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Subject: Hey, Flood! Let's go to Mars!


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*ship crashes into Pluto*


OH DEAR GOD!!!

*flung around the ship*
*knocked out*

  • 12.14.2012 8:26 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
*Looks out window and sees Pluto.*

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FFs just say the word and i can save you guys, I'll be fine from the crash.

  • 12.14.2012 8:26 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Powershadows

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Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Okay, who the -blam!- was driving?!

That quirky cripple pilot!


I'll take him into custody if need be!

Wait....since the captain is down...who gives the orders?
I carry the biggest stick, so it should be me. *Shows BFG*


Since I'm the soldier and I need some form of a commander - you're the de facto captain and commander!

Orders?
Well my twin just detonated the Pluto vessel, so i'll just be here on Mars, chilling with Imperial. Be your own leader, son. I've promoted you to Major.

  • 12.14.2012 8:27 PM PDT

*Puts on a suit*
*Walks out on the surface of Pluto*
*Takes a picture of himself and a pie*
That's a keeper!

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:27 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 8:27 PM PDT


Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*ship crashes into Pluto*


OH DEAR GOD!!!

*flung around the ship*
*knocked out*

*waves burrito under your nose to wake you up*

  • 12.14.2012 8:27 PM PDT
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  • 12.14.2012 8:27 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien
*He opens his eyes, looking up at the ceiling of the ship as he lays across the floor.*

By the three suns of Sanghelios!


You alright buddy? How many times do I need to save your life?
Buddy? I have no friends or brothers.

You only saved me once.


Ah no worries I call everybody that from time to time. We'll just make sure we make it to mars in...Oh we're entering the atmosphere right now.

sit tight.

  • 12.14.2012 8:28 PM PDT
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I wanna be the chef!!

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Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien
*He opens his eyes, looking up at the ceiling of the ship as he lays across the floor.*

By the three suns of Sanghelios!


You alright buddy? How many times do I need to save your life?
Buddy? I have no friends or brothers.

You only saved me once.


Ah no worries I call everybody that from time to time. We'll just make sure we make it to mars in...Oh we're entering the atmosphere right now.

sit tight.
You've must have been out too. We just crashed.

  • 12.14.2012 8:29 PM PDT
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Ow, my -blam!- head!

Is everyone still in one piece?

  • 12.14.2012 8:29 PM PDT


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My big gulp is on the floor. I repeat. My big gulp is on the god damn floor!

  • 12.14.2012 8:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911
I wanna be the chef!!
I'M THE CHEF!

  • 12.14.2012 8:29 PM PDT


Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
*ship crashes into Pluto*


OH DEAR GOD!!!

*flung around the ship*
*knocked out*

*waves burrito under your nose to wake you up*


Thankyou, kind sir! I thought I was surely lost!

  • 12.14.2012 8:30 PM PDT

*Walks around the surface of Pluto*
It's s-s-s-so c-c-cold here.

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Guys, I'm going to go out to the surface, and instagram Pluto. Anyone want to come with me?

  • 12.14.2012 8:30 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

*Teleports ship full of retards to Mars only to let them crash*

"You can thank me later."

  • 12.14.2012 8:31 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien
*He opens his eyes, looking up at the ceiling of the ship as he lays across the floor.*

By the three suns of Sanghelios!


You alright buddy? How many times do I need to save your life?
Buddy? I have no friends or brothers.

You only saved me once.


Ah no worries I call everybody that from time to time. We'll just make sure we make it to mars in...Oh we're entering the atmosphere right now.

sit tight.
You've must have been out too. We just crashed.


I'm in a different ship.

  • 12.14.2012 8:31 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Guys, I'm going to go out to the surface, and instagram Pluto. Anyone want to come with me?

I'll go just as long as you don't "Sepia" Pluto with the instagram.

  • 12.14.2012 8:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
*Teleports ship full of retards to Mars only to let them crash*

"You can thank me later."
That deosn't count. No space magic for you!

  • 12.14.2012 8:31 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak


Sweet! Time to go rogue!

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:33 PM PST]

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Posted by: PowerMan32094

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Guys, I'm going to go out to the surface, and instagram Pluto. Anyone want to come with me?

I'll go just as long as you don't "Sepia" Pluto with the instagram.
Toaster all the wayyyyyy

  • 12.14.2012 8:33 PM PDT


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
*Teleports ship full of retards to Mars only to let them crash*

"You can thank me later."

*Suddenly walks on the surface of Mars.
*Gasps*
Mission accomplished!

  • 12.14.2012 8:33 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

This is going by way too fast...

[Edited on 12.14.2012 8:35 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 8:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

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Posted by: PowerMan32094


Sweet! Time to go rogue!
That's the crew, right? If so, include me

  • 12.14.2012 8:33 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
*Teleports ship full of retards to Mars only to let them crash*

"You can thank me later."
That deosn't count. No space magic for you!

What magic? I merely created a rift in the space time continuum, allowing you to go through Slipspace, which got you to your destination in a way where you couldn't mess up.

I am no mathamagician sir.

  • 12.14.2012 8:34 PM PDT