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Subject: I say it's time we arm teachers.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHROME.

Yes guys, it's time we give teachers guns!
School shootings are so common because they're easy targets. It's just a bunch of innocent kids, and teachers who can't defend themselves because they don't have a gun! So here's how we fix it!

First, we background check every teacher very throughly, making sure they have no record of criminal activities or anything that could lead them to be, "unstable" in anyway possible. Then, we train them. We train them in proper firing techniques, and handling of guns. Then, we equip them. Yes, every teacher gets to concealed carry, or even just leave it in their desk, a gun.

So now, the next time a Johnny Bo Dip-blam!- comes waltzing in, Mr. B the physics teacher will shove a glock up his ass and make sure Johnny don't come waltzing into any buildings anymore ever again.

TL;DR Good teachers get guns, train them, no more shootings. YAY :D

  • 12.14.2012 4:23 PM PDT

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This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.

  • 12.14.2012 4:24 PM PDT
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The teachers wouldn't have been allowed to have guns in this instance due to "gun free zones".

  • 12.14.2012 4:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Google Chrome
Yes guys, it's time we give teachers guns!

Stopped reading.

Last thing I need is a bullet to the face because my teacher has a mental breakdown in class.

[Edited on 12.14.2012 4:24 PM PST]

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Or we could just put metal detectors or hounds in schools

  • 12.14.2012 4:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.

  • 12.14.2012 4:24 PM PDT

Yeah and maybe teachers will start the shootings themselves :D

  • 12.14.2012 4:25 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Well, it might be easier than using one's mouth for writing on the board.

Armless teachers are obsolete.

  • 12.14.2012 4:25 PM PDT

Wow, just wow!

Background checks are irrelevant. No matter what someone's past is, there can be things going on in the present that can catalyze someone's twisted side. A chemical imbalance or a brain tumor can alter someone's brain and change them into someone who is mentally unstable.

Guns should simply never be allowed in schools unless they are in the hands of on-duty, trained police officers who are supposed to be there.

  • 12.14.2012 4:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: Pongee Opressee
Or we could just put metal detectors or hounds in schools
They already do this, not all schools but like inner city schools do it the most.

  • 12.14.2012 4:25 PM PDT

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I don't want to start another account for a digital number that has no true value in ten years.

It's not going to change a gunman being able to open fire in a crowded area.

  • 12.14.2012 4:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.

That won't work. Not in the U.S.

  • 12.14.2012 4:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.


You are right. "No guns allowed" signs are a much more effective deterrence.

  • 12.14.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.

I say we give teachers rocket launchers.

  • 12.14.2012 4:26 PM PDT


Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.


All of them? Are you going to volunteer to come to my house and take mine?

  • 12.14.2012 4:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: Google Chrome
TL;DR Good teachers get guns, train them, no more shootings. YAY :D

Or we just try to make it harder for people to get access to guns.

Less guns = Less gun related crimes.

  • 12.14.2012 4:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.


You are right. "No guns allowed" signs are a much more effective deterrence.
Yea, that will show those gunmen!

  • 12.14.2012 4:27 PM PDT

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHROME.


Posted by: SergeantFlood
I say we give teachers rocket launchers.

Better yet, fuel rod cannons! :D

  • 12.14.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.

This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban stupid, violent, ignorant people.

  • 12.14.2012 4:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.

This idea is bad and you should feel bad.

  • 12.14.2012 4:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.
That only hurts civilians.

  • 12.14.2012 4:40 PM PDT

I say we sacrifice one child every year to the God of War to keep his bloodlust sated so that we can avoid these tragedies.

  • 12.14.2012 4:41 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

I don't know man....my Foods teacher is pretty unstable.

  • 12.14.2012 4:42 PM PDT


Posted by: carby21
This would not solve anything. Proper solution: ban firearms.

How wouldn't it solve anything? Improper solution: ban firearms...

Anyone who has been competent enough to hold or more importantly own a gun knows its not the gun that kills people, its the people that kill people.

What if the guy today used a knife? Would there be a huge movement to ban all knives? No, because thats ridiculous.

  • 12.14.2012 4:44 PM PDT
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Obvious troll thread but teachers dont become teachers so that they can fight people and shoot them.

  • 12.14.2012 4:45 PM PDT

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