"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."
"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."
"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."
Secretary of Defense: "Mr. President, an alien ship has appeared in the sky!"
President: "THIS IS NEW AND STRANGE TO ME, KILL IT WITH BULLETS!"
[Edited on 12.15.2012 9:30 AM PST]