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Subject: You can have one property of an animal.

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

I choose the walrus' awesome mustache.
The heroic symbol of the walrus, it can be used for many things, and is a versatile weapon in battle.
Along with making me considerably more dashing and classy, it's owner can be focused into an energy beam to slay all who oppose me.
Now flood, what have you?

  • 12.14.2012 8:05 AM PDT

Everything you know is wrong.

Mammoth tusks

Or, if I am allowed: Mumakil tusks

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  • 12.14.2012 8:05 AM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

I hear the polar bears own some nice Arctic property. I'll take that, probably some good oil reserves down there.

  • 12.14.2012 8:06 AM PDT
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They call me graland.

Starfish regeneration.

  • 12.14.2012 8:07 AM PDT

inb4reproductiveorgans

Cat reflexes.

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  • 12.14.2012 8:07 AM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

An eagle's eyes.

  • 12.14.2012 8:08 AM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

The reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose.

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  • 12.14.2012 8:09 AM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Chicken cloaca

Then I can save a -blam!- ton of money on breakfast

  • 12.14.2012 8:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: A Good Troll
I hear the polar bears own some nice Arctic property. I'll take that, probably some good oil reserves down there.
You wouldn't actually do that.

  • 12.14.2012 8:13 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

I would have said bird wings or fish gills but then I'd probably be abducted and dissected by the government so I think I'll choose the stamina of an Impala.

  • 12.14.2012 8:14 AM PDT

Wings!

  • 12.14.2012 8:24 AM PDT
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The durability of a Tardigrade.

  • 12.14.2012 8:24 AM PDT
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A horse's...

























Speed. Get your mind out of the gutter, Flood.

  • 12.14.2012 8:28 AM PDT

I change shapes just to hide in this place but im still im still an animal...

A ditto's shapeshifting.

I win.

  • 12.14.2012 8:30 AM PDT

A falcons wings.

  • 12.14.2012 8:31 AM PDT

Hawk eyes.

  • 12.14.2012 8:33 AM PDT

GGGGGGggggggggggggGGGG


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A horse's...
Speed. Get your mind out of the gutter, Flood.

It wasn't in the gutter until you told me to take it out of it. How ironic.


OT:Lyre bird imitation skills.

  • 12.14.2012 8:35 AM PDT

GOAT

Flight skill of an eagle.

  • 12.14.2012 8:37 AM PDT