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Tell ghost stories! We gather beside the campfire.

  • 12.14.2012 6:11 AM PDT
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One time someone backed up into my truck and all the demons from hell fled the scene

  • 12.14.2012 6:13 AM PDT
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Timezones.

  • 12.14.2012 6:13 AM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

The Red Butt.

  • 12.14.2012 6:14 AM PDT

It's morning here.

  • 12.14.2012 6:14 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

*looks at clock*
*is 2:15 PM*
Posted by: Zanir
Timezones.
this.

[Edited on 12.14.2012 6:15 AM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 6:15 AM PDT
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So ur wid yo honi and ur makin out wen the phone ringz. U ansr it n da voice sayz "wut r u doin wit ma daughter?"
u tel ur girl n she say "ma dad is ded."

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

  • 12.14.2012 6:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pride
I failed English class

  • 12.14.2012 6:18 AM PDT
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So ur walking down a scary road at night and a car pulls up to you and the door opens and

A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!

  • 12.14.2012 6:27 AM PDT

Gabe Newell had 1 jellybean too many and exploded. Valve was so sad that they handed Half Life 3 to Infinity Ward.

The end.

  • 12.14.2012 6:32 AM PDT
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Once upon a time there was a monster hiding in someones garden then a kid who lived in the house went outside to play soccer in the evening and kicked the ball really high. The monster saw the kid and tried to scare him by saying "raaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!" but the football hit the monster on the head causing him to faint. The kid then started playing hit the football at the monster until he dies and was laughing at the same time. Evil laughing the end.

  • 12.14.2012 6:34 AM PDT

Allons-y!

so me nd my girlfrend wer hang out an some 1 cald and they like u bettar not touc me daughter so she says who was that i say ur dad nd she say my dad is ded


WHO WAS PHONE?

  • 12.14.2012 6:35 AM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

It was 1 AM, I'm getting hungry.
Then I went to kitchen to make a sandwich. Just as I arrange the bread, egg, ham, lettuce, and tomato into a delicious juicy tower, suddenly I realized...



...I'm out of mayonnaise.

  • 12.14.2012 6:35 AM PDT


Posted by: Painis Cupcake
So ur walking down a scary road at night and a car pulls up to you and the door opens and

A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!
I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

  • 12.14.2012 6:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: AlmondJoy99
so me nd my girlfrend wer hang out an some 1 cald and they like u bettar not touc me daughter so she says who was that i say ur dad nd she say my dad is ded


WHO WAS PHONE?


Dunno who coud bee?!

  • 12.14.2012 6:37 AM PDT

so onee tiem ther waz tis guy and thn e ded and e cam bak as zombi an he kil evry1.

EEDIT: i frgot teh scarryest prt.

un teh zumbe gui is goin 2 eet U!

[Edited on 12.14.2012 6:44 AM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 6:40 AM PDT

Skwid


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It was 1 AM, I'm getting hungry.
Then I went to kitchen to make a sandwich. Just as I arrange the bread, egg, ham, lettuce, and tomato into a delicious juicy tower, suddenly I realized...



...I'm out of mayonnaise.

And all that's left is...

Miracle Whip *gasp*

  • 12.14.2012 6:43 AM PDT