Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
Posted by: Zanir
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Garem
"I plan on saving us. I'm on the brink of an anti-zombie discovery."
I have an anti-zombie discovery right here, *taps sword* pretty damn fun I've gotta say. Speaking of zombies, seen any around? I just love seeing their heads lop off like bottle tops.
Oh and check this out, the head still makes noises afterward too. I've got one on my belt, named him nibbles. Ain't he adorable?
Wouldn't that sword just dull? Or break?
Nah, the metal is adimantium and the blade is plasma. Got it back when I used to be part of some crazy super soldier program.
Problem is, the wars ended and we just got kicked out. Most of us became guns for hire or bounty hunters, really neat that they let us keep all the stuff they gave us.
Or at least I did, secret to stealing extremely classified government property; walk out of the building as if it's yours.