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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Charges BFG for maximum effect* *Destroys alien ship* You all can thank me now.
Well, what are you waiting for? LETS CELEBRATE!
Two questions.

1. Where did you get that?

2. Can I have one?
1. I'm nahman jayden, the FBI gave me one as a going away present and 2.This is the only one in existence, so nope. Sorry, pal

  • 12.14.2012 7:54 PM PDT


Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Rams the ship, making it shake for a few moments*


Whoa, that was close! If that airlock hadn't been sealed when I fell into it I would've fallen into the void of space!

*Sees supply room hatch open*
NO! All my pies, they're gone... ;_;

D:

  • 12.14.2012 7:54 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Shoots BFG shot that nearly misses you* Don't start with me, animal, or i will grind you into dust.
Animal? I thought this was made to keep me safe from your kind...
Don't try semantics with me, monster. I will gladly end you if necessary.
Who is the monster here?! I am the only one here who is not making threats.
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.


Both of you settle down! We only just launched and NO ONE is going to Med Bay.

  • 12.14.2012 7:55 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.

  • 12.14.2012 7:55 PM PDT
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*Gets jumped by a slaver. I push him back, then dump 20 rounds from my pulse rifle into him.*

Bugger must've beamed over before his ship got vapourized!

*Pulls out motion tracker.* I'm going to do a full sweep for any more of 'em.

  • 12.14.2012 7:55 PM PDT


Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Rams the ship, making it shake for a few moments*


Whoa, that was close! If that airlock hadn't been sealed when I fell into it I would've fallen into the void of space!

*Sees supply room hatch open*
NO! All my pies, they're gone... ;_;

D:


The loss of the pies is tragic, yet I've done a near full search of the ship and it turns out no lives were lost.

  • 12.14.2012 7:56 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.

Vien these humans are weak, Spartans and Elites March side by side.

Let us take over the ship.

  • 12.14.2012 7:57 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.
I'm sorry. The Tripto was making me angry. What were we talking about? *Leaves to go to med bay*

  • 12.14.2012 7:57 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: ferrrari

Vien these humans are weak, Spartans and Elites March side by side.

Let us take over the ship.
*He leans against the wall, placing a hand on his head.*

Who is there?!

  • 12.14.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we
gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.


*hooks up to the ship and opens the hatch* Vien! get on board! we don't have much time! I'll get you out of here!

  • 12.14.2012 7:59 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ferrrari

Vien these humans are weak, Spartans and Elites March side by side.

Let us take over the ship.
*He leans against the wall, placing a hand on his head.*

Who is there?!

A Hyper-lethal Vector...

  • 12.14.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.

Vien these humans are weak, Spartans and Elites March side by side.

Let us take over the ship.
Starting a rebellion, huh? NOT ANYMORE! *Tosses Six into Brig*

  • 12.14.2012 7:59 PM PDT
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"The meaning of justice can change from one day to the next. A professional soldier never brings justice into the mission. Politics are fickle, they change with the times. So long as we remain loyal to our countries, soldiers like us need nothing to believe in." - Snake

I'll be off for tonight, See you all later.

[Edited on 12.14.2012 7:59 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 7:59 PM PDT
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*Finds a second slaver in the secondary pie room squatting over a barrel of flour.*

OH HELL NO!

*I blow him away with my pulse rifle.*

Okay guys, ship secure.

  • 12.14.2012 7:59 PM PDT


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
*Finds a second slaver in the secondary pie room squatting over a barrel of flour.*

OH HELL NO!

*I blow him away with my pulse rifle.*

Okay guys, ship secure.

And the pies?

  • 12.14.2012 8:00 PM PDT


Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
*Finds a second slaver in the secondary pie room squatting over a barrel of flour.*

OH HELL NO!

*I blow him away with my pulse rifle.*

Okay guys, ship secure.

And the pies?

Covered in human entrails...

  • 12.14.2012 8:01 PM PDT
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*Eats burrito*

*Dies of heart attack*

  • 12.14.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
*Finds a second slaver in the secondary pie room squatting over a barrel of flour.*

OH HELL NO!

*I blow him away with my pulse rifle.*

Okay guys, ship secure.
Beef, i need you at Viens cell. We're having a rebellion over here!

  • 12.14.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we
gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.


*hooks up to the ship and opens the hatch* Vien! get on board! we don't have much time! I'll get you out of here!
I will be rated KoS if I leave this spot!

  • 12.14.2012 8:01 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.

Vien these humans are weak, Spartans and Elites March side by side.

Let us take over the ship.
Starting a rebellion, huh? NOT ANYMORE! *Tosses Six into Brig*

*Breaks Vitalhalofreaks back*

Next time it's your neck.

  • 12.14.2012 8:01 PM PDT


Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
*Finds a second slaver in the secondary pie room squatting over a barrel of flour.*

OH HELL NO!

*I blow him away with my pulse rifle.*

Okay guys, ship secure.

And the pies?

Covered in human entrails...

Hmm, maybe a bit of blood but, good enough to eat...

  • 12.14.2012 8:02 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Eats burrito*

*Dies of heart attack*
*Brings back to life with sacred pie of awesomeness* *Smacks* Don't be fat like last time, you hear me? We need a cook

  • 12.14.2012 8:02 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Eats burrito*

*Dies of heart attack*

I WON'T LET YOU DIE!

*punches you in the chest*

  • 12.14.2012 8:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: ferrrari
*Breaks Vitalhalofreaks back*

Next time it's your neck.
*Places the barrel of my M41A to your head.*

Try that again. Please.

  • 12.14.2012 8:03 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.

Vien these humans are weak, Spartans and Elites March side by side.

Let us take over the ship.
Starting a rebellion, huh? NOT ANYMORE! *Tosses Six into Brig*

*Breaks Vitalhalofreaks back*

Next time it's your neck.
*Snaps back into place* Better luck next time, noob. *Fires BFG*

  • 12.14.2012 8:03 PM PDT