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Subject: Pregnant Cortana?
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what was that thing about her having a fetus inside her?

  • 07.05.2006 6:02 AM PDT
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WTFC?

Alternatively:

WTFC?

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  • 07.05.2006 6:04 AM PDT
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I saw a pic of it somewhere, there was a post about it too. But yeah, theres a fetus (or something that looks like one) in a freeze frame.

  • 07.05.2006 6:05 AM PDT
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[blink] WTFW-are you talking about?

  • 07.05.2006 6:06 AM PDT
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lol i got a though of her in her lifesize form and the MC is poking at it (or through it)

  • 07.05.2006 6:08 AM PDT
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LoL

we found out that the frame of the "fetus" wasnt actually her stomach

it was mistaken that we could see cortana's body frame, but it turned out to be her face, so the fetus was prolly her nose or something

which has me asking: why on earth would cortana be preggers?

  • 07.05.2006 6:09 AM PDT
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[cough] I need some serious clerification here.....Or is the universe starting to tear at its own seams?

  • 07.05.2006 6:09 AM PDT
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i know. but the idea gives great laughs. its neat how she changes through the games. the first one her animations were, lets say 'lacking', the second one had more updates and she looked more realistic, and the third one she looks like a live action character

  • 07.05.2006 6:14 AM PDT
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What is the childs name? Has she thought of one? We should throw her a baby shower, I will get her, a crib......yes.

  • 07.05.2006 6:15 AM PDT
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How could she be pregnant; unless she was doing something with the MC besides monitoring his vitals and giving him waypoints.

  • 07.05.2006 6:17 AM PDT
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computer programs dont get pregnant lol

  • 07.05.2006 6:17 AM PDT
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shure they can. just copy, paste, srink.....or somehting in that order

  • 07.05.2006 6:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: Hot Sauce 147
How could she be pregnant; unless she was doing something with the MC besides monitoring his vitals and giving him waypoints.


gravemind......

  • 07.05.2006 6:24 AM PDT
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Carrots.

AI don't have genitals, and even if they did, it would be impossible for them to even go to the washroom let alone re-produce. Cortana or no other AI has a need to reproduce either, Cortanas there to help, not spawn a blue baby.

  • 07.05.2006 7:07 AM PDT
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Cortana was made from the brain tissue of Dr Hazley. Maybe...the Doc has something to do with it.

  • 07.05.2006 7:20 AM PDT
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Carrots.

Posted by: DSHiSTaH
HA

I can SEE it kicking!

HA

...nah. its an AI... maybe... 2552.... vurtual... sex machine... hmm... dam you for getting things in my head!!


Don't...you...wish...you...had...a..space...bar.

MOVING ON, Semen and sperm cells are only found in living things, not Artificial inteligances, and they're impossible to re-produce in a virtual invironment, I mean... they would be possible, but its not like the male can even produce sperm cells since someone needs to constantly be upgrading him since males make a bazzilion sperm cells a day and a bazzlilion die every day so... yeah...

  • 07.05.2006 7:37 AM PDT
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what the cortana can't get pregenant because she's a computer program it is impossible so how can you say this the very fabric of space time and the universe is being riped apart

  • 07.05.2006 7:46 AM PDT
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I just have one thing to say, and I'm surprised noone else has said it.

BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!

  • 07.05.2006 7:56 AM PDT
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unless she was made pregnant

  • 07.05.2006 8:01 AM PDT
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People thought that they could see a fetus in her stomach,but it turned out to be her face. She is not preggers.

  • 07.05.2006 8:07 AM PDT
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Preggers?

  • 07.05.2006 8:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: DiabIo Wrath
Preggers?


preggers= hilarious way to say pregnant

  • 07.05.2006 8:12 AM PDT

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