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Well you see, one time I was at an amusement park with a couple of buddies. We were on an attraction when I feel the sudden urge to pee, so after the ride I asked my buddies to wait for me while I looked around for a restroom. Man I really had to run, because I could barely hold myself!
Eventually, I reached the promised restroom. I could swear I heard angelic choruses sing as I busted through the door and found the nearest bowl. Just as I zipped down my pants, I lost all control and let loose a golden stream of urine which cascaded against the toilet bowl and drenched the entire restroom in pee.
Everything was covered in a golden shower: pipes became yellow; panicking people were swept away by the tide, and I myself was drenched from head to toe in skid marks. Desperate and disgusted, I tried to find enough paper to clean myself but lost my balance and fell into a pool of urine. As if things could not get any worse, spaghetti started falling out of my pocket.