfriend who I still like, and I don't want to settle for anyone else.

This also plays into it for me.

  • 12.13.2012 8:00 PM PDT

Mreh.

I'm lazy.


Also, this.

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Disregard women, maintain GPA.

  • 12.13.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Society pushes relationships a bit too much, in my opinion. Look at those getting grief because they are single. People are talking about how they are just making excuses and whatnot.

Single life is actually pretty fun no matter what you do with it. Answering to no one, taking only your opinion into consideration (for the most part), doing your own thing, having fewer responsibilities, having more money to spend on yourself, having more TIME to spend on yourself.

Yeah, being single is pretty good. I'm engaged and I absolutely love it but I enjoyed being single while it lasted and it gave me enough time to figure out who I am as a person so I could be a better man for when I committed myself to my fiance and my future kids.

Seriously, enjoy being single.

  • 12.13.2012 8:02 PM PDT

Mreh.


Posted by: halomaster10144

Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: halomaster10144
ITT: foreveralone floodians who try and justify their failure and natural unattractiveness on the inherent flaws of women

lel
You seriously just used "lel". Your post is invalid, regardless of whether it's true or not.


stahp psychotic. lel is the battle cry of our nation.


So we did decide on something after all!


I don't like it though.

  • 12.13.2012 8:02 PM PDT

I dont date during the school year due to drama that usually accompanies it.

  • 12.13.2012 8:05 PM PDT