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Subject: What can I do for you guys?

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


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Damn. Glue?
*eyes water*
*shakes head*


Oh boy. Staples?
i have a nail gun if that's of any use.

  • 12.14.2012 9:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: SILO 170
Just need a friend.


You called?

  • 12.14.2012 9:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: BC1096

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Posted by: Vien

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Why do sanghelli's mouths split into four parts?
Why do you only have two?


Why can't sanghelli count? It's obviously one
Riiight.


Leeeft
Wort.

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BC1096
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Posted by: CultMiester4000

Posted by: BC1096

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Posted by: BC1096
Damn. Glue?
*eyes water*
*shakes head*


Oh boy. Staples?
i have a nail gun if that's of any use.


To risky, how about stickers?

  • 12.14.2012 9:28 PM PDT

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Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
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Posted by: SILO 170
Just need a friend.
I'm here for you <3

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Posted by: Vien

Posted by: BC1096

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Posted by: BC1096

Why do sanghelli's mouths split into four parts?[/quote]Why do you only have two?[/quote]

Why can't sanghelli count? It's obviously one
Riiight.


Leeeft
Wort.


Curious, most Curious. Wort indeed

  • 12.14.2012 9:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Puma Knight

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Close you eyes and picture a pony. That's the best I can do man :/[/quote]Ooooohhh. :(

But seriously, all I need is sleep. Let me tell you, not sleeping for two and a half weeks is not exactly what I would call fun.[/quote]

What's on your mind? Like what's making it hard to sleep?
What is on my mind is that I can't frick'n sleep! I go to bed (tired, I must add), lay awake for about two hours on average, and then wake up at least ten times throughout the night. This happens about once a semester. Normally, I just suck it up, but this year it is happening around finals. Now is the time of the semester that I need to sleep most.


I believe that's Insomnia (is that the right word?) anyway why don't you go to a doctor to try and find out why. Are you stressed out?
Only as much as I am every finals week. Also, I'm not sure insomnia happens in episodes. Anyone care to correct me on that?


Idk I don't know much about it. Is there anything I can do to help calm you down?

  • 12.14.2012 9:30 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: BC1096

Curious, most Curious. Wort indeed
...

  • 12.14.2012 9:31 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


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Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight
Ooooohhh. :(

But seriously, all I need is sleep. Let me tell you, not sleeping for two and a half weeks is not exactly what I would call fun.[/quote]

What's on your mind? Like what's making it hard to sleep?[/quote]What is on my mind is that I can't frick'n sleep! I go to bed (tired, I must add), lay awake for about two hours on average, and then wake up at least ten times throughout the night. This happens about once a semester. Normally, I just suck it up, but this year it is happening around finals. Now is the time of the semester that I need to sleep most.


I believe that's Insomnia (is that the right word?) anyway why don't you go to a doctor to try and find out why. Are you stressed out?
Only as much as I am every finals week. Also, I'm not sure insomnia happens in episodes. Anyone care to correct me on that?


Idk I don't know much about it. Is there anything I can do to help calm you down?
For finals to be done with. Like I said, this semester it just happens to be during finals week. I usually have these non-sleeping episode closer to the middle of the semester.

As for medication, my roommate gave me some melatonin + L-thainine capsules that I took last night. It didn't do anything, but I'll try them again tonight since I don't have to wake up at any specific time tomorrow.

  • 12.14.2012 9:33 PM PDT


Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: SILO 170
Just need a friend.


You called?
Thanks.

  • 12.14.2012 9:34 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: SILO 170
Just need a friend.
I'm here for you <3
Much obliged.

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Posted by: Mabian
If you get a chance to talk to K-Mart, tell him Mabian misses him...

He won't remember me, but it's always nice to let a complete stranger on the internet know that you care.


Posted by: Exile78
Sir I can't help but get the sense that you don't want to really talk about this, you want to "nail" me.

Giving me $500 is reasonable.

