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Subject: Eating Utensils should be banned.

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I think we can take the success of the gun control laws and apply it to the obesity epidemic in the US. The medium between the food and the GI tract is eating utensils. This should force obese people to eat by other means and will decrease the amount of food eaten. If you think about it it makes perfect sense.

  • 12.14.2012 4:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Oly Lifter
I think we can take the success of the gun control laws and apply it to the obesity epidemic in the US. The medium between the food and the GI tract is eating utensils. This should force obese people to eat by other means and will decrease the amount of food eaten. If you think about it it makes perfect sense.
hamburgers, hotdogs, French fries and fried chicken are all eaten with the hands.

  • 12.14.2012 4:25 PM PDT

God is not proud...He will have us even though we have shown that we prefer everything else to Him.-- CS Lewis


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Posted by: Oly Lifter
I think we can take the success of the gun control laws and apply it to the obesity epidemic in the US. The medium between the food and the GI tract is eating utensils. This should force obese people to eat by other means and will decrease the amount of food eaten. If you think about it it makes perfect sense.
hamburgers, hotdogs, French fries and fried chicken are all eaten with the hands.


Ban hands.

  • 12.14.2012 4:27 PM PDT