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Subject: Would this revenge be a little too harsh?

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
That would make you no better than her. Be an actual man and go out with her for real if you like her so much. Set her straight.


At this rate she doesn't deserve someone like me. I am the sincerest and sweetest guy when it comes to girls, but not when they make the same dumbass decision not once, not twice but three times. That's when the -blam!- hits the fan

  • 12.13.2012 7:29 PM PDT

The Universe demands to be noticed, to be seen, and dutifully noted.

What use all those incredible firework dimensions if no eye fixes and reflects, no brain takes notes, no heart moves with passion at the display?

NASA answers the silent cry of the Cosmos for recognition.

NASA is the witness and we fellow witnesses to the endless deeps.

Be a man and don't do this in an underhanded fashion.

Engage in hand-to-hand combat with her and her friends simultaneously to demonstrate your superiority.

  • 12.13.2012 7:29 PM PDT

I am assuming direct control.


Posted by: The Shamrock5139

Posted by: Direct Control
I dumped a girl 4 days before her prom. I had my reasons, things between us had not been going well, and my dear friends convinced me that I should leave her. She was a mixture of furious and heart broken, and it was the first time in my life I actually felt bad about something I had done. Better yet, my dear friends turned out to be huge -blam!-s and I blew my chance with an amazing girl based off their advice.


At this rate she's caused enough heartbreak in me with the constant, "Oh hey I like you agai---wait nvm lol", to the point where now I will literally have no sympathy for her

Mate, I don't care how emotionally tough you think you are. If you go through with this, your conscious will condemn you. I've done things that I didn't mind but haunts my conscious. You really think you can just forget all the happy times you spent with her? The girl I was going to take -blam!- on me, made me sad, made me angry, but still, the suffering and pain I put her through didn't avenge her actions, they made me hate myself for what I had become.

Tread carefully, your actions will always have unforeseen consequences.

  • 12.13.2012 7:29 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.


Posted by: The Shamrock5139

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: The Shamrock5139
I have a Bowflex in my basement so no need to


> implying a bowflex machine is a good substitute for a gym

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



>Implying you would actually know

and besides the nearest gym is a massive distance away and my gas guzzling beast of a car with it's amazing 11 MPG violates my wallet for gas money let alone also having to pay for gym membership. No thank you


Tempted to post myself shirtless.

  • 12.13.2012 7:30 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: Muffin enforcer
Be a man and don't do this in an underhanded fashion.

Engage in hand-to-hand combat with her and her friends simultaneously to demonstrate your superiority.


*grabs pimp cane*

Let's crack some skulls

  • 12.13.2012 7:31 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: The Shamrock5139

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: The Shamrock5139
I have a Bowflex in my basement so no need to


> implying a bowflex machine is a good substitute for a gym

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



>Implying you would actually know

and besides the nearest gym is a massive distance away and my gas guzzling beast of a car with it's amazing 11 MPG violates my wallet for gas money let alone also having to pay for gym membership. No thank you


Tempted to post myself shirtless.


Do it and the strength of a thousand Floodians will reap your soul...may God have mercy on you kind sir

  • 12.13.2012 7:32 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: The Shamrock5139

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
That would make you no better than her. Be an actual man and go out with her for real if you like her so much. Set her straight.


At this rate she doesn't deserve someone like me. I am the sincerest and sweetest guy when it comes to girls, but not when they make the same dumbass decision not once, not twice but three times. That's when the -blam!- hits the fan

So, you came this far only to quit now? Don't give up because things got tougher, that only means the reward will be all that greater.

  • 12.13.2012 7:32 PM PDT

My Brahman is ready.


Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
Do it!

  • 12.13.2012 7:33 PM PDT

Gamertag: AC Mobius

RIP Derek Farley


Posted by: Van Der Waal
You know... I'm sure he's tried this. I did my massive antic only as a contingency plan, and by god did it work! Unless OP is an ass­hole, it's very likely that he expended all his options.

I was in a similar situation to OP back in freshman year. We were really close, and I knew calling her out on mistreating our friendship might not end well, but it did. She realized how much she cared and we dated for almos a year.

Just saying, OP, you have a better chance of getting some via diplomacy.

  • 12.13.2012 7:35 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: Direct Control

Posted by: The Shamrock5139

Posted by: Direct Control
I dumped a girl 4 days before her prom. I had my reasons, things between us had not been going well, and my dear friends convinced me that I should leave her. She was a mixture of furious and heart broken, and it was the first time in my life I actually felt bad about something I had done. Better yet, my dear friends turned out to be huge -blam!-s and I blew my chance with an amazing girl based off their advice.


