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Subject: A nuke has landed on your street but it didn't go off...

Piss on it.

  • 12.15.2012 8:26 AM PDT

What? People read these?

Use my 20 Explosive skill to disarm it.

  • 12.15.2012 8:26 AM PDT

Better luck next time buddy.

Drop it in the middle of the ocean...
that would imply getting a private jet but I believe preventing diseases from the radiation would be worth it.

  • 12.15.2012 8:36 AM PDT

The Snow Leopard's wisdom includes: Understanding one's shadow-side; trusting one's inner-self; agility; strength; the ability to stalk; understanding the power of silence.

I'd get violently ill from exposure to high levels of radiation, obviously. Even if a nuclear weapon didn't detonate upon impact, it would still rupture and contaminate the area.

  • 12.15.2012 8:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: xBADMAGIKx
Leave the state because most likely it is leaking radiation.

  • 12.15.2012 8:41 AM PDT

It's a'me, Sesto

Uh, nothing, as the government would take care of it...

  • 12.15.2012 8:44 AM PDT
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Find a tower miles away, offer to blow it for some rich guy for a nice amount of money, rig it to blow, head back to the tower, and enjoy a cup of tea as we watch it blow apart the whole town. Hopefully it'll get rid of that annoying -blam!- that works at the local general store to.

  • 12.15.2012 8:45 AM PDT

Sit on it.

  • 12.15.2012 8:46 AM PDT

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss


Posted by: underwaterCOMIX
Take a picture with it, like a moron.

  • 12.15.2012 8:47 AM PDT

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