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Subject: I lol at people who 'want' a zombie apocalypse

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

When I found out there are actually people who think it would be 'awesome' to have a zombie apocalypse, I was amused. They seem to think that having a 'zombie plan' would help them out. Now, last time I checked, during a zombie apocalypse, the vast majority of human life is gone, replaced by zombies. What makes you think you're going to be the slim few who survive? The odds are way against you.
"Avoid cities! I know where to go for food and weapons! People not from the internet won't stand a chance!" Where do people come up with such ridiculous and laughable ideas?

  • 12.15.2012 5:48 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

I love The Walking Dead, but I don't "want" a zombie apocalypse. That's dumb.

  • 12.15.2012 5:48 PM PDT
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If I HAD to choose an apocalypse.

It would be zombies.

  • 12.15.2012 5:49 PM PDT
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They're morons. They wouldn't last an hour in a zombie apocalypse.

I, on the other hand, would survive a zombie apocalypse.

  • 12.15.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Why must you knock down the children's sand castle?

  • 12.15.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Hate cats.


Posted by: chronicaddict420
If I HAD to choose an apocalypse.

It would be zombies.
Naked lady apocalypse

  • 12.15.2012 5:49 PM PDT

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Because if a zombie apocalyspe were to happen, it's not like the zombies would be able to do anything.

Lol @ OP for being scared of zombies

  • 12.15.2012 5:50 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.


Posted by: XxDruidxX
Why must you knock down the children's sand castle?

I'm in a good mood tonight.

  • 12.15.2012 5:50 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

In all honesty, I'd prefer it. I don't have to worry about a national government and in all honesty, walkers don't seem like that big of a threat. It's other people.

Fortunate for me, I know how to be avoidant and live independently. The only thing the zombie apocalypse would do is filter out the dis-interesting and show you the people who are on the same tier of your existence.

  • 12.15.2012 5:50 PM PDT

Call me Ares

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No one actually wants a zombie apocalypse. Anyone who does overestimates themselves and is a moron

  • 12.15.2012 5:51 PM PDT

Argle argle!

I sometimes wish the world was post-apocalyptic in a romantic Fallout 3 way.

  • 12.15.2012 5:52 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

I don't want any apocalypse. What part of no medical services, emergency services, Internet services, and daily conveniences sounds appealing to anyone? A zombie apocalypse would be fun for about fifteen minutes. Then, the excitement wears off and you realize you can't just go to the store or order more ammo online.

  • 12.15.2012 5:54 PM PDT

I don't want one. The hypothetical situations however, are pretty fun to imagine. Aside from your family and friends dying.

  • 12.15.2012 5:55 PM PDT

Posted by: TrussingDoor
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
You know what's even worse?

When the boy you like has a girlfriend.
#gheyworldproblems

Posted by: Tangerine
I sometimes wish the world was post-apocalyptic in a romantic Fallout 3 way.
You see, that's one of those things where you think it would be cool if the world was like that, but you don't really think about what has to happen for the world to be like that.

  • 12.15.2012 5:55 PM PDT

Argle argle!


Posted by: DAS B00T x2
Posted by: Tangerine
I sometimes wish the world was post-apocalyptic in a romantic Fallout 3 way.
You see, that's one of those things where you think it would be cool if the world was like that, but you don't really think about what has to happen for the world to be like that.

Just a fantasy of mine sometimes. I'm sure it would suck after a while.

  • 12.15.2012 5:57 PM PDT

From up here the city lights burn like a thousand miles of fire

at first it will be fun and exciting but when it gets out of hand, then they will regret it more and more until they go insane

  • 12.15.2012 6:11 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

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"Romance: you'll be the last person I betray when I save myself from the zombie apocalypse."

  • 12.15.2012 6:20 PM PDT

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There's a scrawny little Freshman kid at my school who thinks an apocalypse would be "fun". He's convinced that he would survive forever because he's played Left 4 Dead and has guns.

The children: our future.

  • 12.15.2012 6:31 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

You're wrong man, my pillow forts are unbreakable!

  • 12.15.2012 6:35 PM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
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Walkers would be so easy. Just gather every person in your street and live in the biggest house that a member owns.

  • 12.15.2012 6:47 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.


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"Romance: you'll be the last person I betray when I save myself from the zombie apocalypse."
That's true love right there.

  • 12.15.2012 6:49 PM PDT

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.

I agree. I had some pretty realistic zombie dreams...Let me tell you not fun...

  • 12.15.2012 6:52 PM PDT

GOAT

Because it's fun to fantasize about.. not that hard to understand.

  • 12.15.2012 6:53 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

in zombe spoclypss im gun go pew pew to der heds and blow brains out

so b0$$

  • 12.15.2012 6:54 PM PDT

And so the war of Gods and Demons shall begin. Tomorrow will end with your heart in my hand!

Love ya! =3


Posted by: chronicaddict420
If I HAD to choose an apocalypse.

It would be zombies.

I would pick teddy bears.

Or Daleks.

  • 12.15.2012 6:54 PM PDT

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