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Subject: 7 days till the world ends...

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

21st December 2012

The final piece of the slingshot is inserted.

Bungie activates mind control devices

The Seventh Column attacks and takes over major cities

Destiny is revealed

More cities fall to Bungie's glorious conquest

1 January 2014

World Domination is achieved

Destiny is released

Bungie creates slipspace drives, ushering a new age for humanity

And this is just the beginning...

  • 12.14.2012 8:05 PM PDT
Subject: 7 days till the world ends... a new age will emerge?

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

It annoys me that people keep bringing up this Mayan calender, but I guess it is a good distraction from the -blam!- up -blam!- in this world.

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:16 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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Good, Better, Best. Chuck Norris

I think that on December 21st Bungie is going to complete their 7-step world domination plan. They're going to take over the world and shoot their enemies into the sun with a giant slingshot. So be prepared for a new era where Bungie rules the world.

  • 12.16.2012 9:02 AM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Now I rarely come to the community forum, so is this why everybody makes fun of ken?

  • 12.16.2012 10:40 AM PDT
Subject: 5 days till the world ends... a new age will emerge?

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


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Posted by: spartain ken 15
Also, consider than 21 equals: 7 + 7 + 7
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • 12.16.2012 11:31 AM PDT

Is this a joke?

  • 12.16.2012 11:36 AM PDT
Subject: 7 days till the world ends...

Silly, the worlds not ending because old spice is adding time to the calendar!

  • 12.16.2012 12:02 PM PDT
Subject: 5 days till the world ends... a new age will emerge?
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

I wouldn't really call Destiny a "Golden Age."

If you know what I mean.

  • 12.16.2012 12:12 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Nothing is going to happen...

  • 12.16.2012 12:30 PM PDT
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06' Master Race.

Posted by: Raptorx7
Nothing is going to happen...

  • 12.16.2012 12:47 PM PDT
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I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

I just think the mayan calendar is ending. Why does that mean the world is ending?

  • 12.16.2012 12:53 PM PDT
Subject: 5 days till the world ends... a new age will emerge?


Posted by: lime013
I wouldn't really call Destiny a "Golden Age."

If you know what I mean.


Indeed. I'm thinking kind of like the Dark Age of Technology in 40k, or the setting of the Fading Suns rpg.

  • 12.16.2012 10:53 PM PDT

Australian.
Send us a game invite. Preeetttyy Pleeaaaseee.

Yeah when it is the 21st of December the Mayans will have buy a new calendar from the corner shop, while we will buy a new calendar on the 1st of Jan. /joke

[Edited on 12.16.2012 10:57 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 10:57 PM PDT
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Progo, Shrew, Chryso, all are the same.


Posted by: dmg04
Hasn't it been proven that we completely misinterpreted their calendar and are off by quite a large number of years?

^^^

  • 12.17.2012 6:46 AM PDT
Subject: 5 days till the world ends... a new age will emerge?

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: lime013
I wouldn't really call Destiny a "Golden Age."

If you know what I mean.


It still counts as a new age

  • 12.17.2012 7:26 AM PDT

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No, acnboy. Spartain Ken 15 is a lesser being. Much like the bacteria that lives in your shi­t.
Posted by: mike120593
My shi­t bacteria takes offense to that comparison.

Don't make me lel. You won't like me when I lel.

this might be the worst thread you have ever created

  • 12.17.2012 8:47 AM PDT
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This doesn't mean I don't still hate you


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Posted by: dmg04
Hasn't it been proven that we completely misinterpreted their calendar and are off by quite a large number of years?


This

I don't think Ken is much interested in the Mayan calendar as much as he's interested in the new era (game) for Bungie.

I do like the 7+7+7 though :)

  • 12.17.2012 8:52 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


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Posted by: dmg04
Hasn't it been proven that we completely misinterpreted their calendar and are off by quite a large number of years?


This

I don't think Ken is much interested in the Mayan calendar as much as he's interested in the new era (game) for Bungie.

I do like the 7+7+7 though :)


I think it will be very poetic to begin a new (Bungie) age that is parallel to the end of a 3,000+ long era.

  • 12.17.2012 8:57 AM PDT

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