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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: mr pie123
I see we have some complications in here... T_T
BURRRITTOOOOOOOOOO FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Challenge accepted.

  • 12.14.2012 9:02 PM PDT

Ill be the one who works over all the space females ;)
OH!!!

  • 12.14.2012 9:03 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
*Mows down second set of space viking pirates with smart gun.*

Do they, you know, shoot back?
Doubt it *Charges BFG to max, leaving a crater where the vikings were*

  • 12.14.2012 9:03 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*

  • 12.14.2012 9:05 PM PDT


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*

You idiot! We're all doomed!
*Sings the doom song*

  • 12.14.2012 9:06 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*

You idiot! We're all doomed!
*Sings the doom song*

"Well sorry for wanting a little drama on this boring cruise!"

  • 12.14.2012 9:07 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*

You idiot! We're all doomed!
*Sings the doom song*
*Calls Isaac clarke*
Hey, since you're an engineer, fix this shnit will you? *Gunships gets fixed* Everyone, get on! we're going to Installation 01 at Alpha Centauri!

  • 12.14.2012 9:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Calls Isaac clarke*
Hey, since you're an engineer, fix this shnit will you? *Gunships gets fixed* Everyone, get on! we're going to Installation 01 at Alpha Centauri!
*Sigh* Do we have to?

There better not be some parasitic life forms that burrow into your chest on there. I've kinda seen that thing before.

  • 12.14.2012 9:10 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*

You idiot! We're all doomed!
*Sings the doom song*
*Calls Isaac clarke*
Hey, since you're an engineer, fix this shnit will you? *Gunships gets fixed* Everyone, get on! we're going to Installation 01 at Alpha Centauri!

Why are we going to the desert one? It's Christmas time, we should go to the snowy one.

  • 12.14.2012 9:11 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*

You idiot! We're all doomed!
*Sings the doom song*
*Calls Isaac clarke*
Hey, since you're an engineer, fix this shnit will you? *Gunships gets fixed* Everyone, get on! we're going to Installation 01 at Alpha Centauri!

Why are we going to the desert one? It's Christmas time, we should go to the snowy one.
Because snow kills people n stufz. Don't worry, when we're out of slipspace we'll meet with the UNSC Infinity. Forgot they are shutting the ring down, didn't you?

[Edited on 12.14.2012 9:13 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 9:12 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock

I call being the Resident Drunk

  • 12.14.2012 9:14 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*

You idiot! We're all doomed!
*Sings the doom song*
*Calls Isaac clarke*
Hey, since you're an engineer, fix this shnit will you? *Gunships gets fixed* Everyone, get on! we're going to Installation 01 at Alpha Centauri!

Why are we going to the desert one? It's Christmas time, we should go to the snowy one.
Because snow kills people n stufz. Don't worry, when we're out of slipspace we'll meet with the UNSC Infinity. Forgot they are shutting the ring down, didn't you?

"We never went there, nobody likes sand."

  • 12.14.2012 9:15 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

The Sangheili hovers over Vien in his Sparrowhawk. "Wort wort wort?"

  • 12.14.2012 9:27 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
The Sangheili hovers over Vien in his Sparrowhawk. "Wort wort wort?"

*Sparrowhawks crash in a fiery Michael bay-esque scene*

DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!



FIN

  • 12.15.2012 8:34 AM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
The Sangheili hovers over Vien in his Sparrowhawk. "Wort wort wort?"
*Sparrowhawks crash in a fiery Michael bay-esque scene*

DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!

FIN
The Sangheili rises from the wreckage, clearly pissed off. He brandishes two MA5D Assault Rifles, one in each hand, and starts firing upon Assassin.

  • 12.15.2012 9:51 AM PDT

Never make me angry. I am a Hitman and I can easily find you and take you out.

I'll be the door repair man.

  • 12.15.2012 9:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911
Hey guys, if this thread ever gets locked (and it most likely will sometime). Just move it over into this group

  • 12.15.2012 2:05 PM PDT
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I like games and music

Bounty hunter with an attitude and a smoking problem

Yep, list me up

  • 12.15.2012 2:07 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
The Sangheili hovers over Vien in his Sparrowhawk. "Wort wort wort?"
*He opens an eye while he remains on the floor.*

G-go?

  • 12.15.2012 2:12 PM PDT
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I like games and music

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*
*pulls gun behind his head*

You're coming with me pal. I've heard you have a large bounty on your head. You better not cause any trouble.

  • 12.15.2012 2:15 PM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe

Shotgun being the cook.

  • 12.15.2012 2:16 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

A Stolen Fruit, Space Astronaut, at your service!

  • 12.15.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Navigator Jet Wave, present for duty.

  • 12.15.2012 2:22 PM PDT
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I like games and music


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
A Stolen Fruit, Space Astronaut, at your service!
Help me with this guy would you? He set of the self destruct sequence.

  • 12.15.2012 2:22 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Delta SWE
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
"Huh, well this is getting boring."

*Hits self-destruct button on gunship*
*pulls gun behind his head*

You're coming with me pal. I've heard you have a large bounty on your head. You better not cause any trouble.

What if I give you your wallet back?

  • 12.15.2012 5:03 PM PDT