- BaghdadBean
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Roll with the hits, not under them.
No, you can't have it. But thanks for asking!
I run a Doberman rescue. My home is insulated by multiple layers of fanged freedom loving friends who would happily eat anything that threatens our livestock or family. Our rear is guarded by woods filled with wild bears and cougars. The frontal assault would require traversing a wide open plain and I hold the high ground. For zombie assault preparedness, we have a variety of large scattershot projectile weapons, as well as more precision oriented implements. Most importantly, we maintain close relationships with our neighbors, all of whom, save for some hapless Californians down the mountain, are a well armed and well aimed lot of roughneck ranchers and farmers. We have food security, water security, fuel security, and an abundance of stocks for our projectile assortment. There's also a good amount of heavy equipment for all sorts of fortification purposes. Among our neighbors we have several people versed in medicine, both traditional and Chinese, and I am a good combat medic in a pinch. Farmers got it going on for the apocalypse. We figure the Californians will make for good use in case of alien invasion, paranormal attack, or good old fashioned zombie bait. I'm pretty sure that even if we had thermal imaging alien baddies after us, we'd put up a good resistance and possibly be able to save some of the children and women of breeding age.
Heh. I read too much science fiction.