  • 12.14.2012 9:34 PM PDT

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Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: SILO 170

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: SILO 170
Just need a friend.
I'm here for you <3
Much obliged.
Kiss me.

  • 12.14.2012 9:35 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: SILO 170

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: SILO 170
Just need a friend.
I'm here for you <3
Much obliged.
Kiss me.
Can I cut you instead?

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Posted by: Puma Knight

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Posted by: Puma Knight
Ooooohhh. :(

But seriously, all I need is sleep. Let me tell you, not sleeping for two and a half weeks is not exactly what I would call fun.[/quote]

What's on your mind? Like what's making it hard to sleep?[/quote]What is on my mind is that I can't frick'n sleep! I go to bed (tired, I must add), lay awake for about two hours on average, and then wake up at least ten times throughout the night. This happens about once a semester. Normally, I just suck it up, but this year it is happening around finals. Now is the time of the semester that I need to sleep most. [/quote]

I believe that's Insomnia (is that the right word?) anyway why don't you go to a doctor to try and find out why. Are you stressed out?[/quote]Only as much as I am every finals week. Also, I'm not sure insomnia happens in episodes. Anyone care to correct me on that?


Idk I don't know much about it. Is there anything I can do to help calm you down?
For finals to be done with. Like I said, this semester it just happens to be during finals week. I usually have these non-sleeping episode closer to the middle of the semester.

As for medication, my roommate gave me some melatonin + L-thainine capsules that I took last night. It didn't do anything, but I'll try them again tonight since I don't have to wake up at any specific time tomorrow.


Or just take two nyquils. That usually does it for me

  • 12.14.2012 9:36 PM PDT

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Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: True Deception
Can I cut you instead?
...I'm looking for a saw to cut these chains in half and all I want is
Someone to rely on as
Thunder comes a rolling down...

  • 12.14.2012 9:37 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: BC1096
What's on your mind? Like what's making it hard to sleep?[/quote]What is on my mind is that I can't frick'n sleep! I go to bed (tired, I must add), lay awake for about two hours on average, and then wake up at least ten times throughout the night. This happens about once a semester. Normally, I just suck it up, but this year it is happening around finals. Now is the time of the semester that I need to sleep most. [/quote]

I believe that's Insomnia (is that the right word?) anyway why don't you go to a doctor to try and find out why. Are you stressed out?[/quote]Only as much as I am every finals week. Also, I'm not sure insomnia happens in episodes. Anyone care to correct me on that?[/quote]

Idk I don't know much about it. Is there anything I can do to help calm you down?
For finals to be done with. Like I said, this semester it just happens to be during finals week. I usually have these non-sleeping episode closer to the middle of the semester.

As for medication, my roommate gave me some melatonin + L-thainine capsules that I took last night. It didn't do anything, but I'll try them again tonight since I don't have to wake up at any specific time tomorrow.


Or just take two nyquils. That usually does it for me
Trust me, that was my first solution. No dice.

  • 12.14.2012 9:37 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: SILO 170

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: SILO 170
Just need a friend.
I'm here for you <3
Much obliged.
Kiss me.
Woah now. I wasn't headed down that road.

  • 12.14.2012 9:37 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: True Deception
Can I cut you instead?
...I'm looking for a saw to cut these chains in half and all I want is
Someone to rely on as
Thunder comes a rolling down...
I don't know about a saw, but I have a knife. And I don't know about chains, but i'll slice your flesh.

  • 12.14.2012 9:37 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: True Deception
I don't know about a saw, but I have a knife. And I don't know about chains, but i'll slice your flesh.
That's a weird fetish you have there.

  • 12.14.2012 9:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Puma Knight

Posted by: BC1096
What's on your mind? Like what's making it hard to sleep?[/quote]What is on my mind is that I can't frick'n sleep! I go to bed (tired, I must add), lay awake for about two hours on average, and then wake up at least ten times throughout the night. This happens about once a semester. Normally, I just suck it up, but this year it is happening around finals. Now is the time of the semester that I need to sleep most. [/quote]

I believe that's Insomnia (is that the right word?) anyway why don't you go to a doctor to try and find out why. Are you stressed out?[/quote]Only as much as I am every finals week. Also, I'm not sure insomnia happens in episodes. Anyone care to correct me on that?[/quote]

Idk I don't know much about it. Is there anything I can do to help calm you down?
For finals to be done with. Like I said, this semester it just happens to be during finals week. I usually have these non-sleeping episode closer to the middle of the semester.

