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Subject: Which is the more cool profession?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Poll: Which is the more cool profession?  [closed]
Ninja:  18%
(6 Votes)
Pirate:  18%
(6 Votes)
Hitman:  18%
(6 Votes)
Spec Ops Mercenary:  3%
(1 Votes)
Private Detective:  12%
(4 Votes)
Spy:  15%
(5 Votes)
Other:  15%
(5 Votes)
Total Votes: 33

So, if the multiuniverse theory is true, then every universe is just another way things could have gone. Meaning all possibilities are realized, and there is a universe out there where you could be anything.

To limit that down to a more manageable set of choices, of the above, which would you think would be the coolest profession for you?

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:13 AM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 8:12 AM PDT
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Other: Playboy billionaire.

  • 12.14.2012 8:14 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

Posted by: Murcielago00
Other: Playboy billionaire/Secret vigilante.

Fix'd

  • 12.14.2012 8:15 AM PDT
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Other: Accountant.

That's right. I went there.

  • 12.14.2012 8:15 AM PDT
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An Astrophysicist.

  • 12.14.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Other: Accountant.

That's right. I went there.
Are you at least a forensic accountant that tracks money that is criminally used?

(yes, that is a very real job)

  • 12.14.2012 8:17 AM PDT
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Garbage man!

You get to ride on the back of the trucks. Weeeeeeeee!!

  • 12.14.2012 8:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Other: Accountant.

That's right. I went there.
Are you at least a forensic accountant that tracks money that is criminally used?

(yes, that is a very real job)
Unfortunately, I'm still an accountant-in-training. Being a forensic accountant would be pretty cool, but you need to have a ton of audit and fraud experience to be good at it.

  • 12.14.2012 8:20 AM PDT
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Good, Better, Best. Chuck Norris

Do what you want cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate!

  • 12.14.2012 8:22 AM PDT

Meteorologist or Astrologist.

  • 12.14.2012 8:23 AM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Nano engineer.

I could, if I wanted to, build a tiny robot (too small to be visible with the naked eye) that crawls inside your body and kills you, then exits, leaving no trace.

  • 12.14.2012 8:25 AM PDT
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Private Detective. I'd be modeled after Dirk Gently.

  • 12.14.2012 8:26 AM PDT
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I would have to say spy, but only of the Team Fortress 2 variety.

If not, probably a ninja.

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Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Other: Accountant.

That's right. I went there.

SO FREAKIN HARDCORE

  • 12.14.2012 8:32 AM PDT

Well realistictly

Ninja: Were poor farmers
Pirates:Suffered at the seas and lived a horrid life
Hitman: Not really spectacular
Spec Ops Merc:Wait how is this a thing, if your a mercenary every mission you do is just a mission.
PD:Boring considering most just try and catch people cheating on others.
spy:idk, not james bondy enough

so PD I guess.

  • 12.14.2012 8:34 AM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.

Paleontologist or Archaeologist

  • 12.14.2012 8:35 AM PDT

GGGGGGggggggggggggGGGG

From that list, ninja without a doubt.

  • 12.14.2012 8:37 AM PDT

I change shapes just to hide in this place but im still im still an animal...

Cyborg Ninja.

  • 12.14.2012 8:39 AM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Ninja pirate zombie robot.

  • 12.14.2012 8:40 AM PDT

<3

I would want to be a detective. This sounds really creepy but I think it would be fun to stalk a suspect or something and see what they're up to.

  • 12.14.2012 8:49 AM PDT

Basia Basiliscum Meum

Air Pirate>all

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