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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!

*pretends to start ship, but is actually spelling his own name backwards*

  • 12.14.2012 7:27 PM PDT
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Oven system just went offline. Captain, get security to check out the edibility and heat systems.

  • 12.14.2012 7:27 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Oven system just went offline. Captain, get security to check out the edibility and heat systems.
On mah whey.
EDIT: Everything checks out... wait, these prints are sangheili...
I've come to the conclusion that this is sabotage. *goes on radio* "All guards, check on Vien. I think he's loose."

[Edited on 12.14.2012 7:31 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 7:28 PM PDT
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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Oven system just went offline. Captain, get security to check out the edibility and heat systems.


Not to worry, We're siphoning energy for launch prep, Prepare to launch in 5 minutes.

  • 12.14.2012 7:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: PowerMan32094
*pretends to start ship, but is actually spelling his own name backwards*
*Walks past you on the way to the mess hall. Wonders if you were dropped on your head as a baby.*

  • 12.14.2012 7:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Beyond hope

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Oven system just went offline. Captain, get security to check out the edibility and heat systems.


Not to worry, We're siphoning energy for launch prep, Prepare to launch in 5 minutes.
No, I'm serious. We didn't hire anyone to get oil for fuel. That burrito grease is literally the only thing that is powering those engines.

  • 12.14.2012 7:30 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

*He paces back and forth inside of the small cell, occasionally peeping into the long hallway as he nears the bars.*

  • 12.14.2012 7:30 PM PDT
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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake

*Enters cabin and turns on PA system*

Attention all crew! Prepare to launch. in T-minus 10..9...8...

*Ship launches*

  • 12.14.2012 7:31 PM PDT


Posted by: Beyond hope
*Enters cabin and turns on PA system*

Attention all crew! Prepare to launch. in T-minus 10..9...8...

*Ship launches*

*spills big gulp because he wasn't ready*

  • 12.14.2012 7:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Beyond hope
*Enters cabin and turns on PA system*

Attention all crew! Prepare to launch. in T-minus 10..9...8...

*Ship launches*
Did you not here what I said earlier? It's not going to work anytime soon, not 'till the oven systems are fixed.

  • 12.14.2012 7:32 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Vien
*He paces back and forth inside of the small cell, occasionally peeping into the long hallway as he nears the bars.*
*Walks into room* Don't even think about it, you filthy sangheili.

  • 12.14.2012 7:32 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: Beyond hope
*Enters cabin and turns on PA system*

Attention all crew! Prepare to launch. in T-minus 10..9...8...

*Ship launches*
Did you not here what I said earlier? It's not going to work anytime soon, not 'till the oven systems are fixed.
We need the engineer to fix it.

  • 12.14.2012 7:33 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.

Ferrari - Overlord of all Vehicles that we take or make at mars.

  • 12.14.2012 7:33 PM PDT
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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: Beyond hope
*Enters cabin and turns on PA system*

Attention all crew! Prepare to launch. in T-minus 10..9...8...

*Ship launches*
Did you not here what I said earlier? It's not going to work anytime soon, not 'till the oven systems are fixed.


Dude... Just... Lets just continue the RP.

  • 12.14.2012 7:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak
We need the engineer to fix it.
Don't look at me! I just shoot things that aren't human.

Boy I hope that thing in the cell can't hear me.

  • 12.14.2012 7:33 PM PDT

I'll be the generic soldier/security guy that always gets killed.

  • 12.14.2012 7:35 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
We need the engineer to fix it.
Don't look at me! I just shoot things that aren't human.

Boy I hope that thing in the cell can't hear me.
Hold on, I'll call an old friend. *Isaac Clarke comes onboard and fixes it*

  • 12.14.2012 7:35 PM PDT
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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake


Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
We need the engineer to fix it.
Don't look at me! I just shoot things that aren't human.

Boy I hope that thing in the cell can't hear me.


The brig is outfitted with energy shields and titanium bars, In the case of power outage hydrolic systems put a meter this wall of titanium between the prisoner and the rest of the ship.

  • 12.14.2012 7:35 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien
*He paces back and forth inside of the small cell, occasionally peeping into the long hallway as he nears the bars.*


Meanwhile..in Hawaii

JARVIS, help me out here.

Fusion Engines?

JARVIS: Online

Life Support Systems?

JARVIS: Online

Jump Drive?

JARVIS: Online

Weapons Systems?

JARVIS: Plasma Cannons online, Laser online, nuclear missiles loaded and ready.

Cargo?

JARVIS: Loaded and ready to deploy

Alright, everything's good.

  • 12.14.2012 7:35 PM PDT


Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
We need the engineer to fix it.
Don't look at me! I just shoot things that aren't human.

Boy I hope that thing in the cell can't hear me.

Vien told me to give you this.

*piece of paper that reads "-blam!- YOU"*
*from the desk of powerman*

  • 12.14.2012 7:36 PM PDT

Attention everybody-This is your Director of Entertainment. Todays list of events is as follows
12:00-Sexy Party
!2:45-Sexy Party
2:00-Shuffleboard Tourney
6:00-Joint Burrito eating contest

That is all

  • 12.14.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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A few minutes ago, about 10 minutes after we broke through the atmosphere, a big chunk of the wall plating flew out. I can see space from the hole. I think it's called a hull breach. Is that bad?

  • 12.14.2012 7:36 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: MrWonderful 999
Attention everybody-This is your Director of Entertainment. Todays list of events is as follows
12:00-Sexy Party
!2:45-Sexy Party
2:00-Shuffleboard Tourney
6:00-Joint Burrito eating contest

That is all
Explain the sexy parties, Director.

  • 12.14.2012 7:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: MrWonderful 999
Attention everybody-This is your Director of Entertainment. Todays list of events is as follows
12:00-Sexy Party
!2:45-Sexy Party
2:00-Shuffleboard Tourney
6:00-Joint Burrito eating contest

That is all
Explain the sexy parties, Director.
Ask Vien.

  • 12.14.2012 7:37 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
A few minutes ago, about 10 minutes after we broke through the atmosphere, a big chunk of the wall plating flew out. I can see space from the hole. I think it's called a hull breach. Is that bad?
Don't worry, Isaac Clarke has it under control.

  • 12.14.2012 7:38 PM PDT