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Subject: Would this revenge be a little too harsh?

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock

*Caution: Wall of Text ahead*

Alright Flood so this one chick has been on my mind lately and not in a good way, but I've been busy thinking of the perfect way to strike back Empire style. To put it quite simply, she showed interest in me one summer, but after one date she suddenly lost all attraction and friend zoned me, proceeded to date a douche bag, and then decide that it would be a good idea to continue to text me, but not about casual talk stuff but practically complaining about her new idiot boyfriend. Now I'm naturally nice so I gave her advice on what to do and she ended up just breaking up with him. Now after showing mild attraction in me again she out of nowhere begins dating yet another douche bag, and I mean one of those kids everyone knows as the biggest tool ever and not to mention he was an ugly ass ginger too. Well guess what? She complained to me AGAIN about her piss poor dating choices, but I still got her through it. Now it's the next summer and she shows interest in me yet again...see the trend? Another douche bag she's still dating...but now I'm ready to strike. You see, when she was dating Ginger McAsshat, I was planning on asking her to Junior prom, but chose not to simply because knowing that kid he would've knifed me. So the day of prom, (I wound up not going), I message her telling her I would've gone with her but she had a bf at the time and she said she would've said yes if I has asked because the kid didn't wanna go with her so I said, "Well maybe next year," and she basically said she wanted to go with me.

Now here's where it gets good; implying she still wants to go with me, I'll tell her I'm still cool with going with her and that I'll pay for two tickets. Two tickets of course for me and a hotter date, but she won't know that until the day of prom. Then when she's messaging me to find out where I'm at, I'll just say, "Oh yeah btw I have a better date so go -blam!- yourself you whore"

TL;DR: This chick is an annoying whore, wants to go to Senior prom, I'm gonna buy a ticket for me and someone else and stand her up so she literally can't go to the prom.

  • 12.13.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Do it!

  • 12.13.2012 7:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

You won't!

  • 12.13.2012 7:02 PM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...

Don't do it!

  • 12.13.2012 7:02 PM PDT

You know girls spend hundreds of dollars (if not thousands) on prom night right? This is so messed up...

But I like it.

  • 12.13.2012 7:02 PM PDT
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deej pls

No. Senior prom is too big. Take her.

  • 12.13.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

I approve.

But I doubt you will do it.

  • 12.13.2012 7:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Bobcast is paid in MILF blind dates.

Get over it and move on.

  • 12.13.2012 7:03 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

That would make you no better than her. Be an actual man and go out with her for real if you like her so much. Set her straight.

  • 12.13.2012 7:03 PM PDT

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Revenge is best served in a glass...with arsenic in it. always use arsenic my girlfriend always says.

  • 12.13.2012 7:04 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: Sgt Drifter
I approve.

But I doubt you will do it.


You dare question the Shamrock? All of my friends at school hate her and want me to do this so epic lolz will be had

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Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

You won't!


-blam!-, please.

I bet OP does it every year.

  • 12.13.2012 7:04 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

  • 12.13.2012 7:04 PM PDT

You got something against red hair bro?

  • 12.13.2012 7:04 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Do eet.

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Yup.

Just move on with your life and stop wasting your time with this girl.

  • 12.13.2012 7:04 PM PDT
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My new account is enyad

Yes...

  • 12.13.2012 7:05 PM PDT
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TL;DR

OP is so damn butthurt over his poor life choices

  • 12.13.2012 7:05 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: HaloGuy1112
You got something against red hair bro?


Only because of this kid but other than that dem red headed babes be mighty fine!

  • 12.13.2012 7:05 PM PDT

A true gentleman does not get his silken white gloves dirty.

  • 12.13.2012 7:05 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: Hylebos
A true gentleman does not get his silken white gloves dirty.


To be fair I don't even own white gloves haha

  • 12.13.2012 7:06 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Just forget about her and don't take sadistic pleasure in ruining her prom night.

  • 12.13.2012 7:08 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


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Posted by: Dark Tyrax
You know girls spend hundreds of dollars (if not thousands) on prom night right? This is so messed up...

.......
Posted by: Dark Tyrax
But I like it.

That's the spirit! :D


OP, you also need to do an awesome followup prank!


Like burning down her house and beating her to death with her father's decapitated skull??

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My new account is enyad

I actually read the entire post, and no, you shouldn't do it.

She looked to you as a great friend that always cared for her no matter what. It sucks that you may not "tap that" but don't destroy her solely for that.

  • 12.13.2012 7:10 PM PDT