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Subject: What can I do for you guys?


Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: mr pie123
Make me a pie.


What kind?

Every-flavor pie.


That's a tall order, but it will cost you every cent of money you have

I only have two nickles. :c

  • 12.14.2012 9:17 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight
Can I have a pony?


Close you eyes and picture a pony. That's the best I can do man :/
Ooooohhh. :(

But seriously, all I need is sleep. Let me tell you, not sleeping for two and a half weeks is not exactly what I would call fun.


What's on your mind? Like what's making it hard to sleep?
What is on my mind is that I can't frick'n sleep! I go to bed (tired, I must add), lay awake for about two hours on average, and then wake up at least ten times throughout the night. This happens about once a semester. Normally, I just suck it up, but this year it is happening around finals. Now is the time of the semester that I need to sleep most.

  • 12.14.2012 9:18 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Vien
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?


Why are your lungs so oddly shaped?
Why are certain parts on a human so small?



*Looks at pinky toe*


  • 12.14.2012 9:18 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Vien
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?


Why are your lungs so oddly shaped?
Why are certain parts on a human so small?


Why do sanghelli's mouths split into four parts?

  • 12.14.2012 9:18 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: CultMiester4000

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: CultMiester4000
i wanna be a spacema-
Posted by: BC1096
as long as its reasonable.
i want a piece of paper with 'spaceman' written on so i can tape it to my chest and pretend i'm a spaceman.


I need you to get a piece of paper and a pen, then return to your computer for further instructions
*does*
MAKE ME SPACEMAN
XD


Wait, get tape!

  • 12.14.2012 9:19 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: BC1096

Yea...you've said too much. Anyway, holding grudges isn't good.
Oh, relax. It's not like I have the tools, time, or money to do anything. They aren't even worth my effort to go after, anyway. And I know, but that never stops me if my reasons are solid.

  • 12.14.2012 9:19 PM PDT

Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

Flip a coin.

If its heads, punch yourself in the baby maker.
If its tails... Just pray its not tails.

  • 12.14.2012 9:20 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: BC1096

Why do sanghelli's mouths split into four parts?
Why do you only have two?

  • 12.14.2012 9:20 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight
Can I have a pony?


Close you eyes and picture a pony. That's the best I can do man :/
Ooooohhh. :(

But seriously, all I need is sleep. Let me tell you, not sleeping for two and a half weeks is not exactly what I would call fun.


What's on your mind? Like what's making it hard to sleep?
What is on my mind is that I can't frick'n sleep! I go to bed (tired, I must add), lay awake for about two hours on average, and then wake up at least ten times throughout the night. This happens about once a semester. Normally, I just suck it up, but this year it is happening around finals. Now is the time of the semester that I need to sleep most.


I believe that's Insomnia (is that the right word?) anyway why don't you go to a doctor to try and find out why. Are you stressed out?

  • 12.14.2012 9:20 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: Wonderbread
Flip a coin.

If its heads, punch yourself in the baby maker.
If its tails... Just pray its not tails.


It landed on the edge, what happens now?

  • 12.14.2012 9:21 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: CultMiester4000

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: CultMiester4000
i wanna be a spacema-
Posted by: BC1096
as long as its reasonable.
i want a piece of paper with 'spaceman' written on so i can tape it to my chest and pretend i'm a spaceman.


I need you to get a piece of paper and a pen, then return to your computer for further instructions
*does*
MAKE ME SPACEMAN
XD


Wait, get tape!
i...

i ate the tape.

  • 12.14.2012 9:21 PM PDT

Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Wonderbread
Flip a coin.

If its heads, punch yourself in the baby maker.
If its tails... Just pray its not tails.


It landed on the edge, what happens now?

Whats the biggest screwdriver you have?

  • 12.14.2012 9:21 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: BC1096

Why do sanghelli's mouths split into four parts?
Why do you only have two?


Actually, I had two and a half for a while because my lower left lip was torn open.


That was a good day.

  • 12.14.2012 9:22 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Wonderbread
Flip a coin.

If its heads, punch yourself in the baby maker.
If its tails... Just pray its not tails.


It landed on the edge, what happens now?
The better question...who here has flipped a coin, but was unlucky enough to actually have it land on its edge?

  • 12.14.2012 9:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Deception
If you live in Maryland, I have someone that needs to be assassinated.

Assassinated, mutilated, quite incapacitated. Eviscerated, decimated, let's make a day of it! :D
I actually live in MD. I charge $100 for an assassination. $69 if you let me keep the body.

  • 12.14.2012 9:22 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: BC1096

Why do sanghelli's mouths split into four parts?
Why do you only have two?


Why can't sanghelli count? It's obviously one

  • 12.14.2012 9:22 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: BC1096
Close you eyes and picture a pony. That's the best I can do man :/
Ooooohhh. :(

But seriously, all I need is sleep. Let me tell you, not sleeping for two and a half weeks is not exactly what I would call fun.


What's on your mind? Like what's making it hard to sleep?
What is on my mind is that I can't frick'n sleep! I go to bed (tired, I must add), lay awake for about two hours on average, and then wake up at least ten times throughout the night. This happens about once a semester. Normally, I just suck it up, but this year it is happening around finals. Now is the time of the semester that I need to sleep most.


I believe that's Insomnia (is that the right word?) anyway why don't you go to a doctor to try and find out why. Are you stressed out?
Only as much as I am every finals week. Also, I'm not sure insomnia happens in episodes. Anyone care to correct me on that?

  • 12.14.2012 9:23 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.



Posted by: CultMiester4000

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: CultMiester4000
i wanna be a spacema-
Posted by: BC1096
as long as its reasonable. [/quote]i want a piece of paper with 'spaceman' written on so i can tape it to my chest and pretend i'm a spaceman.[/quote]

I need you to get a piece of paper and a pen, then return to your computer for further instructions
*does*
MAKE ME SPACEMAN
XD


Wait, get tape!
i...

i ate the tape.


Damn. Glue?

  • 12.14.2012 9:23 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


Posted by: BC1096
Damn. Glue?
*eyes water*
*shakes head*

  • 12.14.2012 9:24 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: Wonderbread
Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Wonderbread
Flip a coin.

If its heads, punch yourself in the baby maker.
If its tails... Just pray its not tails.


It landed on the edge, what happens now?

Whats the biggest screwdriver you have?


It says the word "Big" on the side. So, now what?

  • 12.14.2012 9:24 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: BC1096

Why do sanghelli's mouths split into four parts?
Why do you only have two?


Why can't sanghelli count? It's obviously one
Riiight.

  • 12.14.2012 9:25 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Cortanas Ass

Posted by: True Deception
If you live in Maryland, I have someone that needs to be assassinated.

Assassinated, mutilated, quite incapacitated. Eviscerated, decimated, let's make a day of it! :D
I actually live in MD. I charge $100 for an assassination. $69 if you let me keep the body.
As much as i'd like to have a certain person killed, and even if you weren't kidding, i'm not about to waste that much cash on the worthless maggot.

  • 12.14.2012 9:25 PM PDT
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One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: CultMiester4000

Posted by: BC1096
Damn. Glue?
*eyes water*
*shakes head*


Oh boy. Staples?

  • 12.14.2012 9:25 PM PDT

Just need a friend.

  • 12.14.2012 9:26 PM PDT
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One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: BC1096

Why do sanghelli's mouths split into four parts?
Why do you only have two?


Why can't sanghelli count? It's obviously one
Riiight.


Leeeft

[Edited on 12.14.2012 9:26 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 9:26 PM PDT

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