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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!
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Not Pluto! Please, please! Why did it have to be Pluto?

Last time I was here, I barely got off. Those monsters...

  • 12.14.2012 8:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
*Teleports ship full of retards to Mars only to let them crash*

"You can thank me later."
That deosn't count. No space magic for you!

What magic? I merely created a rift in the space time continuum, allowing you to go through Slipspace, which got you to your destination in a way where you couldn't mess up.

I am no mathamagician sir.
I like this plot twist. Keep it.

  • 12.14.2012 8:34 PM PDT


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Sweet! Time to go rogue!
That's the crew, right? If so, include me


I'm missing a few people.

Alright! Everyone re-form! Who's still here?

  • 12.14.2012 8:34 PM PDT

*stands around on Pluto for a while*

*turns to shipmates*

"This sucks..."

  • 12.14.2012 8:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Not Pluto! Please, please! Why did it have to be Pluto?

Last time I was here, I barely got off. Those monsters...
*pokemon battle music begins*

  • 12.14.2012 8:35 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

*The shuttle Olympus touches down on the martian surface. A dust storm has just cleared out but the shuttle remains locked*

JARVIS: Attention all passengers please be advised we have landed on Mars. I advice you all to put on the Eco-Atmospheric gear provided for you behind your seats. Thank you and welcome to mars

  • 12.14.2012 8:35 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

I'll be that one crazy guy.

  • 12.14.2012 8:35 PM PDT
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I'm not dead!

And we're on Mars? Oh thank God!

  • 12.14.2012 8:35 PM PDT


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Not Pluto! Please, please! Why did it have to be Pluto?

Last time I was here, I barely got off. Those monsters...


"Monsters? What monsters?"

*Scary spine-tingling noise in the distance*
Dear god no...

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:38 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 8:36 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


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*The shuttle Olympus touches down on the martian surface. A dust storm has just cleared out but the shuttle remains locked*

JARVIS: Attention all passengers please be advised we have landed on Mars. I advice you all to put on the Eco-Atmospheric gear provided for you behind your seats. Thank you and welcome to mars
There is no suit for my kind...

  • 12.14.2012 8:36 PM PDT


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
I'm not dead!

And we're on Mars? Oh thank God!

*Hands you a pie*
Thank God I made extra pies after that crash.

  • 12.14.2012 8:37 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Oh, I forgot to mention something. While you're on Mars look out for the Space Vikings.

They're still pretty pissed off about NASA naming a dinky little robot after them.

P.S. They have Space Bear Calvary.

  • 12.14.2012 8:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
I'm not dead!

And we're on Mars? Oh thank God!

*Hands you a pie*
Thank God I made extra pies after that crash.
*Receives and enjoys pie.*

I will guard you with my life, good sir!

  • 12.14.2012 8:37 PM PDT


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Oh, I forgot to mention something. While you're on Mars look out for the Space Vikings.

They're still pretty pissed off about NASA naming a dinky little robot after them.

P.S. They have Space Bear Calvary.

At least they don't steal pie.

  • 12.14.2012 8:38 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien

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*The shuttle Olympus touches down on the martian surface. A dust storm has just cleared out but the shuttle remains locked*

JARVIS: Attention all passengers please be advised we have landed on Mars. I advice you all to put on the Eco-Atmospheric gear provided for you behind your seats. Thank you and welcome to mars
There is no suit for my kind...


Try the body scanner, should be able to change the suit to the form of the potential wearer. It's worked for sangheili before.

  • 12.14.2012 8:39 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


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Try the body scanner, should be able to change the suit to the form of the potential wearer. It's worked for sangheili before.
I'm not exposing myself to you!

  • 12.14.2012 8:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Oh, I forgot to mention something. While you're on Mars look out for the Space Vikings.

They're still pretty pissed off about NASA naming a dinky little robot after them.

P.S. They have Space Bear Calvary.

At least they don't steal pie.
*Mr turns around to pie basket*

*crumbs everywhere*

  • 12.14.2012 8:39 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


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Try the body scanner, should be able to change the suit to the form of the potential wearer. It's worked for sangheili before.
I'm not exposing myself to you!

Do we need to take pictures to make you happy?

  • 12.14.2012 8:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Oh, I forgot to mention something. While you're on Mars look out for the Space Vikings.

They're still pretty pissed off about NASA naming a dinky little robot after them.

P.S. They have Space Bear Calvary.
Space Bear Cavalry?

Hold on, let me get one thing. *Goes to what's left of the armoury.*

Ah, there it is. My Smart Gun.

Infrared tracking, baby!

  • 12.14.2012 8:40 PM PDT
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If anyone's getting cold in their suit on pluto, go back to what's left of the cafeteria and put some burritos in the suit.

  • 12.14.2012 8:41 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Oh, I forgot to mention something. While you're on Mars look out for the Space Vikings.

They're still pretty pissed off about NASA naming a dinky little robot after them.

P.S. They have Space Bear Calvary.

At least they don't steal pie.
*Mr turns around to pie basket*

*crumbs everywhere*

Mother of God...
They do eat pie!
*Warns the crew about pie-eating monsters.*

  • 12.14.2012 8:41 PM PDT
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Hey guys, if this thread ever gets locked (and it most likely will sometime). Just move it over into this group

  • 12.14.2012 8:41 PM PDT


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Not Pluto! Please, please! Why did it have to be Pluto?

Last time I was here, I barely got off. Those monsters...


"Monsters? What monsters?"

*Scary spine-tingling noise in the distance*
Dear god no...


*Hideous space monster appears behind me*

oh no...

*I get torn apart*

  • 12.14.2012 8:41 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
I'm not dead!

And we're on Mars? Oh thank God!
I'm back gais! Wut i miss? *Tripto falls out back pocket*

  • 12.14.2012 8:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
I'm not dead!

And we're on Mars? Oh thank God!
I'm back gais! Wut i miss? *Tripto falls out back pocket*
Well, a few members landed on pluto in escape pods, while the rest of us crash landed on pluto.

  • 12.14.2012 8:42 PM PDT