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"Hey baybay im gonna take you, DOWN TOWN.

Post yours.

  • 12.15.2012 5:38 PM PDT
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Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

  • 12.15.2012 5:39 PM PDT

If I were to re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

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"Please hold my drink while I go for a -blam!-."

  • 12.15.2012 5:39 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

I Wort wort wort you.

  • 12.15.2012 5:39 PM PDT
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To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

Pick up lines are for beta losers.

  • 12.15.2012 5:40 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

  • 12.15.2012 5:40 PM PDT

So Says Shadroxon.

"You're fat."

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Congratulations. You're literate!

"I'm a billionaire. Want to go back to my place?"

Note: Only has a 100% success rate if you are a billionaire.

  • 12.15.2012 5:40 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.

  • 12.15.2012 5:40 PM PDT
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"Hey"

  • 12.15.2012 5:41 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

How much does a fat polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice!

  • 12.15.2012 5:41 PM PDT

Welcome.
You have just entered my mind. Please sign the contract before continuing further into this black hole to acknowledge I am not at fault if any mental/physical damage is caused to you whilst viewing my history. If any damage to yourself is caused, please call your whaambulance for advice.

I farted.

  • 12.15.2012 5:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.



Lulz. Best one yet

  • 12.15.2012 5:41 PM PDT