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Subject: What would the US Gov. Do if aliens arrived?

"You are the last of your kind: bred for combat, built for war. You're the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy"

Attempt to communicate, if they show anything other than peace. Kill them.

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We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand and of overwhelming force on the other.

The US Govt.

Posted by: DEADPAN7809
not stupid.


Doohohohhoohohho

  • 12.15.2012 9:27 AM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein


Posted by: DEADPAN7809
Honestly? Attempt to communicate.

We're not stupid.

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"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Secretary of Defense: "Mr. President, an alien ship has appeared in the sky!"

President: "THIS IS NEW AND STRANGE TO ME, KILL IT WITH BULLETS!"

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Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
Provide incentives for American men to mate with their women and gain their trust.

We don't need an incentive.

OT: Communicate? Even a... I could figure that out.

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Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Try communicating, and if that fails. Nuke em' if it's safe.

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Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.

Borrow money from them.

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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

Deny the aliens even exist

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Astronomy FTW

Tubas Represent!

There's a whole system in place that will be used if we encounter alien life.

I'm pretty sure that the U.S. would follow that system, and not start randomly shooting.

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Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Pixel's Steps to love the aliens.

Step 1: Talk to the alien.
2: Eat with the alien.
3. Travel with the alien, show it around your earth.
4: Sleep with the alien.
5: Kill the alien.
6: Become the alien.

  • 12.15.2012 10:12 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: duncan16
Let's assume the aliens are somewhat friendly and would not attack unless provoked. If they did attack however, they have a vastly superior military. When they arrive, they appear in orbit with a huge ship that everyone can see clearly.

What would the US do?


Hide under their desks. Because we all know how desks makes us invincible.

  • 12.15.2012 10:12 AM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Make allies.

  • 12.15.2012 10:13 AM PDT

Have a tea party obviously.

WITH DRONES

  • 12.15.2012 10:14 AM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


Posted by: I Em I Raptor
The US Govt.

Posted by: DEADPAN7809
not stupid.


Doohohohhoohohho
It would be dumb to fight a species that can travel the universe. Their tech would be far superior.

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Nothing will happen cause they won't be able to do anything.

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Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

Call in Will Smith.

  • 12.15.2012 10:25 AM PDT

I'd like to think it would go down like it did in the X-Files.

  • 12.15.2012 10:30 AM PDT

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE


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Posted by: shadowknight566
I'm pretty sure no one in their right minds


We're talking about the government here.


*ba dum tssshhh*

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Swamp gas.

  • 12.15.2012 10:33 AM PDT
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I like games and music

Am I the only one thinking about District 9?

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Gimme 20 taters!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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