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Subject: Prisoner plots to kill and castrate Justin Bieber

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A murder plot targeting Justin Bieber surfaced on Wednesday, revealing that three men were involved in a plan to kill and castrate the superstar singer in New York City last month.

Convicted criminal Dana Martin, who is currently serving two life sentences for the -blam!- and murder of a 15-year-old girl in Vermont in 2000, devised the plot to kill Bieber at his sold-out Madison Square Garden show in November, KRQE News 13 reports.

Martin recruited former fellow inmate Mark Staake, who in turn allegedly recruited his nephew Tanner Ruane, to strangle Bieber and his bodyguard with a paisley tie and then castrate them, according to KRQE. Ruane even had the pruning shears. But the Bieber murder plot was foiled when Martin, who reportedly is an obsessive Bieber fan with a tattoo of the teen singer on his leg, turned in his accomplices.


I wish that the guy behind this hadn't turned himself in. "Two men arrested trying to chop off Justin Bieber's balls" is a much better headline.

Although, if you're going to chop someone's balls off, pruning shears are definitely the go-to tool.

  • 12.13.2012 8:56 PM PDT

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Well, time to stuff a nail file into his cake.

  • 12.13.2012 8:57 PM PDT

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Absolutely disgusting.

  • 12.13.2012 8:57 PM PDT

cOLD and you're a dick for saying that OP

  • 12.13.2012 8:57 PM PDT

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

Wow this is some dumb -blam!-. I dislike bieber's music but I dont want to go as far as to castrate and kill him. I dont even hate him. -blam!- people.

  • 12.13.2012 8:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
cOLD and you're a dick for saying that OP

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I just laughed my balls off.

Thank you, Mike.

  • 12.13.2012 9:00 PM PDT

You better close this sig when your done.

I don't like Justin Beiber, but that's crossing the line and then walking out of the solar system.

  • 12.13.2012 9:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: NewRadical12
Absolutely disgusting.
What?

  • 12.13.2012 9:04 PM PDT

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People are still butthurt over him?

  • 12.13.2012 9:06 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien
Well, time to stuff a nail file into his cake.


A nail file? He got pruning shears. If he couldn't do anything with those, what chance does he have with a nail file?

  • 12.13.2012 9:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

... So, not only did he want to kill Bieber, he wanted to cut the dick off the corpse?

  • 12.13.2012 9:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
cOLD and you're a dick for saying that OP

  • 12.13.2012 9:34 PM PDT

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Alright, just because his music is bad doesn't mean you have to kill the guy. Calm down.

  • 12.13.2012 9:48 PM PDT

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SO OLD! This was brought up WAY earlier today.

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/reported

  • 12.13.2012 9:50 PM PDT


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Posted by: chronicaddict420

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
cOLD and you're a dick for saying that OP

  • 12.13.2012 9:50 PM PDT

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Kill and castrate, or castrate and kill?

There's a very large difference there.

  • 12.13.2012 9:51 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

People will never learn to ignore will they? You can't just get rid of every little thing in the universe you don't like.

  • 12.13.2012 9:52 PM PDT

Okay this has gone to far. I know its fun to make Justin Bieber jokes but when someone was actually planning it and you guys say "Too bad it didn't work" then you are truly a -blam!- up and deranged person who should not even be considered apart of humanity.

  • 12.13.2012 9:53 PM PDT

I admit, he's insufferable, but haters gonna over-hate when it comes to him.

  • 12.13.2012 9:53 PM PDT

He's a jackass but he doesn't deserve to die. Holy crap seriously?

  • 12.13.2012 9:58 PM PDT