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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.
Posted by: Zanir
Vampires aren't supposed to be teenage heartthrobs, they're supposed to be dark, terrifying, unholy, blood-sucking creatures.
I actually like it when stories take inherently evil creatures and make them either relatable or just a different kind of person (naturally, 99% of the characters are incredibly xenophobic towards them even though they're actually all right), but Twilight goes too far and makes the vampires immune to sunlight and not even really require blood. You don't get to make your cake, sell it, then eat it yourself. The traditional vampire weaknesses help make them interesting so they're not just straight up super humans, which is what the Twilight "vampires" are.