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Subject: "Someone Stole an Entire Driveway (In Florida, Obviously)"

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Why the hell does everything weird happen in my state???

  • 12.14.2012 11:20 AM PDT

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Why the hell does everything weird happen in my state???

*Our

  • 12.14.2012 11:22 AM PDT

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Why the hell does everything weird happen in my state???

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  • 12.14.2012 11:22 AM PDT

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Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
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Why the hell does everything weird happen in my state???

*Our
*Your

  • 12.14.2012 11:22 AM PDT
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Lol freaking Florida.

  • 12.14.2012 11:22 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Pickpocketing level: over 9000.

  • 12.14.2012 11:22 AM PDT

Words can not describe how awkward this sounds.

Apparently she pulled into her house and noticed the whole thing was gone when she felt a huge bump where a driveway should have been. Witnesses saw two men digging up 300 square feed of bricks while she was gone for the day. And thieves loading bricks up into a pickup truck wasn't at all suspicious because there were other workers building a barn on her property. Wright's driveway was taken, and yet her fine jewelry and the money she stores under the mattress were untouched. Florida, what are you?

  • 12.14.2012 11:23 AM PDT

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I'm just imagining what the police were thinking when she called them about a missing driveway.

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  • 12.14.2012 11:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: SlenderTheMan
I'm just imagining what the police were thinking when she called them about a missing driveway.
"Officer, I'd like to report a theft."

"Alright ma'm, what was stolen?"

"My driveway."

"... Excuse me?"

"My driveway was stolen."

"Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

  • 12.14.2012 11:38 AM PDT

seems more like a prank tbh

  • 12.14.2012 11:40 AM PDT

-I was here

lolflorida

  • 12.14.2012 11:41 AM PDT


Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
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Why the hell does everything weird happen in my state???

*Our

  • 12.14.2012 11:41 AM PDT
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To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

lol

  • 12.14.2012 11:42 AM PDT

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  • 12.14.2012 11:43 AM PDT

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Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
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Why the hell does everything weird happen in my state???

*Our
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  • 12.14.2012 11:44 AM PDT
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Good thing the article tells us where she keeps all her valuables.

  • 12.14.2012 11:46 AM PDT

Wow! Never heard of a entire driveway being stolen before.

  • 12.14.2012 11:48 AM PDT

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss

She...she stated where her valuables are.

They'll be back.

  • 12.14.2012 12:00 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.

Florida will be overrun by zombie alligators eventually (no joke, saw a show on the history channel called "zombie alligators"). Why not steal a few driveways?

  • 12.14.2012 12:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Sergeant omega

Posted by: DarkestSeptagon
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Why the hell does everything weird happen in my state???

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*Our

  • 12.14.2012 12:03 PM PDT
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Ocala. That explains everything. Man are people here in Florida dumb...

  • 12.14.2012 12:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: SlenderTheMan
I'm just imagining what the police were thinking when she called them about a missing driveway.
"Officer, I'd like to report a theft."

"Alright ma'm, what was stolen?"

"My driveway."

"... Excuse me?"

"My driveway was stolen."

"Ma'am, have you been drinking?"


I lol'd

  • 12.14.2012 12:04 PM PDT
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Why would you work all day to steal what you could have bought in a store for $2 a square foot?

  • 12.14.2012 12:05 PM PDT

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and yet her fine jewelry and the money she stores under the mattress were untouched.

She is going to have a party soon...

But... an entire Driveway? Dat Hell? Are people going to try and steal a roof next?

  • 12.14.2012 12:07 PM PDT

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Come on man, lets go to that house and steal their cool walls!! I wish I had walls like their home does!

  • 12.14.2012 12:13 PM PDT

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