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Subject: ITT: We pretend this is high school

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: NinjaLord77

I'm pregnant

Who did this to me?




Who didn't!?

  • 12.15.2012 4:12 PM PDT

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!

  • 12.15.2012 4:12 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

(I'll be a teacher.)

Today class, we will be learning about the human anatomy for once.
May I have a male or female volunteer?

  • 12.15.2012 4:12 PM PDT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: NinjaLord77

I'm pregnant

Who did this to me?




Who didn't!?


I'm a 15 year old girl who wants attention. Think I remember who I sleep with?

  • 12.15.2012 4:13 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

I usually get in trouble for having my headphones in AFTER class ended -____-

FTP, Ramones for life

  • 12.15.2012 4:14 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: NinjaLord77

I'm pregnant

Who did this to me?




Who didn't!?


I'm a 15 year old girl who wants attention. Think I remember who I sleep with?


I sure do!

  • 12.15.2012 4:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Spirit of Ember
I'm the kid who hangs out in the hallways and is always high and trying to sell marijuana for a couple of bucks.


Like I said before...anyone...got a spare lighter?

  • 12.15.2012 4:15 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: Spirit of Ember
I'm the kid who hangs out in the hallways and is always high and trying to sell marijuana for a couple of bucks.


Like I said before...anyone...got a spare lighter?


I have a flashlight, oh wait no...this is a fleshlight. Sorry about that.

  • 12.15.2012 4:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: Spirit of Ember
I'm the kid who hangs out in the hallways and is always high and trying to sell marijuana for a couple of bucks.


Like I said before...anyone...got a spare lighter?

I walk up to him.

"You differentiate between strains?"

  • 12.15.2012 4:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: Spirit of Ember
I'm the kid who hangs out in the hallways and is always high and trying to sell marijuana for a couple of bucks.


Like I said before...anyone...got a spare lighter?

I walk up to him.

"You differentiate between strains?"

Wha? Man, I don't understand none of that mumbo-jumbo...just relax and have some weed, man....it's natural...only 3 bucks...

  • 12.15.2012 4:18 PM PDT


Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
The guy that nobody notices.
Hey buddy! I notice that you were the only one not to give me their lunch money today. So fork it over, unless you want to be like that other nerd in the locker over there.

*Points to F3nrix*

  • 12.15.2012 4:19 PM PDT

'cuts himself' Aaah whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

  • 12.15.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: Spirit of Ember
I'm the kid who hangs out in the hallways and is always high and trying to sell marijuana for a couple of bucks.


Like I said before...anyone...got a spare lighter?

I walk up to him.

"You differentiate between strains?"

Wha? Man, I don't understand none of that mumbo-jumbo...just relax and have some weed, man....it's natural...only 3 bucks...
I slam him against his locker.

"Man, is yo sh­it indica or sativa?"

  • 12.15.2012 4:20 PM PDT

Roll tide

Posted by: darthnazgul
Posted by: Mike_Bson
Posted by: darthnazgul
See the rapist.
I don't like rap.

*facepalm*

I'm the 17 year old on a fifth grade reading level

  • 12.15.2012 4:20 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: l Supertramp l

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
The guy that nobody notices.
Hey buddy! I notice that you were the only one not to give me their lunch money today. So fork it over, unless you want to be like that other nerd in the locker over there.

*Points to F3nrix*



You leave em alone ya big bully!

*a series of non effective slaps*

  • 12.15.2012 4:21 PM PDT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: l Supertramp l

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
The guy that nobody notices.
Hey buddy! I notice that you were the only one not to give me their lunch money today. So fork it over, unless you want to be like that other nerd in the locker over there.

*Points to F3nrix*



You leave em alone ya big bully!

*a series of non effective slaps*
Ooh, that really hurts me.

*Stuffs in locker*

  • 12.15.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: l Supertramp l

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: l Supertramp l

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
The guy that nobody notices.
Hey buddy! I notice that you were the only one not to give me their lunch money today. So fork it over, unless you want to be like that other nerd in the locker over there.

*Points to F3nrix*



You leave em alone ya big bully!

*a series of non effective slaps*
Ooh, that really hurts me.

*Stuffs in locker*


DIDJA HEAR THAT GUYS! I REALLY HURT HIM!

Woooooo!

*Gasp*

Oh darn where did I leave my inhaler?

  • 12.15.2012 4:25 PM PDT

Im the teacher that blows his brains out

  • 12.15.2012 4:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Garem
I slam him against his locker.

"Man, is yo sh­it indica or sativa?"

Yo, get the fu­ck off of me, man!

*Blows smoke into Garem's face*

[Edited on 12.15.2012 4:32 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 4:30 PM PDT


Posted by: BanjoKazooie0

Posted by: l Supertramp l
I'm the cool weightlifting jock who sticks the nerds in lockers.

I'm the jock that hangs out with Supertramp and i laugh and i agree to wathever he says and does
I'm the superjock who pushes the normal jocks into their lockers


*pushes supertramp and banjo into their lockers*

  • 12.15.2012 4:31 PM PDT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: l Supertramp l

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: l Supertramp l

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
The guy that nobody notices.
Hey buddy! I notice that you were the only one not to give me their lunch money today. So fork it over, unless you want to be like that other nerd in the locker over there.

*Points to F3nrix*



You leave em alone ya big bully!

*a series of non effective slaps*
Ooh, that really hurts me.

*Stuffs in locker*


DIDJA HEAR THAT GUYS! I REALLY HURT HIM!

Woooooo!

*Gasp*

Oh darn where did I leave my inhaler?
Here. *Throws inhaler at Fluffball*

  • 12.15.2012 4:31 PM PDT

"Only a fool dismisses something outside of his realm of experience as an impossibility"

Find me at
Youtube
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Xbox Live
Xfire

*walks into class*

*puts on headphones with hoodie*

*teacher asks me a question*

Me: WHAT!?

[Edited on 12.15.2012 4:37 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Posted by: Garem
I slam him against his locker.

"Man, is yo sh­it indica or sativa?"

Yo, get the fu­ck off of me, man!

*Blows smoke into Garem's face*

I pull out my knife and raise it to his throat.

"You blow smoke into my face, you blow smoke into all the Tunnel Snakes' faces!"

[Edited on 12.15.2012 4:38 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 4:37 PM PDT


Posted by: DaViDlIkEsPiE2

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0

Posted by: l Supertramp l
I'm the cool weightlifting jock who sticks the nerds in lockers.

I'm the jock that hangs out with Supertramp and i laugh and i agree to wathever he says and does
I'm the superjock who pushes the normal jocks into their lockers


*pushes supertramp and banjo into their lockers*
You big bully!

  • 12.15.2012 4:39 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

*Calls cops

  • 12.15.2012 4:39 PM PDT

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