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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHROME.
Yes guys, it's time we give teachers guns!
School shootings are so common because they're easy targets. It's just a bunch of innocent kids, and teachers who can't defend themselves because they don't have a gun! So here's how we fix it!
First, we background check every teacher very throughly, making sure they have no record of criminal activities or anything that could lead them to be, "unstable" in anyway possible. Then, we train them. We train them in proper firing techniques, and handling of guns. Then, we equip them. Yes, every teacher gets to concealed carry, or even just leave it in their desk, a gun.
So now, the next time a Johnny Bo Dip-blam!- comes waltzing in, Mr. B the physics teacher will shove a glock up his ass and make sure Johnny don't come waltzing into any buildings anymore ever again.
TL;DR Good teachers get guns, train them, no more shootings. YAY :D