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Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we
gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.


*hooks up to the ship and opens the hatch* Vien! get on board! we don't have much time! I'll get you out of here!
I will be rated KoS if I leave this spot!


This shuttle is loaded with nukes and I'm about to fire one at the ship, there's enough room for 5 passengers so you and 4 others get in!

  • 12.14.2012 8:04 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

*Snaps back into place* Better luck next time, noob. *Fires BFG*

*snaps back again and then rips off balls*

Fun isn't this?

  • 12.14.2012 8:05 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we
gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.


*hooks up to the ship and opens the hatch* Vien! get on board! we don't have much time! I'll get you out of here!
I will be rated KoS if I leave this spot!


This shuttle is loaded with nukes and I'm about to fire one at the ship, there's enough room for 5 passengers so you and 4 others get in!
*Jumps to other ship* I'm aboard!

  • 12.14.2012 8:05 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

*Snaps back into place* Better luck next time, noob. *Fires BFG*

*snaps back again and then rips off balls*

Fun isn't this?
*repairs* Fine. Go, you damn armor lock casual.

  • 12.14.2012 8:05 PM PDT


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You and the rest of your kind are a disease to be cleansed, nothing more. I'm simply doing my job, Vien. Don't take it personally.
You are breaking down the long speeches we
gave about your race, but you just threw it back at me.


*hooks up to the ship and opens the hatch* Vien! get on board! we don't have much time! I'll get you out of here!
I will be rated KoS if I leave this spot!


This shuttle is loaded with nukes and I'm about to fire one at the ship, there's enough room for 5 passengers so you and 4 others get in!

You'll need someone to look busy!

*grabs burrito's corpse and gets on*

  • 12.14.2012 8:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

*Snaps back into place* Better luck next time, noob. *Fires BFG*

*snaps back again and then rips off balls*

Fun isn't this?
*Shoots you in the knee.*

Yep, really fun.

*Shoots your other knee.*

  • 12.14.2012 8:06 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

Someone will have to drag me in...

  • 12.14.2012 8:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Eats burrito*

*Dies of heart attack*

I WON'T LET YOU DIE!

*punches you in the chest*

...


...


...

...owwwwwwwww


Powerman, why are you carrying me?

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:08 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 8:07 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

*Snaps back into place* Better luck next time, noob. *Fires BFG*

*snaps back again and then rips off balls*

Fun isn't this?
*repairs* Fine. Go, you damn armor lock casual.

-blam!- please my k/d ratio is over 9000.

Yours is under -9000.

I am limitless you are but a worm in the filth of humans.

My father broke your race 100,000 years ago

  • 12.14.2012 8:07 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*Eats burrito*

*Dies of heart attack*

I WON'T LET YOU DIE!

*punches you in the chest*

...


...


...

...owwwwwwwww


Powerman, why are you carrying me?

No time to explain!

-blam!- has royally hit the fan!

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:10 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 8:08 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

*Snaps back into place* Better luck next time, noob. *Fires BFG*

*snaps back again and then rips off balls*

Fun isn't this?
*Shoots you in the knee.*

Yep, really fun.

*Shoots your other knee.*

*Armour locks before*

  • 12.14.2012 8:08 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
*Finds a second slaver in the secondary pie room squatting over a barrel of flour.*

OH HELL NO!

*I blow him away with my pulse rifle.*

Okay guys, ship secure.
Beef, i need you at Viens cell. We're having a rebellion over here!


Security is onto it! YOU REBELS WON'T BE LEAVING THIS SHIP WHILE I'M ALIVE!

  • 12.14.2012 8:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: ferrrari
*Armour locks before*
*Loads grenade launcher.*

*Waits for armour lock to run out.*

  • 12.14.2012 8:09 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

*Activates all nukes*
*Gets on escape pod*
CYA IN HELL, SUCKAS! HAHA!

  • 12.14.2012 8:09 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari
*Armour locks before*
*Loads grenade launcher.*

*Waits for armour lock to run out.*

*Is son of didact*

*lifts CND with space magic*

  • 12.14.2012 8:10 PM PDT


Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari
*Armour locks before*
*Loads grenade launcher.*

*Waits for armour lock to run out.*


*Runs to your side*
*Readies weapon*

That bastard's goin' down once his armour lock runs out!

  • 12.14.2012 8:11 PM PDT
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ALL CREW MEMBERS AND MUTINEERS ALIKE! 5 MINUTE BREAK FROM MUTINY FOR A QUICK BURRITO BREAK!

  • 12.14.2012 8:11 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Activates all nukes*
*Gets on escape pod*
CYA IN HELL, SUCKAS! HAHA!

Save the pies!
*Grabs as much pie as he can*

  • 12.14.2012 8:11 PM PDT


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari
*Armour locks before*
*Loads grenade launcher.*

*Waits for armour lock to run out.*

*Is son of didact*

*lifts CND with space magic*


Uh-OH!

*Flees*

  • 12.14.2012 8:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari
*Armour locks before*
*Loads grenade launcher.*

*Waits for armour lock to run out.*

*Is son of didact*

*lifts CND with space magic*
Sonova-

You know, while you're doing this, could you use your space magic to get me one of those burritos?

  • 12.14.2012 8:13 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

*Grabs everyone who was going inside the shuttle and throws them in, secures the air lock and de-latches from the ship*

*When I'm far enough away, I burn a hole in the ship with a laser then fire a nuke at the hole*

*The nuke goes off, a brilliant flash of fire and color spreads in all directions consuming the ship, the shockwave shakes the shuttle but only slight*

  • 12.14.2012 8:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari
*Armour locks before*
*Loads grenade launcher.*

*Waits for armour lock to run out.*

*Is son of didact*

*lifts CND with space magic*
Sonova-

You know, while you're doing this, could you use your space magic to get me one of those burritos?
TIMEOUT! THAT'S ENOUGH! Both of you, in the corners, NOW!

  • 12.14.2012 8:13 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari
*Armour locks before*
*Loads grenade launcher.*

*Waits for armour lock to run out.*

*Is son of didact*

*lifts CND with space magic*
Sonova-

You know, while you're doing this, could you use your space magic to get me one of those burritos?

Oh sure here you go, want anything else like pizza, drink women???

  • 12.14.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

*leaves escape pod in suit*
*Gets in a gunship*
Time for revenge, you -blam!-s.

  • 12.14.2012 8:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: ferrrari
*Armour locks before*
*Loads grenade launcher.*

*Waits for armour lock to run out.*

*Is son of didact*

*lifts CND with space magic*
Sonova-

You know, while you're doing this, could you use your space magic to get me one of those burritos?
No prob, Senior.

  • 12.14.2012 8:14 PM PDT