At this rate she's caused enough heartbreak in me with the constant, "Oh hey I like you agai---wait nvm lol", to the point where now I will literally have no sympathy for her

Mate, I don't care how emotionally tough you think you are. If you go through with this, your conscious will condemn you. I've done things that I didn't mind but haunts my conscious. You really think you can just forget all the happy times you spent with her? The girl I was going to take -blam!- on me, made me sad, made me angry, but still, the suffering and pain I put her through didn't avenge her actions, they made me hate myself for what I had become.

Tread carefully, your actions will always have unforeseen consequences.


And yet I've even witnessed her pain after the ginger breakup, and through her tears I find happiness, because in my eyes what goes around comes around. She made me cry, suffer through pain...Hell I couldn't even enjoy the Aerosmith concert I went to because she started dating the most recent jerk off after acting all interested in me again. And they're my favorite band!

  • 12.13.2012 7:35 PM PDT
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But-...didn't you see the trend? Why not just ignore her texts?

Be the bigger man, OP. Just leave it be. What goes around, comes around. There's no need to force it, especially in the sadistic manner you are planning.

  • 12.13.2012 7:36 PM PDT

Never say you're bored. Never say you're satisfied with the world. Never stop doubting or questioning things. Always wonder. Always think. But always take time to drop your guard, you don't have to be smart all the time.

As tempting as it would be to do I can't help but think this will just bite you in the ass later.

  • 12.13.2012 7:36 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Van Der Waal

I got 30 30-year old perverts to send pictures of their dick to her 3 months ago and I don't regret it a bit. I've been happier now than I ever was with that thing.

You truly are a sad, lonely soul are you not?

If becoming just as bad, if not worse, as she was to you makes you happy, then you need to reflect upon your life.

  • 12.13.2012 7:36 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: The Shamrock5139

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
That would make you no better than her. Be an actual man and go out with her for real if you like her so much. Set her straight.


At this rate she doesn't deserve someone like me. I am the sincerest and sweetest guy when it comes to girls, but not when they make the same dumbass decision not once, not twice but three times. That's when the -blam!- hits the fan

So, you came this far only to quit now? Don't give up because things got tougher, that only means the reward will be all that greater.


So my reward is a girl that I can't even stand seeing in the hallways, is a closet anorexic and actively talks -blam!- about me behind my back?

  • 12.13.2012 7:38 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: WuBr94
But-...didn't you see the trend? Why not just ignore her texts?

Be the bigger man, OP. Just leave it be. What goes around, comes around. There's no need to force it, especially in the sadistic manner you are planning.


Yes I am well aware of the trend, but I forgot to mention she hasn't texted me since she started going out with this kid and our last conversation in that text was her wanting to go out with me just 2 days before her relationship status changed.

  • 12.13.2012 7:40 PM PDT

The entire OP is -blam!- stupid, I dare not read the rest of the thread

  • 12.13.2012 7:42 PM PDT

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Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: Sgt Drifter
I approve.

But I doubt you will do it.

  • 12.13.2012 7:43 PM PDT

You're dumb. Seriously, you're just straight up dumb. You have no idea what she was doing.

  • 12.13.2012 7:44 PM PDT

I am assuming direct control.


Posted by: The Shamrock5139

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: The Shamrock5139

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
That would make you no better than her. Be an actual man and go out with her for real if you like her so much. Set her straight.


At this rate she doesn't deserve someone like me. I am the sincerest and sweetest guy when it comes to girls, but not when they make the same dumbass decision not once, not twice but three times. That's when the -blam!- hits the fan

So, you came this far only to quit now? Don't give up because things got tougher, that only means the reward will be all that greater.


So my reward is a girl that I can't even stand seeing in the hallways, is a closet anorexic and actively talks -blam!- about me behind my back?

No, behavior like this always breeds more hate. You, as well as the other poster gloating about hurting a girl, need to understand that your actions will and can have consequences.

To the floodian who posted a false ads so men sent nudes to her, what you did was illegal, and if I was related to that girl I would've taken you to court and laughed on my way to the bank. You're lucky you managed to get out of it without getting in serious trouble. The fact that you brag, even now, suggests you're too immature to actually grasp how close you were to serious trouble.

As for you Shamrock, how are you going to react if your actions cause her to kill herself? It won't be the first time a girl commits suicide after being manipulated through relationships. What would you do if her parents, friends, or siblings come looking for you out of spite?

You can laugh and act all internet tough guy, but in the real world you can easily still get -blam!- over for something you did years in the past. As I said, tread carefully.

  • 12.13.2012 7:44 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock


Posted by: ABotelho
You're dumb. Seriously, you're just straight up dumb. You have no idea what she was doing.


no u

  • 12.13.2012 7:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
That would make you no better than her. Be an actual man and go out with her for real if you like her so much. Set her straight.


Wow. This, all the way.

  • 12.13.2012 7:45 PM PDT