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Okay guys, so I have a problem with my best friend. My friend had been dealing with financial problems, but was offered a job opportunity in France, so he had to leave our native Italy for a few years. He recently came back from France and now he is acting strange. He has been causing trouble with this guy named Mark and seeing another women, but he is married. He even decided to adopt his nephew for some reason.

All I want to do with him is head down to the local race track, maybe go to the stadium and catch a fight or head on down to the aqueducts and talk the -blam!-.

Me and some of my other friends are going to confront him tomorrow, but I feel like this may end up with him seeing me as stabbing him in the back. Any idea on what I should say to my friend Julius?

  • 12.15.2012 12:25 PM PDT

...seriously?

  • 12.15.2012 12:26 PM PDT
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Did I just unknowingly read an abridged version of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar"?

  • 12.15.2012 12:28 PM PDT

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Don't do that?

  • 12.15.2012 12:28 PM PDT

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I don't get the reference

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Oh, I get it. It's a reference to Orange Julius.

I like smoothies.

  • 12.15.2012 12:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ankrow
Did I just unknowingly read an abridged version of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar"?

  • 12.15.2012 12:29 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

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  • 12.15.2012 12:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ankrow
Did I just unknowingly read an abridged version of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar"?

...how did I not catch that, that's genious.

  • 12.15.2012 12:31 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

I've never been a fan of Shakespeare, but I can tell just by your vernacular that you're not Italian.

  • 12.15.2012 12:34 PM PDT