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Subject: So apparently I strip in my sleep

I'm the Almighty Breadstick

Your arms are committing mutiny.
You must cut them off and make an example of them by parade them through the streets.

  • 12.15.2012 8:04 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

I wouldn't worry too much.

Especially if the tips are good. Finding a couple of bucks slipped into your waistband every morning is tax-free income.

  • 12.15.2012 8:07 AM PDT

Posted by: Commander Santa
I went to Google and typed in "fat people keyboards."
All I saw pretty much was an advice column and fat jokes. :(
I do not think they make them.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Well..


Posted by: italian templar
Works for everything
Posted by: BS411
Duct tape.


And, if it doesn't, just use more.

  • 12.15.2012 8:11 AM PDT

I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

Unjust bans on the main forums: 10
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Lay off the booze.

  • 12.15.2012 8:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: NSCLord
Lay off the booze.
I don't drink

  • 12.15.2012 8:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
I wouldn't worry too much.

Especially if the tips are good. Finding a couple of bucks slipped into your waistband every morning is tax-free income.
damn it :/ thats why there is money in my bed when I wake up

  • 12.15.2012 8:15 AM PDT

I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

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Posted by: La Petite Morte

Posted by: NSCLord
Lay off the booze.
I don't drink

Lay off the weed.

  • 12.15.2012 8:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: NSCLord

Posted by: La Petite Morte

Posted by: NSCLord
Lay off the booze.
I don't drink

Lay off the weed.
I don't do drugs either

  • 12.15.2012 8:18 AM PDT

We mouth the vilest sacrament
And adhere to these tacit skirmishes
All for one day ideal and saffron-drenched
We ate each other's hearts out of serving dishes

I don't see why that's a problem, unless people really don't understand the value of privacy in your place of residence.

  • 12.15.2012 8:34 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Tape...lots of tape.

  • 12.15.2012 8:36 AM PDT

Better luck next time buddy.

I don't see the problem in sleeping clothes-less, except if that implies awkward moments with other family members.

If you really dislike it that much, putting on extra clothing could prevent you from doing it. If not well, I wish you good luck on finding a solution since I'm no expert in this.

  • 12.15.2012 8:41 AM PDT

Ahh another shirt added to the collection.

  • 12.15.2012 8:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: Studness4
Ahh another shirt added to the collection.
-_-

  • 12.15.2012 8:55 AM PDT

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss


Posted by: BS411
Duct tape.

Fixes every problem.

[Edited on 12.15.2012 8:55 AM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 8:55 AM PDT

I sometimes do that when I'm restless; I'll wake up in the middle of the night without my underpants on and I have to struggle to put them back on because it's difficult to do when you're more than just half asleep. It's really annoying when it happens...

  • 12.15.2012 8:58 AM PDT

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