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One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.
Posted by: Wonderbread
Posted by: BC1096
Posted by: Wonderbread
Flip a coin.
If its heads, punch yourself in the baby maker.
If its tails... Just pray its not tails.[/quote]
It landed on the edge, what happens now?[/quote]
Whats the biggest screwdriver you have?
It says the word "Big" on the side. So, now what?
I want you to go to a door in your house, preferably one made out of wood. Other materials will work but I found wood has the most effect. If you don't have any doors than you can steal someone elses, they'll thank you later.
Take your screwdriver and use it to unscrew the hinges from the wall. This will free the door and allow you to move it. If you need a guide to do this check Youtube. Make sure you keep the screws. You should now remove the door knob from your door, if you leave it on it will get in the way.
Now, this next part is important. I need you to find a place with a slight incline, 5 to 10 degrees is what I like to call "The Golden Zone" but anything below 20 degrees should work. It is also preferable that it be soft ground. Things like Concrete will not work.
Lay the door flat on the ground, making sure that the top of the door(The part that was closest to the ceiling) is facing up the incline. Now you should go get your lady friend, if you don't have one then pay for one, we won't judge. I want you to lay her down on the door and take her to pound town. THIS NEXT PART IS VITAL, DON'T MESS IT UP! When you climax I want you to take the screws from the doors hinges and throw them in her face.
I like to call this, Door Knobbing. You're welcome.
Uhh....thanks?