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Subject: Just saw Red Dawn (2012).

This movie sucked balls in itself! Compared to the old movie it just sucks.
Moments that stuck out:
*Purple Ford Neon with a mini-gun at the end.
*Black kid with tracking device is never seen after he is left to fight the Koreans alone.
*Chris Hemsworth sudden and cheap death.
*Everybody seems to be showered and groomed while in the woods.
*The Korean captain hardly has any lines.
*Josh Pecks performance just sucked balls!
*They never achieve anything except getting a radio.
*Their hideout at the end is the worst place for them as their in a second story room in a building in the middle of town filled with Koreans.

  • 12.15.2012 5:07 PM PDT

The first Red Dawn was awful but it was that kind of awful that made it good.

[Edited on 12.15.2012 5:08 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 5:08 PM PDT
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  • 12.15.2012 5:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
The first Red Dawn was awful but it was that kind of awful that made it good.


Pretty much this. It was so bad that it's good.

  • 12.15.2012 5:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
The first Red Dawn was awful but it was that kind of awful that made it good.
Well I laugh a lot at the remake but the old movie was at least a good movie to some degree.

  • 12.15.2012 5:10 PM PDT
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North Korea is invading! INVADING!!!!

  • 12.15.2012 5:10 PM PDT

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That's why I decided not to see it. The original holds a special place for me, and I don't want the modern Hollywood machine to take a squat over one of my favorite movies.

  • 12.15.2012 5:11 PM PDT
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"I miss Call of Duty Modern Warfare."-Random black kid

"DUDE! WE'RE LIVING CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE!"-guy from Hunger Games

I laughed so hard it hurt.

[Edited on 12.15.2012 5:13 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 5:13 PM PDT


Posted by: The Pizza Bunny
"I miss Call of Duty Modern Warfare."-Random black kid

"DUDE! WE'RE LIVING CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE!"-guy from Hunger Games

I laughed so hard it hurt.
Random black kid disappears at the end of the movie which adds to the suckiness of this movie.

  • 12.15.2012 5:15 PM PDT


Posted by: The Pizza Bunny
"I miss Call of Duty Modern Warfare."-Random black kid

"DUDE! WE'RE LIVING CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE!"-guy from Hunger Games

I laughed so hard it hurt.

  • 12.15.2012 5:15 PM PDT
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F0ck the police

Red Dawn was a bit too patriotic. Come on, trained russian soldiers vs civilians with guns?

  • 12.15.2012 5:16 PM PDT
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They could have just re-released the original Red Dawn, which would have cost them next to nothing, and it would have made them more money than the remake.

I don't think the remake broke even.

  • 12.15.2012 5:17 PM PDT
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Paroday will be missed :(

September 27th 2009

The movie was so terribly bad that it was enjoyable. It wasn't on a Mega Piranha or Two Headed Shark Attack level of bad but good but it was still god damn hilarious.

  • 12.15.2012 5:22 PM PDT