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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Grabs everyone who was going inside the shuttle and throws them in, secures the air lock and de-latches from the ship*

*When I'm far enough away, I burn a hole in the ship with a laser then fire a nuke at the hole*

*The nuke goes off, a brilliant flash of fire and color spreads in all directions consuming the ship, the shockwave shakes the shuttle but only slight*
Leaves gunship to board Imperials ship*
Well, you seem to need some security around here. I'll be happy to help

  • 12.14.2012 8:15 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Grabs everyone who was going inside the shuttle and throws them in, secures the air lock and de-latches from the ship*

*When I'm far enough away, I burn a hole in the ship with a laser then fire a nuke at the hole*

*The nuke goes off, a brilliant flash of fire and color spreads in all directions consuming the ship, the shockwave shakes the shuttle but only slight*
Leaves gunship to board Imperials ship*
Well, you seem to need some security around here. I'll be happy to help

*uses space magic to save ship*

*uses space magic to bring back shuttle*

  • 12.14.2012 8:17 PM PDT

Did mr pie make it to the get-away ship?

  • 12.14.2012 8:17 PM PDT
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...Guys? Sorry to interrupt the whole "rebellion thing" and all...


but...















...We're way of course. Estimated arrival to Pluto in 12 minutes.

  • 12.14.2012 8:17 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
...Guys? Sorry to interrupt the whole "rebellion thing" and all...


but...















...We're way of course. Estimated arrival to Pluto in 12 minutes.

.....






-blam!-

  • 12.14.2012 8:18 PM PDT
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Okay, who the -blam!- was driving?!

  • 12.14.2012 8:19 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
...Guys? Sorry to interrupt the whole "rebellion thing" and all...


but...















...We're way of course. Estimated arrival to Pluto in 12 minutes.
PLUTO? Burrito, you must be on tripto. I thought... *sees neptune* Shnit.

  • 12.14.2012 8:19 PM PDT


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Okay, who the -blam!- was driving?!

That quirky cripple pilot!

  • 12.14.2012 8:19 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Captain Fruit reporting for duty!

Well, minus the Captain part!

I'm uhhh... I'm a Space Astronaut!

  • 12.14.2012 8:20 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Grabs everyone who was going inside the shuttle and throws them in, secures the air lock and de-latches from the ship*

*When I'm far enough away, I burn a hole in the ship with a laser then fire a nuke at the hole*

*The nuke goes off, a brilliant flash of fire and color spreads in all directions consuming the ship, the shockwave shakes the shuttle but only slight*
Leaves gunship to board Imperials ship*
Well, you seem to need some security around here. I'll be happy to help

*uses space magic to save ship*

*uses space magic to bring back shuttle*


JARVIS?

JARVIS: Right sir, space magic jammer activated *activates*

*escapes space magic then flies away to mars*

Estimated time, 1 minute

  • 12.14.2012 8:21 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!
Main engines are offline! WE GONA CRASH ON PLUTO! BRACE FOR IMPACT!

  • 12.14.2012 8:21 PM PDT


Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Okay, who the -blam!- was driving?!

That quirky cripple pilot!


I'll take him into custody if need be!

Wait....since the captain is down...who gives the orders?

  • 12.14.2012 8:21 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.

*uses space magic too save course of ship...*

Forerunner bill guy *I'm sorry but you haven't paid your monthly space magic bill*

Noble 6 Son of Didact *Mom wtf?*

  • 12.14.2012 8:22 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Grabs everyone who was going inside the shuttle and throws them in, secures the air lock and de-latches from the ship*

*When I'm far enough away, I burn a hole in the ship with a laser then fire a nuke at the hole*

*The nuke goes off, a brilliant flash of fire and color spreads in all directions consuming the ship, the shockwave shakes the shuttle but only slight*
Leaves gunship to board Imperials ship*
Well, you seem to need some security around here. I'll be happy to help

*uses space magic to save ship*

*uses space magic to bring back shuttle*


JARVIS?

JARVIS: Right sir, space magic jammer activated *activates*

*escapes space magic then flies away to mars*

Estimated time, 1 minute
Oh, so we go to Mars while they crash and burn on Pluto? Nice.

  • 12.14.2012 8:22 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

*He opens his eyes, looking up at the ceiling of the ship as he lays across the floor.*

By the three suns of Sanghelios!

  • 12.14.2012 8:22 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Okay, who the -blam!- was driving?!

That quirky cripple pilot!


I'll take him into custody if need be!

Wait....since the captain is down...who gives the orders?
I carry the biggest stick, so it should be me. *Shows BFG*

  • 12.14.2012 8:23 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!
Main engines are offline! WE GONA CRASH ON PLUTO! BRACE FOR IMPACT!

*meanwhile*

Hey guys I got another big gulp--

*crash* *spills second big gulp*

-blam!- ME SIDEWAYS!

  • 12.14.2012 8:23 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
*Grabs everyone who was going inside the shuttle and throws them in, secures the air lock and de-latches from the ship*

*When I'm far enough away, I burn a hole in the ship with a laser then fire a nuke at the hole*

*The nuke goes off, a brilliant flash of fire and color spreads in all directions consuming the ship, the shockwave shakes the shuttle but only slight*
Leaves gunship to board Imperials ship*
Well, you seem to need some security around here. I'll be happy to help

*uses space magic to save ship*

*uses space magic to bring back shuttle*


JARVIS?

JARVIS: Right sir, space magic jammer activated *activates*

*escapes space magic then flies away to mars*

Estimated time, 1 minute
Oh, so we go to Mars while they crash and burn on Pluto? Nice.

*Wakes up*
Pluto?! How long was I out?

  • 12.14.2012 8:24 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Okay, who the -blam!- was driving?!

That quirky cripple pilot!


I'll take him into custody if need be!

Wait....since the captain is down...who gives the orders?
I carry the biggest stick, so it should be me. *Shows BFG*


Since I'm the soldier and I need some form of a commander - you're the de facto captain and commander!

Orders?

  • 12.14.2012 8:24 PM PDT
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*ship crashes into Pluto*

  • 12.14.2012 8:24 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien
*He opens his eyes, looking up at the ceiling of the ship as he lays across the floor.*

By the three suns of Sanghelios!


You alright buddy? How many times do I need to save your life?

  • 12.14.2012 8:24 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!
Main engines are offline! WE GONA CRASH ON PLUTO! BRACE FOR IMPACT!

*meanwhile*

Hey guys I got another big gulp--

*crash* *spills second big gulp*

-blam!- ME SIDEWAYS!

I can use my Armour to open a slipspace portal to save us, just say the word*

  • 12.14.2012 8:24 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!
Main engines are offline! WE GONA CRASH ON PLUTO! BRACE FOR IMPACT!

*meanwhile*

Hey guys I got another big gulp--

*crash* *spills second big gulp*

-blam!- ME SIDEWAYS!
This went horribly wrong. *Suicides by firing BFG at main engine, making a giant crater on Pluto*

  • 12.14.2012 8:25 PM PDT
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*Looks out window and sees Pluto.*

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  • 12.14.2012 8:25 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien
*He opens his eyes, looking up at the ceiling of the ship as he lays across the floor.*

By the three suns of Sanghelios!


You alright buddy? How many times do I need to save your life?
Buddy? I have no friends or brothers.

You only saved me once.

  • 12.14.2012 8:25 PM PDT