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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!
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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake

Attention Crew, This is your Captain.

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you all for you proven excellence in your respective fields, If you look out your window you can see the great void of space.

We are now officially en route to Mars.

  • 12.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: Vien
*He grasps the bars and growls.*

Release me!

"Okay!"
*unlocks the cell and walks away*

"Wait a minute... Weren't you our prisoner?"

  • 12.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Looks out window*
*Sees alien slaver ship*

"Gives us a crew member as a slave, or perish!"

------DEMOCRACY TIME!------

All members have to vote for one option!

A) Send a crew member as a slave (If vote wins, will have to be decided by captain

B) FIGHT!

C) Pay all of our money to be left alone

ATAAAACK!

  • 12.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Looks out window*
*Sees alien slaver ship*

"Gives us a crew member as a slave, or perish!"

------DEMOCRACY TIME!------

All members have to vote for one option!

A) Send a crew member as a slave (If vote wins, will have to be decided by captain

B) FIGHT!

C) Pay all of our money to be left alone

*starts throwing spare buttons at enemy ship*

  • 12.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Looks out window*
*Sees alien slaver ship*

"Gives us a crew member as a slave, or perish!"

------DEMOCRACY TIME!------

All members have to vote for one option!

A) Send a crew member as a slave (If vote wins, will have to be decided by captain

B) FIGHT!

C) Pay all of our money to be left alone
Hand over Vien. Dat sangheili should keep them busy.

  • 12.14.2012 7:47 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Fine. Just don't get any funny ideas, because i'm a good shot when i'm high in space.
Blasphemy, there is no such thing as altitude in space.


*sends a tiny robot to the ship from my shuttle, it enters the ship and weakens the bars on Vien's cell to the strength of a sheet of copy paper, the robot then leaves a Covenant plasma pistol in the cell. It has a note that reads...*

"Missed you ol' pal, here, take this pistol if you need it. Your old pal, Imperial"

*The robot then returns to my shuttle*

  • 12.14.2012 7:48 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Fine. Just don't get any funny ideas, because i'm a good shot when i'm high in space.
Blasphemy, there is no such thing as altitude in space.
*Shoots BFG shot that nearly misses you* Don't start with me, animal, or i will grind you into dust.


*Readies weapon*

No funny business guys! I'm the -blam!- security officer here! You wouldn't want for me to die horrendously now, would you?!

  • 12.14.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Shoots BFG shot that nearly misses you* Don't start with me, animal, or i will grind you into dust.
Animal? I thought this was made to keep me safe from your kind...

  • 12.14.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Shoots BFG shot that nearly misses you* Don't start with me, animal, or i will grind you into dust.
Animal? I thought this was made to keep me safe from your kind...
Don't try semantics with me, monster. I will gladly end you if necessary.

  • 12.14.2012 7:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: BombasticBurrito
B) FIGHT!
*Grabs M41A*

Anyone who wants to live, get down to the armoury. It's time you all met a personal friend of mine.

  • 12.14.2012 7:49 PM PDT
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FIGHT IT IS!

*throws burrito at ship as act of war*

  • 12.14.2012 7:50 PM PDT


Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Looks out window*
*Sees alien slaver ship*

"Gives us a crew member as a slave, or perish!"

------DEMOCRACY TIME!------

All members have to vote for one option!

A) Send a crew member as a slave (If vote wins, will have to be decided by captain

B) FIGHT!

C) Pay all of our money to be left alone

ATAAAACK!


As a trained soldier and security officer, I support this move! Let's give them some!

  • 12.14.2012 7:50 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

*Rams the ship, making it shake for a few moments*

  • 12.14.2012 7:50 PM PDT


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Looks out window*
*Sees alien slaver ship*

"Gives us a crew member as a slave, or perish!"

------DEMOCRACY TIME!------

All members have to vote for one option!

A) Send a crew member as a slave (If vote wins, will have to be decided by captain

B) FIGHT!

C) Pay all of our money to be left alone

ATAAAACK!


As a trained soldier and security officer, I support this move! Let's give them some!
*Bakes a bunch of pies and throws them at the alien ship*

  • 12.14.2012 7:51 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Looks out window*
*Sees alien slaver ship*

"Gives us a crew member as a slave, or perish!"

------DEMOCRACY TIME!------

All members have to vote for one option!

A) Send a crew member as a slave (If vote wins, will have to be decided by captain

B) FIGHT!

C) Pay all of our money to be left alone

ATAAAACK!


As a trained soldier and security officer, I support this move! Let's give them some!

Sir we are humans no animals.

Send vien as the salve, he ain't on of us.

  • 12.14.2012 7:51 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Looks out window*
*Sees alien slaver ship*

"Gives us a crew member as a slave, or perish!"

------DEMOCRACY TIME!------

All members have to vote for one option!

A) Send a crew member as a slave (If vote wins, will have to be decided by captain

B) FIGHT!

C) Pay all of our money to be left alone

ATAAAACK!


As a trained soldier and security officer, I support this move! Let's give them some!
*Charges BFG for maximum effect* *Destroys alien ship* You all can thank me now.
Well, what are you waiting for? LETS CELEBRATE!

[Edited on 12.14.2012 7:52 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 7:51 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Shoots BFG shot that nearly misses you* Don't start with me, animal, or i will grind you into dust.
Animal? I thought this was made to keep me safe from your kind...
Don't try semantics with me, monster. I will gladly end you if necessary.
Who is the monster here?! I am the only one here who is not making threats.

  • 12.14.2012 7:52 PM PDT


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Rams the ship, making it shake for a few moments*


Whoa, that was close! If that airlock hadn't been sealed when I fell into it I would've fallen into the void of space!

  • 12.14.2012 7:52 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.

It's been 10 years since i last had sexy time, doesn't matter if your male or female, i just need something to get into to.

Anyone?

  • 12.14.2012 7:52 PM PDT

*Throws the ugliest of the sexy party hookers at enemy ship*
*Throws shuffleboard stick as well*

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Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Charges BFG for maximum effect* *Destroys alien ship* You all can thank me now.
Well, what are you waiting for? LETS CELEBRATE!
Two questions.

1. Where did you get that?

2. Can I have one?

  • 12.14.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Shoots BFG shot that nearly misses you* Don't start with me, animal, or i will grind you into dust.
Animal? I thought this was made to keep me safe from your kind...
Don't try semantics with me, monster. I will gladly end you if necessary.
Who is the monster here?! I am the only one here who is not making threats.
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.

  • 12.14.2012 7:53 PM PDT
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Remember, only eat in the dark. Calories can't see in the dark.

Gamertag: the guinie

I'm signing on. I want to be...That one quirky sarcastic cripple pilot.

  • 12.14.2012 7:53 PM PDT


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Rams the ship, making it shake for a few moments*


Whoa, that was close! If that airlock hadn't been sealed when I fell into it I would've fallen into the void of space!

*Sees supply room hatch open*
*All the pies float out to the void of space*
NO! All my pies, they're gone... ;_;

[Edited on 12.14.2012 7:54 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Rams the ship, making it shake for a few moments*


Whoa, that was close! If that airlock hadn't been sealed when I fell into it I would've fallen into the void of space!


*zooms in front of the ship, then zooms off to mars*

  • 12.14.2012 7:53 PM PDT