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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral


Try the body scanner, should be able to change the suit to the form of the potential wearer. It's worked for sangheili before.
I'm not exposing myself to you!


It works with clothes on relax, plus I'll stay locked in the cockpit and they ARE restrooms on this thing

  • 12.14.2012 8:42 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral


Try the body scanner, should be able to change the suit to the form of the potential wearer. It's worked for sangheili before.
I'm not exposing myself to you!

Do we need to take pictures to make you happy?
Actually...yes.

  • 12.14.2012 8:42 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Not Pluto! Please, please! Why did it have to be Pluto?

Last time I was here, I barely got off. Those monsters...


"Monsters? What monsters?"

*Scary spine-tingling noise in the distance*
Dear god no...


*Hideous space monster appears behind me*

oh no...

*I get torn apart*
*Kills monster with BFG* *Dumps pie on Shadow until he wakes up*

  • 12.14.2012 8:42 PM PDT

*looks around*

Guys? We were all on Pluto a second ago... Where did you all go?

Oh well...

*randomly pushes buttons on keypad until insanity engulfs him into the darkest regions of his own mind where he will remain for the rest of days...*

  • 12.14.2012 8:43 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Not Pluto! Please, please! Why did it have to be Pluto?

Last time I was here, I barely got off. Those monsters...


"Monsters? What monsters?"

*Scary spine-tingling noise in the distance*
Dear god no...


*Hideous space monster appears behind me*

oh no...

*I get torn apart*
*Kills monster with BFG* *Dumps pie on Shadow until he wakes up*


*gurgles*

"It's too late for me..."

*dies*

  • 12.14.2012 8:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Not Pluto! Please, please! Why did it have to be Pluto?

Last time I was here, I barely got off. Those monsters...


"Monsters? What monsters?"

*Scary spine-tingling noise in the distance*
Dear god no...


*Hideous space monster appears behind me*

oh no...

*I get torn apart*
*Kills monster with BFG* *Dumps pie on Shadow until he wakes up*


*gurgles*

"It's too late for me..."

*dies*
*uses burrito of sacred power to revive*

  • 12.14.2012 8:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: PowerMan32094
*looks around*

Guys? We were all on Pluto a second ago... Where did you all go?

Oh well...

*randomly pushes buttons on keypad until insanity engulfs him into the darkest regions of his own mind where he will remain for the rest of days...*
*smacks with burrito in back of head*

Get out of your mind!

  • 12.14.2012 8:45 PM PDT


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Not Pluto! Please, please! Why did it have to be Pluto?

Last time I was here, I barely got off. Those monsters...


"Monsters? What monsters?"

*Scary spine-tingling noise in the distance*
Dear god no...


*Hideous space monster appears behind me*

oh no...

*I get torn apart*
*Kills monster with BFG* *Dumps pie on Shadow until he wakes up*


*gurgles*

"It's too late for me..."

*dies*

NOOO!!!
LIVE!!
*Punches your chest until you come back to life*

  • 12.14.2012 8:45 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

*uses burrito of sacred power to revive*


*Comes back to life*

Well, I seem to be missing a few body parts.

  • 12.14.2012 8:45 PM PDT
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*Retcon powers activate! I'm now back on Pluto with the aforementioned smart gun.*

  • 12.14.2012 8:46 PM PDT


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: BombasticBurrito

*uses burrito of sacred power to revive*


*Comes back to life*

Well, I seem to be missing a few body parts.

*Replaces your missing limbs with pie*
There you go.

  • 12.14.2012 8:46 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

An all-too-familiar sangheili is now driving around in a Hornet wearing Ranger Armor.

  • 12.14.2012 8:47 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
*Retcon powers activate! I'm now back on Pluto with the aforementioned smart gun.*
Yay! Now both security officers have powar weaponz.

  • 12.14.2012 8:47 PM PDT


Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: BombasticBurrito

*uses burrito of sacred power to revive*


*Comes back to life*

Well, I seem to be missing a few body parts.

*Replaces your missing limbs with pie*
There you go.


I am...Half-Pie, Half-Man!

  • 12.14.2012 8:47 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: PowerMan32094
*looks around*

Guys? We were all on Pluto a second ago... Where did you all go?

Oh well...

*randomly pushes buttons on keypad until insanity engulfs him into the darkest regions of his own mind where he will remain for the rest of days...*
*smacks with burrito in back of head*

Get out of your mind!

My mother warned me about thinking too hard...
Thanks Burrito!

*sniffs*

...Did powershadows release his bowels...

  • 12.14.2012 8:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: BombasticBurrito

*uses burrito of sacred power to revive*


*Comes back to life*

Well, I seem to be missing a few body parts.

*Replaces your missing limbs with pie*
There you go.
He is no longer Powershadows.

He is reborn as...

PowerPie_Android5000!

Or PPA5 for short.

  • 12.14.2012 8:48 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

The Sangheili now seems to be engraving something with his Sparrowhawk's chin laser.

  • 12.14.2012 8:49 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: BombasticBurrito

*uses burrito of sacred power to revive*


*Comes back to life*

Well, I seem to be missing a few body parts.

*Replaces your missing limbs with pie*
There you go.
He is no longer Powershadows.

He is reborn as...

PowerPie_Android5000!

Or PPA5 for short.


PPA5 must do his master's bidding!
What are his orders?

  • 12.14.2012 8:49 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral


Try the body scanner, should be able to change the suit to the form of the potential wearer. It's worked for sangheili before.
I'm not exposing myself to you!

Do we need to take pictures to make you happy?
Actually...yes.

Okay,... Whoever is the Captain of this wreck, please tell me we have a robot or something to do this?

  • 12.14.2012 8:50 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Alright men, gather round. It seems my friend Gabe Weller has a gunship to pick us up. Anyone who wants off pluto, come with me.

  • 12.14.2012 8:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Alright men, gather round. It seems my friend Gabe Weller has a gunship to pick us up. Anyone who wants off pluto, come with me.
To mars I go!

  • 12.14.2012 8:51 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Alright men, gather round. It seems my friend Gabe Weller has a gunship to pick us up. Anyone who wants off pluto, come with me.
To mars I go!

Wait for me, bros!

  • 12.14.2012 8:51 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

The Sangheili opens fire on some fool.

  • 12.14.2012 8:51 PM PDT
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*Walks around on the surface of Pluto.*

*I see a monster and blow it away with my smart gun.*

THAT WAS FOR BOBBY! YOU BASTARDS KILLED HIM TWO WEEKS FROM HIS WEDDING!

*I blast another monster.*

AND THAT'S FOR THE REST OF B COMPANY! YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D COME BACK, DID YA?!

*Sees the Gunship.*

Wait for me!

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:52 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 8:52 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral


Try the body scanner, should be able to change the suit to the form of the potential wearer. It's worked for sangheili before.
I'm not exposing myself to you!

Do we need to take pictures to make you happy?
Actually...yes.

Okay,... Whoever is the Captain of this wreck, please tell me we have a robot or something to do this?
Why can't you take a picture?

  • 12.14.2012 8:53 PM PDT