- The Shamrock5139
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- Heroic Member
You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.
GT: Agent Shamrock
*Caution: Wall of Text ahead*
Alright Flood so this one chick has been on my mind lately and not in a good way, but I've been busy thinking of the perfect way to strike back Empire style. To put it quite simply, she showed interest in me one summer, but after one date she suddenly lost all attraction and friend zoned me, proceeded to date a douche bag, and then decide that it would be a good idea to continue to text me, but not about casual talk stuff but practically complaining about her new idiot boyfriend. Now I'm naturally nice so I gave her advice on what to do and she ended up just breaking up with him. Now after showing mild attraction in me again she out of nowhere begins dating yet another douche bag, and I mean one of those kids everyone knows as the biggest tool ever and not to mention he was an ugly ass ginger too. Well guess what? She complained to me AGAIN about her piss poor dating choices, but I still got her through it. Now it's the next summer and she shows interest in me yet again...see the trend? Another douche bag she's still dating...but now I'm ready to strike. You see, when she was dating Ginger McAsshat, I was planning on asking her to Junior prom, but chose not to simply because knowing that kid he would've knifed me. So the day of prom, (I wound up not going), I message her telling her I would've gone with her but she had a bf at the time and she said she would've said yes if I has asked because the kid didn't wanna go with her so I said, "Well maybe next year," and she basically said she wanted to go with me.
Now here's where it gets good; implying she still wants to go with me, I'll tell her I'm still cool with going with her and that I'll pay for two tickets. Two tickets of course for me and a hotter date, but she won't know that until the day of prom. Then when she's messaging me to find out where I'm at, I'll just say, "Oh yeah btw I have a better date so go -blam!- yourself you whore"
TL;DR: This chick is an annoying whore, wants to go to Senior prom, I'm gonna buy a ticket for me and someone else and stand her up so she literally can't go to the prom.