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Subject: You are armed with an egg and a spoon.

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

Can you kill the mighty ostrich?

  • 12.13.2012 6:30 PM PDT

My Brahman is ready.

Kill him?

I'll mate with him...

  • 12.13.2012 6:31 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

I am the mighty ostrich.

  • 12.13.2012 6:31 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: Rokklaggio
Kill him?

I'll mate with him...
And I shall record this and make millions...of viewers.

  • 12.13.2012 6:32 PM PDT

“Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!” -Sgt. Johnson

The mighty ostrich is no match for me. I will use the spoon as a catapult to launch the egg down its throat, thus choking the ostrich to death.

  • 12.13.2012 6:32 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

*Slow-Mo*

This attack must register on a lethal level.

First, distract opponent. *Throws egg at eye*
Next, render opponent immobile. *Drop-kicks legs*
Permanently blind opponent. *Jabs ostrich eye with spoon*
Lastly, terminate. *Snap ostrich neck*

Physical recovery: Impossible.
Tonight's dinner: Glorious.

*Exit Slow-Mo*

  • 12.13.2012 6:38 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Rokklaggio
Kill him?

I'll mate with him...
And I shall record this and make millions...of viewers.

all of which I shall steal with a cat video

  • 12.13.2012 6:39 PM PDT


Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
*Slow-Mo*

This attack must register on a lethal level.

First, distract opponent. *Throws egg at eye*
Next, render opponent immobile. *Drop-kicks legs*
Permanently blind opponent. *Jabs ostrich eye with spoon*
Lastly, terminate. *Snap ostrich neck*

Physical recovery: Impossible.
Tonight's dinner: Glorious.

*Exit Slow-Mo*
Thanks for that. That made my night.

  • 12.13.2012 6:39 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
*Slow-Mo*

This attack must register on a lethal level.

First, distract opponent. *Throws egg at eye*
Next, render opponent immobile. *Drop-kicks legs*
Permanently blind opponent. *Jabs ostrich eye with spoon*
Lastly, terminate. *Snap ostrich neck*

Physical recovery: Impossible.
Tonight's dinner: Glorious.

*Exit Slow-Mo*
I get this reference...and I love it.

  • 12.13.2012 6:40 PM PDT
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Yea. With only the spoon

  • 12.13.2012 6:50 PM PDT
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"Scio me nihil scire." - Socrates


Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
*Slow-Mo*

This attack must register on a lethal level.

First, distract opponent. *Throws egg at eye*
Next, render opponent immobile. *Drop-kicks legs*
Permanently blind opponent. *Jabs ostrich eye with spoon*
Lastly, terminate. *Snap ostrich neck*

Physical recovery: Impossible.
Tonight's dinner: Glorious.

*Exit Slow-Mo*
I get this reference...and I love it.

  • 12.13.2012 6:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
*Slow-Mo*

This attack must register on a lethal level.

First, distract opponent. *Throws egg at eye*
Next, render opponent immobile. *Drop-kicks legs*
Permanently blind opponent. *Jabs ostrich eye with spoon*
Lastly, terminate. *Snap ostrich neck*

Physical recovery: Impossible.
Tonight's dinner: Glorious.

*Exit Slow-Mo*
I get this reference...and I love it.


I'll take a potato chip...and eat it.

  • 12.13.2012 6:54 PM PDT

From up here the city lights burn like a thousand miles of fire

*tries to fling egg at ostrich with spoon*
*gets hit by train*

  • 12.13.2012 7:15 PM PDT

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Crack the egg, leave on the ground, ostrich slips, stab with spoon in the throat.

  • 12.13.2012 7:23 PM PDT