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Subject: *sips good juice* So you wanna hear a story eh? *sips again*

Once upon a time there was a kid named kid and he loved butta milk biscuits, the end.

Discuss how good this story is.

  • 12.14.2012 6:07 PM PDT

You are not Travis.

  • 12.14.2012 6:07 PM PDT

God damn this is the best story ever.

  • 12.14.2012 6:07 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Opt1mu5Pr1m3 15
God damn this is the best story ever.

  • 12.14.2012 6:08 PM PDT
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06' Master Race.

Posted by: Oa Beast292
You are not Travis.

  • 12.14.2012 6:09 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

That was beautiful OP.

Beautiful.

  • 12.14.2012 6:09 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

Here's a better story:

One day a man needed to rent a room at a hotel. So he called a
taxi and drove to the hotel. He ask to rent a room but the
person at the desk said that the only room available was haunted.

"I'm not afraid of ghosts." said the man. So he rented the room
anyway. It was the cheapest since it was 'haunted' so he thought he got a pretty good deal.

He was lead to his room and walked inside. It was a nice little
room with a big bed and nice furniture and a TV. As he was
unpacking he heard a voice that said "I've got you where I want
you and now I'm gonna eat you." The man freaked out. He knew it
was the ghost so he jumped out the window.

The next day a big fat lady came and wanted to rent a room.
And of course the only room open was the haunted one. She said
"I'm to lazy to care." And she rented it.

As she walked in she heard the voice "I've got you where I want
you and now I'm gonna eat you." She freaked out and waddled to
the window and jumped.

The owner of the hotel was concerned. (Two people had died
jumping out a window.) So he called some ghost hunters.

The ghost hunters came and went to work right away. They went
in to the room and started looking around. Then they heard the
voice "I've got you where I want you and now I'm gonna eat
you." The ghost hunters were newbies as this was their first
case. And they got scared and jump out the window.

A man that lived nearby the hotel heard about the ghost. And
was interested. So he went to the hotel and just asked to see
the room. They let him.

As he walked in he was looking around. He looked under the bed,
in the shower, behind the couch and finally in the closet.

In the closet he found a little girl with a booger on her
finger.

She said to the booger: "I've got you where I want you
and now I'm gonna eat you."

  • 12.14.2012 6:09 PM PDT

Connor Morris

......wuuuuuuuuut?

  • 12.14.2012 6:11 PM PDT


Posted by: Oa Beast292
You are not Travis.
Yet that is actually my name,are you a wizard?

  • 12.14.2012 6:11 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Zayah117


Ehhh, it's good, but it just doesn't have that emotional connection that OP's story had.

I'll give it a 6/10.

  • 12.14.2012 6:11 PM PDT


Posted by: Spart the tart

Posted by: Oa Beast292
You are not Travis.
Yet that is actually my name,are you a wizard?


Well I am Harry Potter.

  • 12.14.2012 6:14 PM PDT


Posted by: Zayah117
Here's a better story:

One day a man needed to rent a room at a hotel. So he called a
taxi and drove to the hotel. He ask to rent a room but the
person at the desk said that the only room available was haunted.

"I'm not afraid of ghosts." said the man. So he rented the room
anyway. It was the cheapest since it was 'haunted' so he thought he got a pretty good deal.

He was lead to his room and walked inside. It was a nice little
room with a big bed and nice furniture and a TV. As he was
unpacking he heard a voice that said "I've got you where I want
you and now I'm gonna eat you." The man freaked out. He knew it
was the ghost so he jumped out the window.

The next day a big fat lady came and wanted to rent a room.
And of course the only room open was the haunted one. She said
"I'm to lazy to care." And she rented it.

As she walked in she heard the voice "I've got you where I want
you and now I'm gonna eat you." She freaked out and waddled to
the window and jumped.

The owner of the hotel was concerned. (Two people had died
jumping out a window.) So he called some ghost hunters.

The ghost hunters came and went to work right away. They went
in to the room and started looking around. Then they heard the
voice "I've got you where I want you and now I'm gonna eat
you." The ghost hunters were newbies as this was their first
case. And they got scared and jump out the window.

A man that lived nearby the hotel heard about the ghost. And
was interested. So he went to the hotel and just asked to see
the room. They let him.

As he walked in he was looking around. He looked under the bed,
in the shower, behind the couch and finally in the closet.

In the closet he found a little girl with a booger on her
finger.

She said to the booger: "I've got you where I want you
and now I'm gonna eat you."
Nice but it needs more budda milk biscuits.

  • 12.14.2012 6:18 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

More positive and less depressing than the topic all over the news right now.

I'd give it a 10/10.

  • 12.14.2012 6:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: carpet brain
More positive and less depressing than the topic all over the news right now.

I'd give it a 10/10.

  • 12.14.2012 6:23 PM PDT


Posted by: Zayah117

that was okay, but not as good as butta milk biscuits.



  • 12.14.2012 6:23 PM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

I had orange juice this morning and it was ossim possim

  • 12.14.2012 6:35 PM PDT

Best story evar.

  • 12.14.2012 6:36 PM PDT
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I have a twice as better story: Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was SOOOO ugly that evryone died, THE END. :)

  • 12.14.2012 6:38 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

*smacks the cup out of your hand*

Will you STOP that?! Really...just gets on my nerves. No idea why.

  • 12.14.2012 6:38 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: Smelly Wookie
I have a twice as better story: Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was SOOOO ugly that evryone died, THE END. :)


This is 10x better than my story.

  • 12.14.2012 6:43 PM PDT
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I appreciate that you drink juice, but that was one of the worst stories ever told. I mean, it doesn't even qualify as a story. You just typed a sentence and the sentence sucked. You may want to work on that. See if you can make one sentence not suck, and then work your way up to two sentences that don't suck. And so on, and so forth. Good luck. Keep drinking juice.

  • 12.14.2012 6:43 PM PDT


Posted by: True Deception
*smacks the cup out of your hand*

Will you STOP that?! Really...just gets on my nerves. No idea why.
*picks up cup and refills with more juice*
sorry, i love juice just like the kid in my story likes butta milk biscuits.

  • 12.14.2012 6:55 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Spart the tart

Posted by: True Deception
*smacks the cup out of your hand*

Will you STOP that?! Really...just gets on my nerves. No idea why.
*picks up cup and refills with more juice*
sorry, i love juice just like the kid in my story likes butta milk biscuits.
I'll cut your throat and fill that cup with your blood for my drink...

  • 12.14.2012 6:57 PM PDT