"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"
-Sgt. Johnson
Here's a better story:
One day a man needed to rent a room at a hotel. So he called a
taxi and drove to the hotel. He ask to rent a room but the
person at the desk said that the only room available was haunted.
"I'm not afraid of ghosts." said the man. So he rented the room
anyway. It was the cheapest since it was 'haunted' so he thought he got a pretty good deal.
He was lead to his room and walked inside. It was a nice little
room with a big bed and nice furniture and a TV. As he was
unpacking he heard a voice that said "I've got you where I want
you and now I'm gonna eat you." The man freaked out. He knew it
was the ghost so he jumped out the window.
The next day a big fat lady came and wanted to rent a room.
And of course the only room open was the haunted one. She said
"I'm to lazy to care." And she rented it.
As she walked in she heard the voice "I've got you where I want
you and now I'm gonna eat you." She freaked out and waddled to
the window and jumped.
The owner of the hotel was concerned. (Two people had died
jumping out a window.) So he called some ghost hunters.
The ghost hunters came and went to work right away. They went
in to the room and started looking around. Then they heard the
voice "I've got you where I want you and now I'm gonna eat
you." The ghost hunters were newbies as this was their first
case. And they got scared and jump out the window.
A man that lived nearby the hotel heard about the ghost. And
was interested. So he went to the hotel and just asked to see
the room. They let him.
As he walked in he was looking around. He looked under the bed,
in the shower, behind the couch and finally in the closet.
In the closet he found a little girl with a booger on her
finger.
She said to the booger: "I've got you where I want you
and now I'm gonna eat you."