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Subject: UNSC & Covenant vs The Borg

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Poll: UNSC & Covenant vs The Borg  [closed]
Sir, finishing this fight!:  57%
(20 Votes)
Resistance is Futile!:  43%
(15 Votes)
Total Votes: 35

WWII Russia is taking a nap when the Borg suddenly attack the Haloverse!

This is a pre-Halo Covenant and UNSC. So both forces are at 100%. And they will cooperate completely, with the Spartans leading ground ops, nd the Sangheili leading space battles.

They are fighting 100 Borg cubes. The Borg have the ability to assimilate all parties involved, and their shields are as effective against plasma as phaser fire and photon torpedoes.

Who wins?

  • 12.14.2012 9:06 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

The writers.

  • 12.14.2012 9:06 PM PDT

I don't know what the Borg is so Deadpool

  • 12.14.2012 9:07 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Master Chief wins.
/thread

  • 12.14.2012 9:08 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I should have known better and put a never watched Star Trek option...

  • 12.14.2012 9:10 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
I should have known better and put a never watched Star Trek option...


Never watched Star Trek = Never had a childhood. Looks like some people in here have some caching up to do.

  • 12.14.2012 9:13 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

The Borg are basically just mechanised Flood with more intelligence.

so them.

  • 12.14.2012 9:13 PM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

The Borg's ability to adapt is just insane. I don't see how the UNSC and Covenant could possibly beat them.

  • 12.14.2012 9:14 PM PDT

I win, you lose, get over it!


Posted by: Marinade
The Borg's ability to adapt is just insane. I don't see how the UNSC and Covenant could possibly beat them.


Species 8472

  • 12.14.2012 9:27 PM PDT
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The UNSC and Covenant's technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

A Borg Cube could take a dozen Super MAC shots and still keep going.

[Edited on 12.14.2012 9:33 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 9:32 PM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

Posted by: Octaian
Posted by: Marinade
The Borg's ability to adapt is just insane. I don't see how the UNSC and Covenant could possibly beat them.


Species 8472

Yes what about them? Sure they had a weird generic makeup that made them unable to be assimilated. Last I checked neither the UNSC or the Covenant has Species 8472 on their side.

  • 12.14.2012 9:32 PM PDT

I win, you lose, get over it!


Posted by: Marinade
Posted by: Octaian
Posted by: Marinade
The Borg's ability to adapt is just insane. I don't see how the UNSC and Covenant could possibly beat them.


Species 8472

Yes what about them? Sure they had a weird generic makeup that made them unable to be assimilated. Last I checked neither the UNSC or the Covenant has Species 8472 on their side.


Plothole: UNSC uses Forerunner Tech to open rift to Fluidic Space.

  • 12.14.2012 9:48 PM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.


Posted by: Octaian
Posted by: Marinade
Posted by: Octaian
Posted by: Marinade
The Borg's ability to adapt is just insane. I don't see how the UNSC and Covenant could possibly beat them.


Species 8472

Yes what about them? Sure they had a weird generic makeup that made them unable to be assimilated. Last I checked neither the UNSC or the Covenant has Species 8472 on their side.


Plothole: UNSC uses Forerunner Tech to open rift to Fluidic Space.

So then Species 8472 well wipe the UNSC and Covenant out instead.

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And then Odin showed up an stomped all over everything.

  • 12.14.2012 10:00 PM PDT
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Without Forerunner technology, they would not have much of a chance against the Borg.

  • 12.14.2012 10:07 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Halo-verse. The Borg can't be that much worse than the Flood.

  • 12.14.2012 10:09 PM PDT

You need triple digit megatons to put a dent in a borg cube. that's something the lower races of Halo simply don't have.

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Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
Halo-verse. The Borg can't be that much worse than the Flood.


Of course they can be. Quite a few things in fiction that assimilate others make the flood look like the common cold.

  • 12.14.2012 10:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
Halo-verse. The Borg can't be that much worse than the Flood.
They can assimilate and enhance other species' technology far beyond it's original capabilities. If they assimilated one UNSC AI, they would be able to counter every weapon the UNSC had. Even Super MACs or NOVA bombs would be useless.

Not to mention that their transwarp drives basically make them exponentially faster than either the Covenant or the UNSC.

And they can beam drones through raised shields.

[Edited on 12.14.2012 10:17 PM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 10:16 PM PDT
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The Borg would roflstomp the UNSC and the Covies.

  • 12.14.2012 10:22 PM PDT