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Subject: What do we do to stop Captain Planet?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Here we introduce the green menace

Now we see what happens...

...when he goes to far

What shall we do?

  • 12.15.2012 11:03 AM PDT
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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

I was expecting Ted Turner.

  • 12.15.2012 11:05 AM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

Woodpeckers.

  • 12.15.2012 11:19 AM PDT

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""

To stop Captain Planet, all we need to do is send him to China.

  • 12.15.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

Pollute...

  • 12.15.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: MongotheRed
Woodpeckers.
So far, they have been the only thing that has shown him any weakness.

  • 12.15.2012 11:21 AM PDT

Death before Dishonour.

The Floodonian Army


Posted by: chronicaddict420
I was expecting Ted Turner.

  • 12.15.2012 11:23 AM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: MongotheRed
Woodpeckers.
So far, they have been the only thing that has shown him any weakness.


We could also nuke him. The radiation might get to him.

  • 12.15.2012 11:23 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Posted by: Captain Planet

Posted by: MongotheRed

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: MongotheRed
Woodpeckers.
So far, they have been the only thing that has shown him any weakness.


We could also nuke him. The radiation might get to him.


How are you going to do that when you are a tree?

*turns MongotheRed into a tree*

  • 12.15.2012 11:24 AM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

We need woodpeckers. Lots of woodpeckers.

  • 12.15.2012 11:31 AM PDT

Galactus.

  • 12.15.2012 11:41 AM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."

We need the aid of Gaea's most powerful off-spring!

The Mighty Thor!

  • 12.15.2012 12:03 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Xd00999
We need woodpeckers. Lots of woodpeckers.
I'll get the net.

  • 12.15.2012 1:34 PM PDT
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Easy. We summon Captain Pollution, the evil Chinese commie villain!

  • 12.15.2012 1:49 PM PDT