As for medication, my roommate gave me some melatonin + L-thainine capsules that I took last night. It didn't do anything, but I'll try them again tonight since I don't have to wake up at any specific time tomorrow.


Or just take two nyquils. That usually does it for me
Trust me, that was my first solution. No dice.


Take a warm shower and drink tea or warm milk, that should help too. If that doesn't work I don't know. I'm trying my hardest to help you, but this is out of my expertise.

  • 12.14.2012 9:40 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: True Deception
I don't know about a saw, but I have a knife. And I don't know about chains, but i'll slice your flesh.
That's a weird fetish you have there.
It's not a fetish, i'm just in the mood to hurt people right now. Residual anger and hatred from the other night, i'm afraid.

  • 12.14.2012 9:41 PM PDT
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IM THE DEVEL

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Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

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Posted by: Wonderbread
Flip a coin.

If its heads, punch yourself in the baby maker.
If its tails... Just pray its not tails.


It landed on the edge, what happens now?

Whats the biggest screwdriver you have?


It says the word "Big" on the side. So, now what?

I want you to go to a door in your house, preferably one made out of wood. Other materials will work but I found wood has the most effect. If you don't have any doors than you can steal someone elses, they'll thank you later.

Take your screwdriver and use it to unscrew the hinges from the wall. This will free the door and allow you to move it. If you need a guide to do this check Youtube. Make sure you keep the screws. You should now remove the door knob from your door, if you leave it on it will get in the way.

Now, this next part is important. I need you to find a place with a slight incline, 5 to 10 degrees is what I like to call "The Golden Zone" but anything below 20 degrees should work. It is also preferable that it be soft ground. Things like Concrete will not work.

Lay the door flat on the ground, making sure that the top of the door(The part that was closest to the ceiling) is facing up the incline. Now you should go get your lady friend, if you don't have one then pay for one, we won't judge. I want you to lay her down on the door and take her to pound town. THIS NEXT PART IS VITAL, DON'T MESS IT UP! When you climax I want you to take the screws from the doors hinges and throw them in her face.

I like to call this, Door Knobbing. You're welcome.

  • 12.14.2012 9:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Wonderbread
Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: Wonderbread
Flip a coin.

If its heads, punch yourself in the baby maker.
If its tails... Just pray its not tails.[/quote]

It landed on the edge, what happens now?[/quote]
Whats the biggest screwdriver you have?


It says the word "Big" on the side. So, now what?

I want you to go to a door in your house, preferably one made out of wood. Other materials will work but I found wood has the most effect. If you don't have any doors than you can steal someone elses, they'll thank you later.

Take your screwdriver and use it to unscrew the hinges from the wall. This will free the door and allow you to move it. If you need a guide to do this check Youtube. Make sure you keep the screws. You should now remove the door knob from your door, if you leave it on it will get in the way.

Now, this next part is important. I need you to find a place with a slight incline, 5 to 10 degrees is what I like to call "The Golden Zone" but anything below 20 degrees should work. It is also preferable that it be soft ground. Things like Concrete will not work.

Lay the door flat on the ground, making sure that the top of the door(The part that was closest to the ceiling) is facing up the incline. Now you should go get your lady friend, if you don't have one then pay for one, we won't judge. I want you to lay her down on the door and take her to pound town. THIS NEXT PART IS VITAL, DON'T MESS IT UP! When you climax I want you to take the screws from the doors hinges and throw them in her face.

I like to call this, Door Knobbing. You're welcome.


Uhh....thanks?

  • 12.14.2012 9:43 PM PDT

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