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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Good evening, my fellow Floodians.

NASA has tasked me as head recruitment officer for the upcoming top-secret mission to the red planet. At first I was seemingly befuddled as to where I would find such bright and intelligent young people to help us mount our mission to Mars, where we would then establish a colony. But then I thought - The Flood! What other place do I know of such self-proclaimed infinite wisdom!

If you feel that you would benefit our mission, state the job you would wish to fulfill down below!

Also, we are looking for suggestions as to the name of our shuttle. I will update the OP with any notable ideas.

Shuttle Name Ideas:
Everlasting Pleasure
The Rigid Member
Sangheili Anatomy

Personell Manifesto:
Beyond Hope - Captain
BombasticBurrito - Ship Burrito Cook
WinyPit82 - Chief Intelligence Officer
Vien - Sangheili in the one jail cell
PowerMan32094 - that guy you see in every scifi show that makes himself look like he's helping, but in reality he's just pushing random buttons.
FloodScientist - The Guy in the Red Shirt
Emperor Gillard - The guy guarding the Sangheili in the one jail cell
Pieman1178 - the guy with a toilet plunger stuck to his face
Direct Control - the rogue computer AI that kills most of the crew
CND AAA Beef - Random Space Marine
mr pie123 - epic pie maker
Zzombie_99 - that guy that's just kinda there
MrWonderful 999 - Head of Entertainment
Halfanhour4 - Ship Doctor
VitalHaloFreak/Nahmen Jayden - Security Detail
awesomesauce46 - alien that sneaks onto the ship and kills everyone
ImperialAdmiral - Freelance Scientist
Powershadows - generic soldier/security guy that always gets killed
Ferrari - Noble 6
DeltaFiveZero - Chief Engineering Officer
dare - that one quirky sarcastic cripple pilot/Joker

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:01 PM PST]

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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake

Can I be Captain!

  • 12.14.2012 7:02 PM PDT
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Name it: BombasticCraft3000

I call ship burrito cook

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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake

Desentis MK. III

  • 12.14.2012 7:03 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

Ship name: Everlasting Pleasure.


I'm ready to go! I wish to be the Sangheili in the one jail cell.

[Edited on 12.14.2012 7:05 PM PST]

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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Chief Officer of Intelligence, called it.

  • 12.14.2012 7:03 PM PDT

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.


Posted by: Beyond hope
Can I be Captain!
You bet your sweet ass you can!

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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake


Posted by: Vien
Ship name: Everlasting Pleasure.


I'm ready to go!


Vien, If I ever buy a yacht I am naming it the SS. Everlasting Pleasure

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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

The ship name shall be "The Rigid Member."

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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake


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Posted by: Beyond hope
Can I be Captain!
You bet your sweet ass you can!


Thanks you kind sir!

Now I just need a chief lieutenant to help in leading this great ensemble of Space Floodians.

  • 12.14.2012 7:06 PM PDT

Call the ship "Halo 4 Sucks"

I shall be that guy you see in every scifi show that makes himself look like he's helping, but in reality he's just pushing random buttons.

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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake


Posted by: PowerMan32094
I shall be that guy you see in every scifi show that makes himself look like he's helping, but in reality he's just pushing random buttons.


You mean this Guy?

  • 12.14.2012 7:09 PM PDT

What actually transpires beneath the veil of an event horizon? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that.

Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"For I Have Tasted The Fruit"

I'll be the guy in the red shirt.

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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

I'll be the guy that guards the Sangheilli cell!

  • 12.14.2012 7:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Beyond hope

Posted by: PowerMan32094
I shall be that guy you see in every scifi show that makes himself look like he's helping, but in reality he's just pushing random buttons.


You mean this Guy?

He isn't wearing red shirt?

Too bad...he's useless anyways...

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OP: Don't hire ANYONE to supply oil for rocket fuel. I can just use the grease from the burritos for that. Smart and better for the environment!

  • 12.14.2012 7:11 PM PDT

I am assuming direct control.

I'll be the rogue computer AI that kills most of the crew.

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You're going to need a few space marines.

I volunteer.

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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake

*Examines the shuttle*

"She's a beaut' alright"

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Posted by: Direct Control
I'll be the rogue computer AI that kills most of the crew.
I'm sorry Control, I'm afraid I can't let you do that...

[Edited on 12.14.2012 7:12 PM PST]

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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.

I can be the guy with a toilet plunger stuck to my face.

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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

So Vien, watchu up to in that cell?

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Posted by: Emperor Gillard
So Vien, watchu up to in that cell?
He's playing with his mandibles.

  • 12.14.2012 7:14 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

*The Sangheili remains in the darkest corner of the ship, sitting behind thick steel bars.*

*He hangs his head, both furious yet embarrassed that he lost his armour.*

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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake


Posted by: Vien
*The Sangheili remains in the darkest corner of the ship, sitting behind thick steel bars.*

*He hangs his head, both furious yet embarrassed that he lost his armour.*


I thought this was a mars thread, Not a halo RP....

  • 12.14.2012 7:16 PM PDT